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CoolBeance, in This is too loud
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I heard from some incredibly unreliable source that people do this because they don’t get told that they’re doing a good job enough. For what it’s worth you’re all doing great

rony4102,
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Thank you so much

SkippingRelax, (edited )

I love your hair!

khannie,
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And so are you. :)

LaserTurboShark69,

You don’t know me!

Everythingispenguins,

I honestly would believe it. I will sort old posts by top and reread them on bad days.

ExfilBravo, (edited )

“Oh yeah I remember that post, it’s doing good now.” *Dopamine hit

Next post…

“Wow I said that cringe shit?! fuck it ill leave it up, has a few upvotes.”

Nei, in Flight sim people are on another level
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Flight simulators are a pretty niche hobby. Spent a lot of time playing the Microsoft Flight Simulator - comes handy if you wanna study aviation or become a pilot.

cosmicrookie, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
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And still half of us can’t even afford figs

baseless_discourse, (edited )

*probably way more than half

And there are five of us who can afford figs for everyone forever, but decided to use that money to lure underaged teens for orgy outside in some secluded islands.

cosmicrookie,
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Sounds like a good bargain for figs! Where?

roofuskit, in The current state of Twitch
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Just a reminder that Twitch only shows you lots of booby streams if that’s what you’ve been clicking on. Much like Tik Tok and Instagram.

Voyajer,
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Or if you sort by view count instead of recommended

HurlingDurling,

But I like boobies

Fubarberry,
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I haven’t used twitch for years, and have only used it for esports streams back when I did use it. I’ve never watched a booby stream.

I just reinstalled the app, logged in for the first time in years, and my top recommended stream is called “2 GIRLS 1 SHOWER JUMPING JACKS” and has a topless girl in the shower painting white boxes on her arm. The game category is listed as “art”.

Fubarberry,
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I haven’t used twitch for years, and have only used it for esports streams back when I did use it. I’ve never watched a booby stream.

I just reinstalled the app, logged in for the first time in years, and my top recommended stream is called “2 GIRLS 1 SHOWER” and has a topless girl with a white bar over her boobs. The game category is listed as “art”.

Nahdahar,

Nope, it also recommends streams based on what other people watch from the channels you’re following, it’s not only based on your viewing data. Other aggregates like generally what’s popular might get thrown into the mix as well.

To test this create a fresh account, follow Asmongold & let his streams run for a while, after some time the recommendations are going to be full of booby streams.

It’s kind of a running joke at this point that if you watch him you’re going to get booby stream recommendations because his viewers are degens.

roofuskit,
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You will get occasional recommendations but they won’t fill your home page as many complain. You can. Also click the dots and tell them you’re not interested in a recommendation and then you get less of them.

icedterminal,

That’s why! Once in a while I watch one of his streams for a bit when he’s playing something new. Every single time I watch, I come back a day or two later and I have booby streamers in my suggestions. I’m not even remotely interested bc gay. I always have to remove the suggestion but it’s a losing battle. They come back. You’d think twitch would actually cater to only what you want to see.

possiblylinux127, in Phew...

I’m confused. Why are you a cat

doctorn,
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I have taken the form least alarming to you as you’d run screaming if I manifest in my true form.

CrayonRosary, in I think we've been had

I still use inches, but I’ve switched to using sixtieths of an inch as the only subdivision.

1-45/60" is what boring people call 1-3/4"

ByteWizard, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

Subtitles ruin native-language movies. I’ll enable them if I’m watching something in public because I’m not a monster but otherwise I hate them.

Get some decent speakers, FFS. A ‘sound bar’ does not qualify. A good center channel speaker is essential. Don’t even need the rear surrounds with a good front setup.

Double_A,
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I doubt most people even have a soundbar…

SlopppyEngineer,

Try dubbing for ruining native-language movies.

ByteWizard,

Agree in many cases. I wouldn’t watch a dub of Seven Samurai for instance. But Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? A dub is fine there IMO.

Kase,

Subtitles ruin native-language movies.

Why is that?

