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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown, in Time is cruel

Say it ain’t so!

MajorHavoc,

I will not go!

Speculater,
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Turn the lights on!

IndiBrony,
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Dude I’m 35 and overweight, there’s not a soul alive who could carry me home anymore.

feedum_sneedson,

Never too late to start looking after your health mate.

LongbottomLeaf, (edited )

29 years old

mvirts, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

Try telling that to a tennis player

brbposting, in No wonder he's always cranky.
Pacmanlives, in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

The funny thing is for me is I never knew about this hidden game at the time. I was also like 6 at the time. I started on MSDOS 5 and wasn’t this in Win3.1? Wild this era of computing was. So many dip switch’s

ChillDude69,

I remember playing it on DOS-only machines. I think it started being included with QBasic in MSDOS 5. This is now unlocking a memory, for me. I remember, back in that era, I made a QBasic program that was literally the DVD screensaver, with the logo bouncing around…except it was just a circle with a gradient in it. I think I eventually upgraded it to being a smiley face. Anyway, that was long before the meme about screensavers like that, and the whole “OMG IT’S ABOUT TO HIT THE CORNER, SO SATISFYING” thing.

But the thing is, I distinctly remember having that “oooh, it’s gonna hit the corner” feeling. And it was extra satisfying, because I had coded the collision physics for myself, including offsets for the origin point of the circle, so it would bounce off the edges, rather than slide halfway off the screen. It was a really awesome feeling.

TootSweet, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet
MNByChoice, in No wonder he's always cranky.

I know nothing of fighting crime. I expect it is long periods of boredom, with short and intense action. At some point, except at the conclusion of something, crime is nearly nothing at 4 AM. Sleep to noon, then get going. Alfred and any assistants can have decisions lined up for him.

I bet he does not cook, do laundry, or clean.

MacedWindow, in Possibly one more X this last week.
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Yeah December hits hard. Its not my fault its all those jerks who keep giving me cookies!

CaptainBlagbird, in No wonder he's always cranky.
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Me: “haha, yeah sleep is important”

Also me: Not sleeping but consuming memes in the middle of the night about a guy not sleeping because he thinks of a fictional guy not sleeping in order to fight crime.

LinyosT, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

2024 will definitely be a year

DocMcStuffin, in Possibly one more X this last week.
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That extra X makes you hardcore.

dangblingus, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

False, the enemy is so amazed by your fucking swag that he is frozen in place. THAT’s when you hit em with the kamehameha.

Bruncvik, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet
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I keep wishing everyone a very boring 2024. Makes me happy when they reply in kind.

Landmammals, in No wonder he's always cranky.

He sleeps during the day because Bruce Wayne is a notorious playboy.

rimjob_rainer, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

It’s getting worse every year. I just hope 2024 won’t be worse than 2023.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

2024 could be

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