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sailormoon, in Lemmy is a magical place 🌙
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ivanafterall, in Didn't learn much in social studies
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If I had a nickel.

HurlingDurling,

… I would bounce in on them bobbies

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
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To be fair it’s like 30 degrees outside so the orgy might need to be postponed

567PrimeMover, (edited )
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That's what bath houses are for!

tostiman,
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Well its a bit warm but it should be fine.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s just a bit warm, have the orgy in the shade

frezik,

Interesting that you can interpret “30 degrees” in either C or F, and either way you wouldn’t want to have an orgy outside.

SpaceNoodle,

It’s perfectly orgiable in either.

BarrelAgedBoredom,

Set up a couple misters and fans and you’re golden

SpaceNoodle,

I’d like a couple misses as well thanks

hackris,

You mean mistresses?

SpaceNoodle,

They can come too

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

What better way to warm up than being under a mass of sweaty, writhing bodies?

blackbelt352,

Depending where you are 30 is either really cold or really hot.

Droggelbecher,

Not really, where I’m at 30C is just slightly hot and 30F is just slightly cold. Goes much higher and lower than that.

frezik,

I don’t like being outside for either one. Actually, I don’t like outside.

Scubus,

Bruh 30F is slightly cold to you? It’s below freezing

Droggelbecher,

Yes? If it’s below freezing every winter night, if not all day, you get used to it. -5C (or windy) and the gloves and hat come out. -10C is genuinely cold. It’s all a matter of what you’re used to. There’s no universal, global answer to what is cold and what is hot, it all depends on what’s normal where you live/you’ve lived.

SpaceNoodle,

Tell me you’re from the Midwest without telling me you’re from the Midwest

sbv,

30F seems like it’s outside the ideal temperature range for an orgy

Boozilla, in Flight sim people are on another level
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Someone posts something kinda cool.

Doofuses of the internet: we must find all the faults to prove how much smarter we are

This is probably a work in progress. And this person may not have the same preferences and priorities as you for their own personal setup.

Speculater, in Besides, I didn't get any
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It’s that grind-set mindset, people think not sleeping is a sign of prosperity, but in reality it’s strongly linked with early dementia.

comprehensivesleepcare.com/…/lack-of-sleep-and-al….

SomeSphinx,
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As someone with insomnia problems that have been reoccurring throughout my life, that was a terrifying read thank you.

ultra,

Literally the capitalist mindset. Go to sleep late and wake up early, so you have more time to work (“grind” or “hustle”). Every day I hate capitalism more and more

pastaPersona, in The Fediverse when Facebook goes for the 3E attack

Facebook couldn’t have handled Threads any more poorly, doubtful that they could pose any kind of serious threat at this point.

Most people who use anything decentralized or federated at this point are probably the type to avoid 🤮book anyway.

Deceptichum,
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Most people who use anything decentralized or federated at this point are probably the type to avoid 🤮book anyway.

Since they federated. the average Fediverse user is Threads account, you have to understand that the type who use it are now the people who didn’t avoid FB.

Tech-savvy people are the minority on here now.

doingless, in Is that really necessary?

You thought you weren’t going to pay for that. But you’re gonna pay. You’re gonna pay with your ass.

paddirn, in Didn't learn much in social studies

Hitomi Tanaka, if anyone was wondering. Retired though I believe.

Poggervania,
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She might be retired, but I’ll never retire beating my meat to her.

htrayl, in The current state of Twitch

The prude subcurrent on Lemmy is apparently massive. You honestly are being hardly inconvenienced by boob streams and yet it deserves and inordinate amount of complaining. On a real impact basis, you are far more impacted by video games you aren’t interested in than boob streamers.

YeetPics,
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This single image really rustled your jimmies huh?

deaf_fish,

You don’t post when your jimmies are rustled?

YeetPics,
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Almost exclusively. However I try not to post about foreign jimmies being rustled if mine are equally rustled.

deaf_fish,

I’m not following, can you explain the foreign jimmies being rustled?

YeetPics,
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Jimmies that ain’t mine. Other people’s jimmies. Unknown jimmies. Strange jimmies.

Mango,

Not interested is very different from disinterested or disgusted.

Vespair, in The current state of Twitch

There’s still tons of video game streamers. In fact, even if 10k titty streamers join the site, that doesn’t push even a single video game streamer out.

There’s a market for both things, and neither thing is eating the audience of the other.

This is all just stupid neo-puritanical pearl clutching.

A woman showing her tits on twitch isn’t going to hurt you, or anyone else.

bmarinov,

You know, I don’t get offended or anything. But it’s impossible to mute / block streamers, and there are some particularly annoying offenders which I just don’t want to see when I open twitch. Just give me the option to filter that out and I won’t complain again.

Vespair,

A filter is an entirely reasonable request

Bluegoon,

Never have children, lil bro.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Oh he has higher chances of procreating than you do

dumpsterlid,

Only a corporation would be so completely uninterested in the experience of users that they wouldn’t have a way to mute or block channels. Honestly they should be ashamed they don’t have that feature, how long has twitch been around?

noopp,

There’s a block functionality that any user can use and iirc if you block a streamer they will be filtered out from your recommends/etc

Helps to clean things up if you wanna hide the usuals you aren’t a fan of

MonkeMischief,

This reminds me of when I used TOR to check my Facebook account after so many years. It was constantly throwing random almost-explicit-but-definitely NSFW pages at me.

"Where did these come from? Did I accidentally subscribe at some point? Oh they all say “suggested for you.”

Can you turn off “suggested for you”? Lol no. That’s how they force ads on you.

