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Seudo, (edited ) in Pascal's Wager

I prefffer to sacrifice a chicken to Cthulhu each dawn. Seems like the FSM will be far more tolerant if I get it wrong. By that logic, picking the Judeo-Christian god does kind of make sense.

MuhammadJesusGaySex, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

I used to run a very successful server for BioWare Neverwinter Nights back in the early 2000s. A guy started playing on there when he was 15 and met a married woman in her 30s. She got divorced and a few days after he turned 18 he flew out to meet her.

They got married about 12 or 13 years ago. I was the best man, and they are still married. I talk to them daily and usually see them weekly. It happens.

bratosch,

Gotta get that oldie gamer booty

Agent641, (edited )

Currently working on it. I met a 46yr old woman thru AA who plays minecraft to better connect with her kids, 9 and 12. Taking her out to dinner tonight. Wish me luck.

bratosch,

How old are you? (Good Luck!)

Agent641,

36, no kids. Her kids are outrageously fun to hang out with, and shes probably the most artistically talented woman Ive ever met.

hex,

How did it go??

Agent641, (edited )

Great! I helped her set up her xmas tree.

kilgore_trout,

Ace Attorney?

jdf038,

Good luck!

buzz,
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Alcoholics anonymous?

oce,
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AA batteries fan club

kusivittula,

anodized aluminum club

FlyingSquid,
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You’re all wrong. This is the frequent flyers club for American Airlines.

Agent641,

Thats right!

Hadriscus,

hell yea I hope that went well

dlok, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

I remember talking to a woman on the internet back in my teens (14-15 ISH) who I considered ancient

I’m now that age lol

Chriswild,

Remember to schedule a colonoscopy grandpa

dlok,

Appreciate it grandson

bratosch, in Can't Unsee

Was she hot tho?

nifty, (edited )
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Hot enough to have reproduced and contribute her genes to the gene pool. The best kind of hot. Technically this does not require conforming to conventional standards of hotness.

time_fo_that, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

I had a “gf” in Runescape when I was 12. She was like 30, and married or had a boyfriend.

Shit was wild back then. I’m also gay so this didn’t make much sense for me anyways 😂

Anticorp,

That’s actually perfect, since that 30 year old woman was probably a man.

Suburbanl3g3nd,

And he was probably over 40 I’d bet, too.

Boozilla, in Pascal's Wager
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Pastacal’s wager.

toomanypancakes, in It's a curse
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All my friends stopped wanting to play guilty gear with me, I feel this

Aaroncvx,

I’ll play with you toomanypancakes

linkinkampf19, (edited ) in Any night I really needed the sleep

To add onto CitizenKong’s comment, the scientific name is hypnagogic jerk, shorthand hypnic jerk, and it’s exactly what they said, the body shutting down the external neural responses that control your body.

www.sleepfoundation.org/parasomnias/hypnic-jerks

CitizenKong,

Thanks for the addition! It didn’t know the technical term.

newtraditionalists,

Super interesting, thanks for sharing that link!

khannie, in Apparently I Bob Ross'd it
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I am thankful for your posts :)

son_named_bort, in Trans meme

You don’t even need glasses?

vlad76, in Trans meme
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How do we know that person is trans?

Etterra, in I have a bad feeling about this...

Greek Tragedy Mode initiated…

OpenStars, in Trans meme
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Me 2!

ladicius, in Any night I really needed the sleep

Haven’t had that in decades. I miss it as it was a sure sign that I was to fall asleep within a second.

some_guy, in Trans meme

First out-loud chuckle of the day. Thank you!

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