ByteWizard,

You end up reading and not watching the movie. Focus is split between the two instead of just enjoying the experience.

NotMyOldRedditName,

I have this problem with games, but there’s no rewind on games, and for some reason every game maker has decided that the most critical information you ever get happens when there’s loud sounds going on as some climatic event is happening and you can’t understand a fucking thing they say.

So most of the game I don’t need it, except for what ends up being the most important times I need it and don’t have it, so I have to leave them on in games.

And ya it’s distracting. At best I’m concentrating on not reading them which is distracting itself.

penquin, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

I already fucking struggle with understanding English since it’s my second language, and with this new shit sound, it’s now fucking worse. I used to be able to do without subtitles most of the time, but now I can’t watch shit without it.

Double_A,
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Same. I can’t watch English movies on a TV because I just don’t understand it… But then with headphones on everything is perfect.

possiblylinux127, in This is too loud

I just want to create posts that people like. Treat others are you want to be treated.

Lennnny,
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It’s so true.

EtherWhack, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
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Meh. Figs are just digested wasps anyway

plain_and_simply,

I remember hearing about a parasitic wasp in a fig but is it all figs? I like fig but I don’t often buy it, this information inventivises me not to buy fig…

EtherWhack,
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FWIK it’s all figs.

For a relatively simple explanation. There is a male fig, which only produces pollen. This is what the female fig wasp wants to find to lay her eggs in. Now if the wasp were to enter a female fig by mistake, the pollen covering it since hatching would pollinate the fig, and the enzyme which the fig produces would kill and break down the wasp before it could lay any eggs. After which the broken down wasp would get completely absorbed to provide nutrients as the fig grows and matures.

It’s similar to how a plant’s roots absorb compost, just without the help of bacteria to break things down

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for the explanation, I wasn’t aware of the cycle. It hasn’t put me off figs. I think not knowing easily allows one to make a worse assumption of the actual life cycle.

CarbonIceDragon,
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To my understanding, they don’t all contain wasps, and even the types that do have the wasp thing, any trace of a wasp will be long destroyed before the fruit is ready anyway

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for the input, appreciate it! I’m glad I had 3 very helpful response (yours being one of the 3 helpful ones!). I had assumed the wasp would still be there, didn’t realise it’ll be absorbed as part of the life cycle

Donjuanme,

Wait until you hear about sugar, and bread. And you think being processed will help? That’s where the mammals start to come in.

plain_and_simply,

Thank you for spending the time to comment but unlike the other responses, yours wasn’t as helpful. After understanding how the wasp is involved in the lifecycle of the fig, I have no qualms eating it.

Also I don’t think understand what your comment is about…

Nacktmull, (edited )

Please don´t be silly, keep enjoying your figs. The wasps are a natural part of the fig and have never bothered you before, have they? They are so tiny you don´t even notice them and they are necessary for the life cycle of the fig tree because they are its pollinators. Without the wasps there would simply be no figs. Its a symbiosis that is the result of a co-evolution of fig trees and fig wasps. I especially recommend pairing figs and cheese, delicious!

plain_and_simply,

Thank you! I appreciate your explanation - I didn’t realise it was part of the life cycle, not knowing made it easy to assume something worse

sbv,

okay, but the orgy is still fine, isn’t it?

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited )

Orgies are just digested sea cucumbers anyway.

tdawg, in Conjuring one up like it's nothing

Living near nature is important :)

Klear, in Gottem

I like how him replying 6 minutes late means he might have pulled over just to send the fuck you.

theotherone, in Santa Claus is boiliiing an eeeeeegg
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Kolanaki,
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I was expecting a anti-weed ad of a kid just boiling an egg for 4 hours.

clearleaf, in aboutme.pdf
Maddie, in Santa Claus is boiliiing an eeeeeegg
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I can’t stop laughing at this and I have no idea why!

funkless_eck,

Nate’s (Frog’s) most famous work is his friend Daniel’s birthday:

wakelet.com/…/9e8e55ee-9c2e-4f88-902d-0e8975c03c9…

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