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Empricorn, in They're barely making ends meet!

Every time I hear some flowery Health Insurance commercial end with something like “we’re different and we care about your health”. I want to scream “So you’ll stop lobbying against single-payer health*care, the system proven to be cheaper and more effective by 95% of modern nations!?”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

They never will until we make them! It’s a scam.

scytale, in They're barely making ends meet!

Policy holder: I’ve paid thousands over the years and you won’t help me until I pay another few thousands out-of-pocket first?

Insurance company:

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Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

What the actual fuck is going on with this gif. It’s like high res, but 2 frames. It’s completely cursed

kewwwi, in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

I ask ChatGPT all my stupid questions

TimewornTraveler,

gonna get false answers

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

sometimes yea, but most of the time no.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I’ve been doing that too. Especially when I don’t even know enough to form a googleable query.

“Who was that guy in that movie where that one scene happened?”

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

“is cum a laxative?”

ProfessorGumby, in The future is now
@ProfessorGumby@midwest.social avatar

Welcome to the future. Nothing works now! :D

rosymind,

This is not the future I envisioned as a kid

Sarsoar, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

Me but on yahoo answers.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

many yahoo answers children moved to Quora

Annoyed_Crabby, in Kitchen Nightmares

He sound concerned. This would be my reaction:

https://media.tenor.com/yfJlSRz68MYAAAAM/michael-jackson-michael.gif

Crow, in Kitchen Nightmares
@Crow@lemmy.world avatar

I knew this meal sucked.

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Split PNG Soup
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It obviously does have texture though. You can see it.

badcommandorfilename,

Definitely a texture. What it’s missing is colour.

Ultragramps,
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Agreed, I think a better joke would be that the dip has no layers.

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

That’s a height map, not a texture

AgentOrangesicle, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
@AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldn’t an infinite number of anything with physical mass collapse the universe as we know it and challenge our models of physics? But yeah sign me up for the Benjamin’s.

willis936, in He also objects to crosswalks.

If Jesus got the wheel I don’t think he’d want to come back to life.

BananaPeal, in He also objects to crosswalks.
@BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works avatar
slumlordthanatos, in Grandpa's legacy

I’m mostly just mad that he fucking stanced it. Shit’s murder on your tires, your suspension, and your steering, all for the looks (and it looks stupid).

Twoggles,

Depends if he’s drifting it. The stanced front wheels give better traction during drifts

A7thStone,

No they don’t. A small amount of negative camber improves the contact patch under suspension load. The massive amount strange people put on stanced cars kills your contact patch and refugees grip.

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Where do you recommend finding technical info on stuff like this?

MrSpArkle,

Your local race alignment shop.

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks. Where do they get it, looking for literature, e.g. corky Bell’s maximum boost.

A7thStone,

This book taught me a ton about suspension technology. www.amazon.com/…/1557880557/

Vespair, (edited ) in "Now, here's what I would do..."

Admittedly I was in my very early 20s, not a teen, but I legitimately helped* a woman through her divorce on WoW and then once they separated drove 3 states away to have the best sex of my entire life.

Great memories.

Edit to add asterisk: by “helped” I just mean provided a necessary shoulder and ear; obviously I did not provide advice on a relationship I was very much not a part of

Spendrill,

I helped her out of a jam, I guess

But I used a little too much force

agitatedpotato,

When your step-healer gets stuck you gotta do what you gotta do.

Lucidlethargy, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!

Lol oh, they are not TRYING. They’ve been succeeding for YEARS. Reddit was absolutely lousy with that shit well before Spez shit in our cereal.

objectionist, in Split PNG Soup
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

should’ve been black and purple for ultimate class

ChillDude69, (edited )

I started to say the same exact thing, but then I realized this is intended to be a clear broth. It has alpha blending. Give it some credit for that much being functional.

objectionist,
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

okay that’s a fair point

but what if it’s quite thick?

ChillDude69, (edited )

In that case, just turn off some of the layers.

EDIT: wait, I have to take this one back. The title said PNG, and that format doesn’t preserve layers. The thickness of the broth is fully rasterized in.

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