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navitux, in Please wear a mask
@navitux@lemmy.world avatar

This is creepy as hell XD

LemmyKnowsBest,

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  • irmoz,

    Ooof dude

    Franzia, in In more ways than one... NSFW

    You cannot just show my astronaut ass a giant butthole

    WashedOver,
    @WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

    Well it might help with that docking situation…

    ipkpjersi, in Is nothing sacred?

    I haven’t had sobe in years, now I want to try it and I can’t. Great.

    weeabooextract, in Respect the line, pal

    Go fuck yourself. I have one train every two hours, only a couple bucks on my bank account, and five minutes until my train leaves.

    I’m NOT going to wait for the local pensioners to but five months worth of groceries.

    SiegeRhino,
    agamemnonymous,
    @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Sounds like you need to take responsibility for your own time management.

    Aux, in They are fearless

    I understand that it’s a meme and all, but, guys and gals, please, use a secure password manager and never type a password again!

    Tier1BuildABear,
    @Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah, because 1 company having every password to every account you own has proven SO safe in the past.

    Aux,

    Which company? Ever heard of KeePass?

    Tier1BuildABear,
    @Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

    Doesn’t matter, either way they’ll eventually sell my info or get hacked and have it stolen. These days a sticky note on your monitor is hilariously more secure.

    Aux,

    What? Check the app, it cannot sell anything and there’s nothing to steal. Man…

    Tier1BuildABear,
    @Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world avatar

    If you trust that, I have a bridge to sell you.

    VulKendov,

    Just write all you passwords in a lockable diary. Everyone knows its rude to read another person’s diary

    arden,
    @arden@lemmy.world avatar

    Google keepassxc or pass on linux

    zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

    Can’t get to my password manager without logging into it and the OS.

    Aux,

    Don’t you have multiple devices, most of which are unlocked with a fingerprint or a PIN? Literally a non-issue.

    AceFuzzLord, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

    Honestly , can’t wait for the future where companies like them are allowed to make adless entertainment illegal. It’s going to be the absolute best future we could ever ask for. We should be thankful to our overlords for saving us from never having to see ads ever again. /s

    Raiderkev, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

    Just wait til it uses the camera on your phone to track your eyes and will pause every time you look away.

    Epicurus0319, (edited ) in Congrats I guess

    I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1

    Norgur, in Please wear a mask

    Yep, I fully agree that those beings should wear a.mask. preferably a bite resistant one. And acid resistant because those look like they can spew shit.

    Fester,

    They would need shit resistant masks then.

    LongbottomLeaf, in Please wear a mask
    Exusia,
    @Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

    What is this horror you have shown me

    LongbottomLeaf,

    Been awhile since I’d seen that video, but it was the first thing I thought of when I saw that image. With those gnashing teeth and no eyes.

    ‘Run, run, run, but you sure can’t hide.’

    It’s a great album: Never, Never, Land.

    tygerprints, in Phew, that was a close one...

    What I don't get is how "legos" figure into this story. It says she was playing along with the whole thing and the police arrested her for supposedly indecent exposure, but it makes no mention of legos??

    NocturnalMorning,

    No idea, I just saw it somewhere (probably lemmy) and thought it was funny.

    tygerprints,

    I'm glad it was just her checking off something on her bucket list. It is a humorous story - but the headline is kind of misleading.

    NocturnalMorning,

    You do realize this was posted in memes right, not news?

    tygerprints,

    Whatever, to me it's just a fun news story, not a big deal at all.

    don,

    I’m guessing it’s clickbait, there’s no mention of what the legos had to do with it.

    tygerprints,

    Yeah I wasn't sure if I just missed something (with my slow internet it's entirely possible). Was she playing with legos at the time? Foolish woman - everyone knows that's illegal if you're over 99 years of age.

    Furbag, in Help what do I do next

    Based and furrypilled.

    SpaceNoodle, in Fuckn UAE government

    No tast, you say?

    WoahWoah,

    No fukn tast at all

    creditCrazy, (edited ) in I feel like his character's catchphrase would be irritating
    @creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

    At a glance this looks like the boots to a TF2 pyro Come to think about you know you play too much TF2 when you can identify everyone by their shoes

    kboy101222,

    I don’t even play TF2 and I thought this was gonna be an impressive cosplay from the thumbnail

    IMongoose,

    Valve should sue

    Copatus,

    I haven’t played TF2 in like 8 years and I still thought the same thing as you

    Case,

    I think I recall that all the classes should be identifiable by just their silhouette, and with certain designs, that certainly makes sense for the feet as well.

    I know I’ve killed people from long range through a small hole in plenty of games, including the foot. Damage is damage, depending on the game.

    Yes, I was a useless sniper in my younger years. I’m not proud of that. I tend to enjoy support type roles more in my old(er) age.

    Mac, in stupid sexy mannequins

    Mannequins are designed to be attractive to sell clothes. Don’t feel bad.

    surewhynotlem,

    And some of the ones at target are THICC. Mmmmm.

    Mac,

    Not sure about you but the ones at my semi-local target look like hecking children.

    That’s a bad thing, in case anyone was wondering.

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