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cryptosporidium140, in Love Hurts

That’s physics for you. Which is why I always gotta grab dat ass tight.

Voyajer, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t be surprised if they still say this.

LordOfTheChia, (edited )

What they should be saying is that it’s like exercise.

Just because you know how to run or you know how to do a pull-up, you won’t necessarily be able to do so to the extent needed in a pinch. You have to stay in shape. You have a car, but the car could break down and you might have to walk a mile to the nearest gas station.

Likewise, with math, we run into situations all the time where being able to do simple math in your head you can prevent you from getting screwed.

Like at a car dealership, some will show you different payments and ask you if you want to get the premium insurance or skip the premium insurance and go with the lower payment.

Most will choose the lower payment. If you did the quick math* in you head though, you’d quickly see that the “lowest payment” is off and has a minimal car warranty bundled in.

Grocery shopping. I’ve seen where the price per ounce on the shelf doesn’t match the actual price per ounce.

Should you take the more distant job? It pays $5 more an hour, but is it worth driving 15 extra miles?

Should you take the delivery job that pays $20 an hour but will put an extra 50-100 miles a day on your car? It’s not just gas. Cars are a finite resource. Can you figure out the depreciation per mile?

When you buy a house: Should you buy a house now if it’s cheaper but interest rates are high or buy later when interest rates go down but the price may go up? How much money does each 0.25% in APR really mean to me? (Example: For a $400,000 house, a 0.25% APR difference is $83 a month or $1000 just that first year (not including compounding). With compounding, it can mean an extra $62 a month for the life of the loan for all 360 payments or $22,000! An extra 1% is quadruple that!)

If you think you would keep a house for only 5 years, which loan makes more sense? Pay a bit more in closing for a lower APR or pay nothing extra but get a higher APR? How many years in does the first loan come out ahead?

  • Quick loan payment estimation (without compounding for short loans (<6 years):

Takes a while to read, but with practice, it’s quick to do in your head:

Take loan amount, number of years, and APR:

Ex. 10K at 6% for 5 years.

Think of it as a geometry problem. You have a triangle with one side at 10k (starting loan amount) on the y axis and 0 days (x axis) and the tip will be at 60 months (5 years) and $0.

At the halfway point (30 months 2.5 years) the principal balance (not counting interest) should be about $5000. So on average we can calculate $5000 * 6% APR for 5 years (or 30% total without compounding)

Original loan amount + non-compounded interest =

$10000 + ( $5000 * 30% ) = $11500

$11,500 divided by 60 payments = $191.66 /mo

0% interest would be $10,000/60 or $166.66

This already gets us really close to the real answer.
I threw the loan values into an online calculator and it came up with $193.33 for the monthly payment.

$193.33 - $191.66 = $1.67 difference or 99.1% of the real answer.

This % difference due to compounding will vary based on the APR and and loan term but not the loan amount. So if you know which terms and APR you qualify for, you can figure this out ahead of time. For our 6% APR for 5 years example we know to add 1%.

If the sales person presents us with a significantly different monthly payment, then we know they snuck something in. I’ve personally run into this where all the payment options had a different service plan and/or extended warranty snuck in.

Also it’s good to know that the interest will cost us $26 a month vs 0% APR or paying in cash. Which helps us figure out if it makes sense to buy now (do we get $26 of benefit a month for having it now) vs waiting.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

On a semantics level it may be even more true now. Of course you’re not going to have an actual calculator in your pocket, why would you when you can have a smartphone

TimewornTraveler, in How it works

issue is that they’re face to face

this only happens online when someone becomes nothing more than their opinion

paradiso,

NO! I will now inject some parroted, BS, political talking point from the party I most align with!

PugJesus,
@PugJesus@kbin.social avatar

You've never told someone to go fuck themselves and that they're a fascist twat before?

flicker,

I gotta tell ya, the only fascists I've met (who share their opinion in front of me) are online. All the ones I meet in day-to-day life are smart enough to keep their opinions to themselves.

paysrenttobirds, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

I’ve heard complaints of senior software engineers who, though they do all carry calculators in their pockets and even usually have laptops open in front of them in the meetings, avoid doing math of any kind (simple order of magnitude multiplication, for example) in front of other people. Which makes group decision-making super obtuse.

So, maybe there is something for teachers to do along the lines of let’s get confident and quick at doing this math however you want to do it. I hope things are changing in this direction.

