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OpenStars, in Courting is now in session
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Not me, I'm th first one.:-)

stebo02, in How time flies
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recent conversation with my mom:

I’ve booked an appointment on the 27th

What? That’s within three weeks!

That’s… next week

oh…

ImplyingImplications, in Courting is now in session

Fun fact: In Japan you say your hobby is sleeping instead of saying you don’t have a hobby

Bz2486, in So much energy

Nah bro…Dink it up

guyrocket, in Some of y'all will be getting these for Christmas. Be prepared. You're welcome.
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I feel dumber after reading that.

galoisghost, in Australians
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¡ʎǝʞıɹƆ

Anticorp, in When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious

Just cancel Facebook all-together

Trollception, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

I loved 2023. Best year so far!

doctorcrimson, (edited ) in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

I’ve had people pissed off that I didn’t call my mother as Mom, they thought it was DiSResPeCtFUL. She has a name, it’s a respectable name, and when I called that name in a group or a crowd then she will know it’s me without panicking any nearby moms. Get over it, it’s none of your damn business!

MaxVoltage,
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found the momasboy

doctorcrimson,

Yeah I grew up with at least one parent, I’m sad to hear it isn’t the same for all of us and/or that some of you have no memories of your childhood.

MaxVoltage,
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dude you arent even OP its a badjoke and not even directed at you. if it makes you feel better here is a link to c/buttercupz

doctorcrimson,

You replied to me, you didn’t comment on OP’s post. Missed the button?

MaxVoltage,
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maybe idk

corsicanguppy,

damn damned

doctorcrimson,

?

dorron, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

Thunder breathing, first form

I’d have lost 90% of my hype if it wasn’t announced

Dagwood222, in Time is cruel

[off topic] From ‘Cheers’ Same and Woody are discussing music. Sam says that sometimes he’ll rock out to the real old time rock and roll; the Marvelettes; the Four Tops; The Temptations. He asks Woody if he’s ever heard of any of them. Woddy says no, but sometimes his Mom would have him listen to Devo.

sangriaferret,

Woody: It always made me sad to think of what Mom gave up for us.

Diane: What was your mom’s dream?

Woody: To be a drummer in a power trio.

Happyhermit87, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet
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A friend of mine posted it as her Insta note and I just silently thought ‘noooo.’

Sumdood64209, in Note the squished head. This guy is not a Nobel Prize candidate.

It’s gotten so much worse recently. Now you gotta wait 30 seconds, then you gotta wait another 15 seconds to “play” their demo, then once you click on the x or take you to a pop up ad page. Click on the x right after and then it takes you to one more showing of the ad where you gotta sit there for 5 more seconds, and only after all of that can you click on the x to move on with the game.

These dumb ads have gotten more annoying than they have already been before and it makes me even less likely to try any of their shitty games

rab, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet

Things get better for me every year. And I’m actually a doomer too lol

deegeese, in Australians

Poor Aussies probably think this post is getting downvoted.

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