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doctorcrimson, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

The future has way too much nationalism and misogyny.

doctorcrimson, in Early bird

The USA Public School System notoriously doesn’t care about science or education in general. They’ve been isolated groups of independent small governments held to no national standard since their inception. They usually just prepare kids to blend in with their local community: manerisms, speech patterns, bare minimum math and reading skills.

kpw, in Welcome to Capitalism

Vote with your wallet is only ever said to those whose wallet is thin.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

You mean it’s only said to people who don’t have enough money to speak with their wallet

GojuRyu,

And those with the money to vote with their wallet, it often happens through political bribes, leagal or not.

BaardFigur, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

Don’t allow the apps sending you notifications in the first place

kinther,
@kinther@lemmy.world avatar

This is the way. I found I was getting annoyed every time I would feel the buzz of a notification, almost to the point I was ready to throw my phone in a toilet. I ended up disabling notifications for everything but work related stuff, and even that I made sure only pings me during the work hours.

vox, in toilet humour
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

my toilet in rented apartment doesn’t have a lid

Triple_B,

You can buy lids at Home Depot/Lowes.

OrteilGenou,

Pro tip; keep an umbrella in the corner, pop it open and set it upside down on the turlet before you flush

Seudo, (edited ) in Early bird

Need as in, for a healthy body and mind?.. Hardly needed if we can breed fresh meat for the economic grinder on less sleep!

Zekas, in Welcome to Capitalism

“I have no problem being hated” says the petulant man child that’s definitely handling it

TheLurker, in Welcome to Capitalism

I mean he has all but announced the fact Twitter will go into administration soon.

He literally said this latest move by advertisers will tank the company. He then blamed them for this.

My guess is he wants to get the narrative going that other companies killed twitter and not his mismanagement of it.

RememberTheApollo_,

It’s their fault that they’re hurting my business. They’re leaving the platform I destroyed while insulting them. They need to stay so they can prop up more of my bad financial and social decisions! What a bunch of assholes!

-Musk

TheLurker,

It’s the leopard’s ate my face business strategy. 😆

Iron_Lynx, in In it I'm actually successful and likable

I’m in this post and I like it.

Peppycito, in toilet humour

Get one of those non-slamming lids and it’s too easy to knock if down while flushing. It’s half closed as you leave the room.

geogle,
@geogle@lemmy.world avatar

Only downside is when you’re at a friend’s place and realize too late that they don’t have such an awesome amenity. You end up being the toilet slamming asshole, yet again.

rustyriffs,

I immediately imagined it being a heavy seat that gets slammed too XD

glibg10b,

I’m feeling déjà vu reading this comment

kameecoding, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

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  • PieMePlenty,

    That’s the"cash society"one.

    Send_me_nude_girls, in In it I'm actually successful and likable

    Better story than my real life, I wish I could sleep forever.

    Evil_Shrubbery, in In it I'm actually successful and likable

    World-building in my case

    whaleross, in Welcome to Capitalism
    @whaleross@lemmy.world avatar

    And here in Sweden he is pissy that the workforce has rights as well, and I predict he’ll be even more pissy to realize that his handling of the entire situation has made other people less in favour of switching to a Tesla. Solidarity is big here - even with the general population of right wing voters.

    kismattic, (edited )
    @kismattic@lemmy.world avatar

    Really love to hear that! Back around like 2016-2019 I loved the idea of switching to a Tesla. Couldn’t afford it but always thought it was something to strive for. Well, that is no longer the case for me and I actively encourage people to shop other EV’s if they’re set on them and to avoid anything with his name tied to it.

    I feel dumb promoting the dude with a low effort meme, but hearing replies like this I feel makes it worth it.

    Th3D3k0y,

    I’m still hoping that DMC comes out with an alpha 5 variant I can afford

    Dizzirron, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

    Filet mignon from a vending machine is for everyone in Japan.

    intensely_human,

    Hot coffee in a can!

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