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Mango, in You can't beat him at this.

Crop

frickineh, in Indigenous Indignation
JoYo, in Lies
@JoYo@lemmy.ml avatar

those are there for you to post in.

son_named_bort, in You can't beat him at this.

Attention Ben Stiller: lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.

Purgatoryemployee, in It's a problem

Very nice 3D meme you made for us

Purgatoryemployee, in I don't think so, Tim

Sometimes I stabilize my date… by putting wood under ‘em

  • brought to by the guy with my username
Newguy, in I'd pray to these gods too

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k0mprssd, in Upholders of the social contract

one thing i cant stand are the people that bag up their dog shit, and then leave it on a trail. immediate mood ruiner when im trying to enjoy the wonders of our planet… and i see a plastic bag of dog shit. like, you’re doing more harm than good and youre probably aware of that very fact. these people are the human equivalent of dog shit.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It would be more environmentally friendly to just leave the dog shit alone instead of putting it in a bag first if you’re just gonna leave it on the ground still.

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Fr poop is natural and it does a pretty good job at promoting plaint growth. Hell it’s not like your going to come across poop from racoons or deer. Hell I’m Shure if you were to go off trail it’s likely you might come across a half eaten deer. Poop is just as natural as death.

kool_newt,

Poop is quite good at spreading disease though, which is also natural. A sustainable animal population leaving poop is different than a hiking trail that adds quite a bit to the load of poop the environment has to handle.

feedum_sneedson,

Beta 58

Eyelessoozeguy,

I once did this because i knew i was going to walk past that spot again and didnt want to carry it the whole time. no one was on that trail that day. and i brought it back out one the return a few hours later. (there were no trash cans out there.) Perhaps something similar was going on with you? Or am I a bad guy?

soggy_kitty, (edited )

I wonder how many people have the same idea as you but then just forget when they walk back. On top of this, they never remember that they forgot so they have a guilty free conscious and do again.

If you’re confident you always pick it back up 100% of the time then great! But I wouldn’t do it because I’m dumb and would forget like 10% of the time.

kool_newt,

Leave your ID with the bag of deuce to ensure your return.

Eyelessoozeguy,

Since when did walking require an id?

cashews_best_nut,

Shit Trees. Dunno if it’s common in the rest of the world but a lot of Brit dog owners tie them to tree and buch branches. Then in winter you have Shit Trees & Turd Bushes.

Dicska,

I also agree with your first sentence, as in, the owners should indeed shit trees.

kool_newt,

I got some shit trees at the dispensary, I thought that was bad.

bratosch,

I hate those people. I only do it with my own shit like a decent member of society

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

I love how they go out of their way to make dog shit non biodegradable before leaving it in nature. Classy.

Potatos_are_not_friends, in Lies

NGL, Im kinda afraid of creating new communities out of fracturing the already tight knit front page.

I love seeing familiar faces.

IWantToFuckSpez, in Indigenous Indignation

Psych!

Newguy, in Indigenous Indignation

Reserved seating for all!

Norgur, in You can't beat him at this.

Goethe war Dichter!

MacNCheezus, (edited ) in My bad...
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Found this on my phone. I plead guilty as charged :|

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d77f5bcd-0df9-42d3-adb9-7f53da873ab4.jpeg

GyozaPower, (edited ) in There's a difference

Beans (asturian* food):

https://discuss.tchncs.de/pictrs/image/7cf3799c-4df1-4562-a6d0-8a693b62af34.jpeg

*One of Spain’s northern regions

(Viva la fabada)

cashews_best_nut,

Qué haces en Tus ratos libres?

CluckN, in Is it just me?

Don’t blame yourself, “Getting names of people I just met wrong” and “this song is stuck in my head” aren’t exclusive to those with ADHD.

NoIWontPickaName,

How about asking someone to repeat something twice, really really wanting to retain the information and then you fail for the third time?

Also does anyone else end up losing the entire message because you are telling yourself to remember it, and then you realize, they are done talking and you still don’t know?

flicker,

And that thing where you're reading something, and you know you read the words, but none of them "stick" and now you have to re-read the whole thing to figure out where you got lost.

TipRing,

How about “This song i used to like has been playing nonstop in my head for 8 days and I just wish it would stop.”?

I was actually diagnosed as a kid though.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Hm. What if I want it stuck in my head for 8 days?

isthingoneventhis,

Every time I see things like this it’s just like one more piece of straw to the camel’s back xD I really should get tested …

captainlezbian,

What about “these amphetamines are making me sleepy”

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

man, I’m really glad I got medicated, I can actually think straight and act normal for once! Maybe now I c…zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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