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TheBest, in Love Hurts
@TheBest@midwest.social avatar

Ive legitimately bruised my dick this way. Had a giant black bruise across my shaft, pissing was HORRIBLE, and we had to take a month or two off from fun.

1/10 not my kink don’t recommend

Haagel,

It literally was your kink

Z3k3,

You some how made me audibly laugh and cross my legs wincing at the same time

Shou,

He’s got a kink in his dink!

Hikermick, in Happy new year from Europe gang!

Prost! from the USA

Thcdenton, in That rare 1/5
Artyom, in Happy new year from Europe gang!

Imagine being the guy who started this meme in 2019…

YoorWeb, in Happy new year from Europe gang!
NounsAndWords, in Happy new year from Europe gang!

The way things have been going, I have a bad feeling we should be enjoying our last extra moments of 2023 before the shitshow that is 2024.

ColeSloth, in That rare 1/5

No need to push. You just have to relax and all the work gets done for you.

Thrickles, in Past my bedtime

Bed at 20:24 gang.

RealFknNito, in Past my bedtime
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

Me having work at 6AM:

fsxylo, (edited ) in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

You don’t understand, smart phones kind of came out of nowhere. And only rich kids had them, and they broke really easily. We made fun of them.

The only way you were having a calculator in your pocket was if you hauled a ti-85 around, which no one was ever going to do.

ricdeh,
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

My father had a Casio watch with built-in computation capabilities in the 80s, and in the socialist state of East Germany at that, so you could definitely carry an arithmetic calculator with you anywhere!

funkless_eck,

why they never marketed a ti-85 mount for everyone’s daily carry Glock 19 I’ll never know

greenskye,

Didn’t they have calculator watches like ages ago?

lelgenio, in How it works
@lelgenio@lemmy.ml avatar
Klear,
crtbob, in That rare 1/5

My dumb ass saw “1/5” and tried to swipe

gmtom, in There's a difference

Actually accurate given the end result of this episode.

Mexican beans pale in comparison the majesty of the British baked bean.

KevonLooney,

Maybe if you’ve only had Mexican food made in Britain? Baked beans are good but relatively one dimensional. In Mexico, beans, rice, and corn are the staples of most meals. They’re eating them at breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks. Children have mashed beans and rice as their first solid food.

Do you think British people eat baked beans with every meal? They do in Mexico. They obviously make them in better and more varied ways.

metaStatic, in Past my bedtime

/me already asleep at 8pm

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in It's a problem
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Me starting my new job in 2 days that requires me to be awake at 8am while my current sleep schedule has me waking up at 4pm.

(Chuckles) I’m in danger.

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