Fal,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

As a senior software engineer with a degree in electrical engineering, I’ll 99% of the time pull up a python shell to do simple arithmetic. Or Google “1 day in minutes”

YerbaYerba,

This is my primary use of Python. Glad I’m not the only one.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

They are. A lot of the new math curriculum my kid took in elementary school was exactly about that. Estimating, quick ways to calculate things, and sort of an underlying grasp of what it all means vs just memorizing multiplication tables or something. So much better than the bullshit way they taught me 40 years ago.

Buddahriffic,

IMO memorizing those multiplication tables was one of the most useful things they taught in elementary school. They are teaching tricks now that separated the kids who were good at math from the ones who weren’t (since the ones who were good could figure out a lot of these tricks on their own to get through the grind of pages of questions quicker), but knowing my multiplication tables was and still is an essential part of doing quick math in my head.

Thorry84, in Love Hurts

Yes, you can actually break your penis and do permanent damage. Doctors warn not to do reverse cowgirl for example, a popular position in porn. If not done right the penis will break and you are going to have a bad time.

aeronmelon, in There's a difference

Beans (Japanese sweets)

Wermhatswormhat,

Are they real beans that taste sweet or sweats that look like beans?

ImplyingImplications,

Red Bean Paste. It’s often sweetened and used as a filling in a lot of Japanese pastries and desserts.

LeadEyes,

Ya’ll are missing out. Mochi with red bean paste is amazing. It’s about the sweet and savory combination. Pretty similar to how halva works.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hmm, maybe somewhere in between?

Son_of_dad,

As a Latino, the first time trying sweet beans in a pastry was so alarming. I still don’t like them, it’s so weird. Now sweet, fried plantains with a side of refried beans and avocado? Yes please!

Nacktmull, (edited )

What? Red bean paste filling is one of the most delicious mochi fillings! Don´t be a bean Nazi.

Son_of_dad,

It’s all about the way you were raised. I’m just not used to adding sweet directly into the bean paste.

It’s like British beans and Mexican beans, both are beans but their taste and prep is like night and day

Engywuck, in There's a difference

Actually…

hOrni, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

When I’m at work, I’ll use a calculator to add 5 to 7. And I’ll do it twice just to be sure.

RQG, in There's a difference
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Beans (Jelly)

joyjoy,

Beans (every flavour)

distantsounds,

Served raw with milk steak boiled over hard

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I suppose I’ll be taking my milk steak to go then?

possiblylinux127,

Isn’t that just refried beans?

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

And?

possiblylinux127,

Beans

comador, in How it works
@comador@lemmy.world avatar

Opinions are like assholes: Everyone’s got one and they all stink to someone.

Deuces,

And I wanna eat yours out?

cynar, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

One of my professors, at uni, put it best. You should be able to second guess your calculator.

Also, it’s often faster to do an approximate calculation in your head, rather than getting out a calculator (or phone) and plugging the numbers in.

112 x 9.

By approximation, it’s 100ish by 10ish, so around 1000. This can often be enough. (E.g is a current below 1500mA?)

The calculator should give 1008. If it claims it is 10,080, or 12.4, you know you’ve screwed up, and should recheck your calculations. If you can’t do it in your head, then you can’t check for issues.

greenskye,

I do it in my head and then on a calculator because I don’t trust my head to do it correctly

Kase,

Me: 4 + 4 = 8

Calculator: 4 + 4 = 150

Me: pft, stupid brain. This is why we have to use a calculator!

bratosch,

I had a coworker go get a calculator to put in, I shit you not, 10+190

EatYouWell,

I have to do this before my coffee in the morning. My tired brain can’t be trusted to do math.

RQG, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

At my job I often don’t have easy access to a calculator while having to do some quick maths. But that’s very few jobs.

plain_and_simply, in There's a difference

Leave my baked beans alone!

WalrusDragonOnABike, in There's a difference

Beans (the furry kind)

Eccitaze,
@Eccitaze@yiffit.net avatar

UwU

blanketswithsmallpox,

HЯ~

SuiXi3D, in There's a difference
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

Beans, Beans,
they’re a hit!
The more you eat,
the more you shit!
The more you shit,
the better you feel,
so eat beans for every meal!

dalekcaan,

England: “…and I took that personally.”

llamapants,

Beans, Beans, The magical fruit, The more you eat, The more you toot, The more you toot, The better you feel, So eat some beans with every meal!

kryllic, (edited )
@kryllic@programming.dev avatar

Beans, Beans, They’re good for your heart, The more you eat, The more you fart, The more you fart, The better you feel, So eat some beans with every meal!

TheMongoose,

... they're the same picture

llamapants,

Sounds like you need go eat some beans ;)

Risk,

Beans, Beans They’re good for your heart The more you eat, The more you fart. The more you fart, The more you eat, The more you sit on the toilet seat!

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