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Grass, in title

When I worked at a store we had two sizes of shipping cart and they couldn’t interlock but people would force it anyway or back them in to engage the coin latch. The cart sheds became a total mess and the store was too understaffed and the manager often ended up doing the cars, badly, in favor of pulling people off indoors cleaning or w.e. I often left the cart over a parking separator brick so it can’t roll into cars, but doesn’t add to the jumbled mess in the shed.

grue,

we had two sizes of shipping cart… and the store was too understaffed

That’s the store’s own damn fault.

Grass,

More head office but yeah. They also changed the checkouts from Linux to windows and decided self checkouts could only have one human attendant.

Jackthelad, in Fucking blue ticks

Turn off your read receipts.

Problem solved.

paddirn, in Not even worth its time.

I wish I could stop seeing my dumb big nose.

nonplayablecharacter7334,

🤥

li10, in Sad but quite true :(

Sometimes that’s okay.

As long as it’s not overly one sided and they do engage when you message them, don’t overthink it.

If it’s really that one sided then it should just naturally fizzle out without much thought. Either way, it’s not worth worrying about.

Vinny_93, in Fucking blue ticks

If only there was a way to turn those off

cyborganism, in It's just a coffee

Honestly, if the service respects my privacy and isn’t littered with ads, I don’t mind paying at all. Like I wouldn’t mind paying a monthly fee for services provided by Proton, for example, for email, online storage, vpn, etc. I think it’s fair. There’s a lot of infrastructure behind it and employees. Things don’t just run by themselves for free.

But when I pay for a subscription and they publish ads as well for extra income, not only does it make my experience unpleasant, but it’s incredibly greedy. And when I get charged for a service that exploits all my private data to create a user profile that can be sold and used to push targeted ads and other fake information with the goal of changing my opinion on important democratic topics, then that’s when I start completely avoiding that service altogether.

arudesalad, in I'm starting to think it's a conspiracy to waste otherwise productive people's time.

Lemmy’s most political users vs the world’s largest screen

Randomgal, in Sad but quite true :(

I have a 2:1 rule. If I start a conversation with you two times, I won’t talk to you again. Until you take the initiative the third time.

CorrodedCranium, in It's just a coffee
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

How else are you going to get underwear?

Iron_Lynx, in It's just a coffee

I like to apply some business logic to it.

  • I expect to use the product or functionality provided by x on a regular basis
  • The use of x has no added utility
  • The functionality and/or feature set (e.g. content) of x may degrade significantly without warning and/or recourse
  • Unavailability of x is likely to render it completely useless

If most of these conditions can be regularly sufficiently true, then searching an alternative that incorporates proper ownership is a good course of action.

ByGourou, in I should figure out how myself

He said that for subscriptions to be more popular, people need to be “more comfortable with not owning their games”. People always forget the first part, if you take the whole quote, he’s right.
He didn’t say he wanted that to happen. But he probably do, so fuck Ubisoft and him.
I just don’t like how the whole internet built a narrative around an out of context quote.

balderdash9, (edited ) in Not even worth its time.

You looked at your nose when you read this post

spoilerYou just looked again, didn’t you?

Land_Strider,

No I didn’t. My brain is still chad, even if only in that regard.

metaStatic,

And now you're breathing manually.

konalt,
@konalt@lemmy.world avatar

Did you know that your tongue never rests normally in your mouth?

Jerkface,

Yes it does. I’ve created the optimal amount of suction between my tongue and the roof of my mouth that it hangs from it comfortably, like I imagine a bat would lay in a hammock.

GnomeKat,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar
Jerkface,

This picture is upside down.

general_kitten, (edited )

i didnt, your black magic has no power over me

TehBamski, in I just have to get this frying pan...
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

This happened to me a handful of times with Red Dead Redemption 2. Hunting, wagon stealing, and stealth murdering in that game was super fun. Hell, even some of the side quest lines were more fun than where I was at in the main quest line.

Milk_Sheikh,

Still never found the serial killer though

Enzy, in Lemmy in nutshell?

This is some fourth wall breaking shit

FlyingSquid, in Ignorance is bliss
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The stuff I know slice should be microscopic in my case.

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