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LEONHART, in coffffeeee

DOUGIE JONES!

lemmy_nightmare, in Utter betrayal
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I laughed way too hard for this XD

kamen, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

Conveniently enough (at least in this case) “everyone in my house” boils down to just me.

KoalaUnknown, (edited ) in Can't Unsee

This happened to me a few years ago when my mother and I were looking at my late grandfather’s film reels. Some of those reals were NOT labeled well enough.

Edited for grammar

SpaceNoodle,

me were looking

Zoidsberg, in "Now, here's what I would do..."
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At the height of World of Warcraft, a coworker of my mom’s moved from Vancouver to the southern US to live with a guy she had only ever talked to in WoW. Things were not as promised when she got down there. She eventually moved back.

Vespair,

Before WoW I played Ultima Online, and the co-GMs of my UO guild were a couple that had only met online. About 6 months after I started playing, they had an in-game marriage, and then about 6 months later both moved to Las Vegas to buy a house together (I think they’d met in person once by this point). Under a year later, they were married in real life too. Last I heard, they were still together.

If you’re out there Ramirez and Azizza, I hope you’re still happy.

Post-internet life is a weird place.

teejay,

RAMIREZ! Go to burger town and meet someone online and then get married in real life! Ramirez, live happily ever after!

whollyrolypoly,

I see your contextless non-sequitur CoD:MW2 campaign reference in a reply-to-a-reply 15 comments down on this thread. I like to think we all have a tiny Keith David sitting on our shoulder, yelling at us to live our dreams.

teejay,

I feel so seen!

If I made a few people get minor PTSD from that level and hear his voice in their head for a moment, I’m happy.

Sheeple, in The dumbest way to make history
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Plot twist it’s a meme about being a “man of culture” and the page documented the history of a child trafficking ring

idiomaddict,

IS THAT WHAT “man of culture” MEANS???

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It usually means “Person who sexually enjoys anime girls” which usually are underage.

xantoxis, (edited ) in The future is now

That we have the technology to make a paper towel dispenser that works well, and that we don’t do that very much because it’s cheaper to make one that works poorly, are not incompatible.

When we get mass market flying cars, we’ll get incredibly shitty flying cars that crash all the time, about a week later.

schmidtster,

Or people are putting in too low quality of paper into the machine. The paper has to be strong enough to active the mechanism, they already say two hands since one usually rips before being able to pull it down.

EmoBean,

“We are highly aware that the springs in our machine are too strong, thus causing disfunction of the machine. We will not change our design. We already paid for 300.000 springs, so fuck you, buy better paper.”

schmidtster,

And then the weaker springs don’t have the force required to cut paper that is adequate to dry your hands.

shasta,

They could actually put a blade in it to cut the paper like scissors

schmidtster,

What do you think the springs are activating?

doctorn, in My Ex loves to swat
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Cops are like a box of chocolates…

…they’ll kill your dog.


<span style="color:#323232;">      - Gorrest Fump
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pastermil, in The future is now

On the other hand, check out this cool office document editor you’d have to pay yearly for.

Also, there’s this spying technology that comes with every new car. What are we spying? Well, you.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

On the other hand

P-unintended?

pastermil,

Lmao, that’s a good one!

Didn’t even realize that.

moosetwin, in I have a bad feeling about this...
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death by newberry medal

Hadriscus, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

a little while ago a kid and I talked lenghthily on Rocket League. We hit it off pretty good in-game, good team. He vented about one issue and it led us into a conversation about neurodivergence. I hope he’s alright

ExtraMedicated,

And I always got stuck with the kid singing along to the shitty music he’s playing at full volume in the background.

Hadriscus,

lol I never got that one. But then again I never got the rpg milf either, heh

ghostdoggtv, in Why are we not talking about this literacy crisis?

Personally, I did a high school senior project on the absolute state of public education over 10 years ago. I don’t think my conservative, Ayn Rand-pushing English teacher even read my paper because she gave it a solid B.

(The same year I had forced an AP teacher to change his rubric because they wanted to flunk me and I met a condition that they thought we were too dumb to meet.)

JCreazy, in Outdated

I worked retail for a decade and we would get checks time to time. Mostly always the elderly.

stillwiggle, in The system is broken

Be like me and hustle harder, only broke bitches complain

NovaPrime, in Well fuck
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The Prestige

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