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sbv, in I'll go for a morning run too.

also go to the gym

Fixbeat, in Elderly Politicians

Who are you, sweety?

possiblylinux127, in There's a difference

I’m pretty sure beans are neither Mexican or British. They are a type of raw ingredient

Kolanaki,
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They’re prepared differently. Don’t usually see baked beans of any kind in Mexican cuisine, just like you don’t see a lot of refried beans in British cuisine.

cynar, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

One of my professors, at uni, put it best. You should be able to second guess your calculator.

Also, it’s often faster to do an approximate calculation in your head, rather than getting out a calculator (or phone) and plugging the numbers in.

112 x 9.

By approximation, it’s 100ish by 10ish, so around 1000. This can often be enough. (E.g is a current below 1500mA?)

The calculator should give 1008. If it claims it is 10,080, or 12.4, you know you’ve screwed up, and should recheck your calculations. If you can’t do it in your head, then you can’t check for issues.

greenskye,

I do it in my head and then on a calculator because I don’t trust my head to do it correctly

Kase,

Me: 4 + 4 = 8

Calculator: 4 + 4 = 150

Me: pft, stupid brain. This is why we have to use a calculator!

bratosch,

I had a coworker go get a calculator to put in, I shit you not, 10+190

EatYouWell,

I have to do this before my coffee in the morning. My tired brain can’t be trusted to do math.

mouserat, in I'll go for a morning run too.

Don’t forget to get up a little earlier to watch the sunrise drinking a morning smoothie with self-grown superfoods while preparing your bento lunch box.

Halosheep, in The sword in the dome

The terrible quality of this picture almost looks like a helicopter with some silhouetting

babyfarmer, in "That's a problem for future me!"

You’ve got to be a real lazy piece of shit to not do the dishes before you leave for a vacation.

joyjoy, in Elderly Politicians

And we keep electing them.

GrammatonCleric, in "That's a problem for future me!"
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Vaccination vacation?

soloner, in Sleep tight

SIGN ME UP

SpaceNoodle, in "That's a problem for future me!"

*vaccination

Son_of_dad, (edited ) in "That's a problem for future me!"

I’m a condominium superintendent, I once had to go into all the units for smoke detector replacements. I get to one apartment and it stinks. There are dishes on the table with half eaten/rotted food. Pots on the stove that are the same. All the food in the fridge is molding, and the apartment is in general disarray.

I had to call my boss, who in turned tried to get a hold of the owners with no success. We had to end up calling the cops, who first sent a patrol, then later a detective to get a missing persons case going. A month later, the cops contact us to inform us that the owners went on a six month trip to China and didn’t think to tell anyone. They came back a few weeks later and acted like nothing happened. Turns out they were just filthy people, not dead.

cyborganism, in "That's a problem for future me!"

I always clean everything a couple days before leaving, so when I get back home, I come back to a clean home with nothing to do.

malagauche, in Sleep tight

No shit, that’s why you should sleep at night.

wellee, in The sword in the dome

How sad :(

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