My findings concluded as expected: All the people I knew in highschool are living their dream lives somehow, my grandma’s still into weird rightoid conspiracies, and FB is a dogpoo platform I don’t understand how anybody still uses lol.

Fyurion,
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Every single time I go to watch a clip theres a ton of random partially naked people in the useless recomended section under the clip. I wish I could turn that off

Angry_Maple, in The current state of Twitch
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I don’t get some of these comments. You can want to avoid random nudity without bring a prude or jealous.

I’d argue that a LOT of people are not interested in seeing 99.9% of the population naked, and there should be nothing wrong with that. I don’t care what they look like. Sometimes people just don’t want to look at rectums.

The mindset of “you have to be happy about unexpectedly seeing a stranger naked or you’re a prude” also doesn’t sit right with me.

I would have just stopped using twitch, personally.

TotallynotJessica, (edited )
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Maybe growing up in a warm, costal area makes it more common, but young women just wear similar outfits to most feminine streamers where I’m from. They usually aren’t making a statement about it, it’s just hot outside and they don’t mind showing off. It’s normal.

Some streamers do embody the meme. Some focus cameras on their ass. However, feminine streamers aren’t the majority, and most of them aren’t even that sexual. On a whole, men have more viewers, with almost every top streamer being male.

Part of why the discourse around sexual streamers seems so prudish is that they don’t dominate on twitch. There are a few popular ones, but women don’t even dominate the site; there’s just more of them than in the past. Most feminine streamers aren’t sexual. People see what they want to see.

The only male streamer ever suspended for showing his bare chest was crossdresser. Masculinity is normalized, so femininity is othered.

Angry_Maple,
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Don’t get me wrong, I’m not about telling other people how to dress or what to wear. Not at all.

To be honest with you, I don’t really go on twitch. When I made my comment, I had some of my earlier experiences with lemmy on my mind. I just turned off nsfw in my app settings though.

My main reasoning was so that certain things didn’t show up when I was showing something else to family, or if a coworker saw my phone over my shoulder. There are some jobs where you really don’t want your boss to see certain things, but most other forms of slacking off are ok.

For me, it wasn’t even about anyone’s chest. It was not wanting furry porn haha. They really should have thought about this before instating it.

Now people will be upset regardless of what they do.

JeffKerman1999,

dude, i’m just saying that there other places for noon-gaming stuff and those people are invading a site that was born for videogames. but then, i’m not using twitch for quite a while now since the homepage was taken over by IRL streams. I just opened twitch.tv (not logged in) a minute ago and in the homepage there’s a dude sleeping (with the name of the stream “i’m only sleeping” wtf??), one deejay, someone cooking and a saxophonist…

that’s 4 streams out of 8 in the homepage that have nothing to do with gaming.

TotallynotJessica,
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Non gaming streams have their own categories, and they certainly add value. Everyone loved the Bob Ross stream when it started, but now there’s something wrong with cooking or musicians? Some people who come for the sax player might get into games. Twitch has problems, but adding variety to their streaming platform isn’t one of them.

There aren’t less gamers on twitch because of non gamers. I don’t even think game streams have suffered much as a whole.

Icaria,

It’s the internet post-2014. If you have simply never heard of someone’s particular flavour of BDSM kink before, they take it like you’re attacking them.

LucidNightmare, in Besides, I didn't get any

I just fucking hate sleeping. 😅

cryostars,

Wut

LucidNightmare,

I really, genuinely, hate sleeping. To me, it is such a waste of time that I could be learning something new or doing something productive!

AnxiousOtter,

I hate sleeping because I know all that’s waiting for me tomorrow is more work.

LucidNightmare,

and the existential crises!

768,

doing something productive

What do you produce?

LucidNightmare,

Nothing. I’m too busy sleeping.

possiblylinux127, in It's cheaper is what it is

Or we could just toughen up a bit. You need to be willing to take life head on. Don’t go cowarding away from your problems.

(Just to be clear do go get help if you are facing serious metal health issues. I’ve lost people to suicide)

snooggums,
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I'll bet more than one of them had serious mental health issues that were exacerbated by being told to just 'toughen up a little bit' when they reached out for support. Calling people cowards for acknowledging issues promotes a toxic view of men being able to open up about issues.

mattw3496,

Lol, my father constantly telling me to toughen up is what led to me going to therapy.

Toughening doesn't permanently do the trick, it leads to repression of emotion and is a very isolating thing. It's better instead to be vulnerable and expand your support network. One strong tree isn't as strong as the interlocked roots of a forest.

snooggums,
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Like most things, toughening up can be helpful in some situations but when used for everything it becomes counterproductive. Like letting petty insults slide when they don't matter is a pretty handy skill, but there is a need to also know when not to and when to reach out so that there is support for when it is needed.

I'm sorry your father did that to you.

agent_flounder,
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People don’t need to toughen up. If they’re struggling they are already tougher than you realize and maybe tougher than you can imagine.

Yet even the toughest can’t go it alone forever. Nor should they have to. Sucking it up isn’t healthy and it isn’t a bragging point. It is unwise.

If you need help, you need help. Nobody has the right to tell you that you don’t.

This idea that we have to be rugged individualists is bull puckey and is probably responsible for a lot of suicides especially among men.

All people thrive with support and without it they crash and burn eventually.

Paradachshund, in Besides, I didn't get any

I got 9 hours of sleep last night

Swedneck,
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i got 25

Steak,

This is the first time I’ve been awake in my entire life.

SoleInvictus,
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I’ve never been awake, I’m reading this all by astrally projecting from my dreams. Nevermind how I’m writing anything.

stinerman,
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Sleeping on that trans-Pacific flight does wonders for catching up on that sleep debt.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Is that really necessary?

Is this where those porn get their idea from

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