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possiblylinux127, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

I just watched that

mihnt, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.
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Are JNCOs skirts?

Wodge,
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A skirt for each leg. The truest equality.

Mango, in friendly PSA: not all jews are white

I actually did not know this. Please don’t eat me alive.

wafflez,

there go my lunch plans

possiblylinux127,

Who are we going to eat instead? Can I come to your place?

FlickOfTheBean,

As long as you’re not being a douchebag, or, if you were, you immediately stop being a douchebag, I don’t think anyone has basis to eat you alive.

dangblingus, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

False, the enemy is so amazed by your fucking swag that he is frozen in place. THAT’s when you hit em with the kamehameha.

Sotuanduso, in I miss pre-covid news...

I remember pre-covid news having the same problem of focusing on negative things, but wholesome news is always welcome : )

doctorn, (edited )
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You may not have reached the “In my day…”-age yet… 😅

HowManyNimons, in I miss pre-covid news...

I miss pre-Brexit Internet.

annoyed_onion,
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… And newspapers, talk radio, and news. Seems like they just try and force feed the hate these days.

EnderMB, in I never learn my lesson

Oh man, I really like One Punch Man, and I’ve always been a fan of the whole “poking fun at anime tropes thing”, but if you spend 30 mins on the subreddit for that subject you find a lot of people that don’t really see that the “child that’s actually much older than they look” thing isn’t a justifiable excuse for filling your sub with subjective images of a child.

At a certain point, it basically became trolling to raise that these people needed their hard drives checked by law enforcement professionals, and less to do with the thing that I actually enjoyed.

Traister101,

Child that’s older than they look? Tatsumaki? Not exactly a child she’s just short…

LemmyKnowsBest, in title

Grumbling this to myself for the thousandth time in a Costco parking lot, I looked out at the sea of parked cars and realized that the majority of people probably DO put their carts away responsibly, otherwise the dozen carts I saw askew would’ve been a hundred-fold.

Gradually_Adjusting, in *Grabs popcorn*
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

We’re a revolting people, you see

thorbot, in Didn't learn much in social studies

I’ll go back to school if this is my teacher

SuiXi3D, in It's cheaper is what it is
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

They don’t think it be like it is.

But it do.

ElBarto, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
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I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

thisisbutaname, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Took me more than 30 years, but I’ve finally realized that dancing fun and it doesn’t matter is you look like a fool.

Plus you never know what could happen on the dance floor wink wink

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Like get those hip pains from over exerting? I get that now in my 40s from dancing.

nifty, (edited ) in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Okay I like my work, can I just do that instead of orgies?

SpaceNoodle,

What work do you do that’s better than orgies?

WarmSoda, (edited )

I work in the two orgies at the same time field.

lightnsfw,

Do I get to select the people I’m orgying with or is it like dating where I’m mostly limited to options I don’t find physically attractive?

ivanafterall,
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It's like real life Tinder. You have to stand physically nude in front of potential co-orgyists as they judge you and decide your worth.

sbv,

I’ve changed my mind, I think I’ll just take the four day work week, thank you.

afraid_of_zombies,

I think I just found out why we don’t do many orgies.

SpaceNoodle,

Beggars can’t be choosers

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s nothing special I am just a nerd

SpaceNoodle,

So am I, but I’ve put in enough time that I think I’ve earned eternal orgies

nifty,
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Hope you get them!!

EdibleFriend,
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Your hope is being interpreted as consent. You will be part of the orgy.

nifty,
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Oh nooes! What to do!?

EdibleFriend,
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Google anal training.

Pratai, in The current state of Twitch

Yeah, they should rebrand as ’Simp Central’

samus12345,
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“Simp Central, eh?”

https://i.imgur.com/lnyAqsQ.jpeg

Pratai,

Simptral.

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