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Nacktmull, (edited ) in There's a difference

I just had baked beans on toast with eggs today. Made them myself with onions, mushrooms, garlic, smoked paprika powder, a pinch of nutmeg and cinnamon and a shot of maple syrup. It tasted great and I am not even English.

Kase,

I would try this if I weren’t a) a bad cook and b) terrified

ShaggySnacks, in Dozing

Them “Yeah, well what just happened”

Me Proceeds to recap the entire movie

Them “Yeah, but you’re not really watching the movie.”

johannesvanderwhales, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

Are people trying to argue that we shouldn’t teach kids basic arithmetic?

Emerald,

No, we teach arithmetic and then once you know it you can use a calculator

Spacehooks,

Naa it’s just bad explanation on why. Use a calculator but a brain will know if you put it in right. Kind of like that scene om starship troopers and the Knife.

drcobaltjedi,

Theres a few schools of thought when it comes to teaching math. Theres the camp that thinks that you should see 285 X 342 and figure out in your head its 97,470. Then theres the other group that goes, well we just need to teach them the concept and then the students apply it. Its people in the first camp that said you’d never have a calculator and just isn’t a realistic take on the world anymore. Very rarely do I have to sit down and remember what sin(30) is, but I can still do the trig work I’ve needed in my day job as a software developer.

Godric, in They’re the same

Fuck off no they ain’t.

smuuthbrane, in Dozing
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

I swear I’ve watched 300% more movie than my wife ever has.

phoneymouse, in The sword in the dome

It’s the light dragon. It’s Princess Zelda!

tjsauce, in Dozing

Lol my parents

RIP_Cheems, in Sleep tight
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

It is what it is.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson, in They’re the same

It would appear that based blanket statements aren’t the sole domain of MAGA shitbags.

pinkdrunkenelephants, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

It literally doesn’t matter; you can’t make proper use of the calculator without knowing how to do the problems without it anyway, so this is just stupid bullshit lazy people throw at you to justify not putting effort into anything

Chobbes,

Yeah. You’ll probably have access to a calculator these days, but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth knowing some basic arithmetic. Playing around with arithmetic is a good way to gain an understanding of the fundamentals and have a better sense of what the operations mean and how they work, which helps even when you do have a calculator.

Just_Pizza_Crust, (edited ) in They’re the same
A_Very_Big_Fan, in Sleep tight

If only

unipadfox, in Sleep tight

I think you’re a lot more likely to die awake than to die asleep

HerbalGamer, in The sword in the dome
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

GTA 6 easter egg incoming

Dmian, (edited ) in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips
@Dmian@lemmy.world avatar

Talking about supercomputers in your pocket… am I the only one who finds extremely funny when people ask for directions with their smartphone in their hand? Or ask for anything that can be easily solved by just using the device they’re already holding? In the past I used to send “Let Me Google That For You” links, but I think I need a “Just use your smartphone!” T-shit or something. :P

Edit: while I find the situation funny, I want to clarify that I never mock people, or be rude to them. I try to go out of my way to help them, since you never know why they don’t do the obvious thing.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

For people whose childhood didn’t have an internet, it makes sense. Many are more comfortable getting information the way they used to. Even though I grew up in the 80s, I prefer to avoid having to interact with people when possible, so being able to use the internet for information was a godsend.

TrickDacy,
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I mean I agree, but also can see the advantage of asking someone who seems like a local if you’re confused about the transit system or if you took a wrong turn and just want to get some place without further hassle.

Dmian,
@Dmian@lemmy.world avatar

Oh! When you’re in a place you don’t know, it’s a whole different game. Yes, even with Maps or a GPS it can be confusing. :P

serratur,

Some people just cant navigate, not much help in google if you don’t understand what direction it is telling you to go.

mxcory,

Plus maps aren’t always accurate about address locations. So I think it can really depend on exactly the type of direction someone is asking for.

That said, please put a number on your house if you don’t already have one.

Dmian,
@Dmian@lemmy.world avatar

That’s absolutely true. One person asked me for directions once with Google Maps open and pointing where they had to go. Clearly this person was unable to understand the app.

Sheeple, (edited )
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It should be noted that while chat services that many use require low bandwidth, sometimes on throttled speed it’s not enough to even make a basic Google search.

It is likely that the person you are talking to already used up their high speed mobile internet and now is running on throttled. Searching something up can take a minute or two in that state. Opening up a website or navigation becomes straight up impossible.

I suffer from that problem frequently

Dmian,
@Dmian@lemmy.world avatar

I totally understand that. As I said, I never know the reason, so I don’t judge. It’s just that the situation is funny, in the “we have the tools, but still can’t solve the problem” kind of way. :D

brbposting,

Google Maps and Apple Maps allow you to download offline maps!

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

And unfortunately many of us neglect to do that! Yes I know I should but somehow we never think we need it

I swear I’ll download my maps this time

greenskye,

My parents and grandparents will routinely give me directions to the restaurant we’re all going to. In the past I tried to stop them as I can never remember them anyway and certainly don’t use the same landmarks. Now I just nod my head and pretend like I got it all on the first try and then just use Google maps like a sane person.

Dmian, (edited )
@Dmian@lemmy.world avatar

Hahahaha! Well played. ;)

deweydecibel,

am I the only one who finds extremely funny when people ask for directions with their smartphone in their hand

Depends on the context.

If I’m hanging out with friends, in a city or area I’m relatively familiar with, and somebody suggests going to a restaurant or something I don’t know, I might just casually ask “Where is it? How are we getting there?” or something like that. Because there’s a good chance I don’t need to pull out my phone, open an app, type something in, make sure it’s the right location (being buried beneath the ad results), and following the steps the whole time, when a simple “just head to where the BDSM dungeon is, it like 2 doors down”

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