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Caesium, in toilet humour

I close the lid because otherwise my cat will drink out of the toilet

randon31415, in Early bird

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination! Why would I go to sleep early, giving up time that I enjoy (after school) to more fully experience and function during time I don’t enjoy (during school)?

FrostKing, (edited ) in Where's my cooking show already?

Seriously though, people way over gate-keep cooking. It’s not hard to get into, at all. Just practice, and don’t feel bad about following recipes to a tee. Even once you get better, there’s nothing saying you have to create your own recipes. If you enjoy the process of cooking but not the rest, fuck putting limitations on something as simple as making food and do your own thing

Fades, in Welcome to Capitalism

Billionaires truly believe they deserve our money. There is no need for earning because they see themselves as owners of it all from the start, entitled to fuck

tiredofsametab, in toilet humour

They don't have Washlets (bidet seats) so they're all a fail from me :P

Though 100% on closing the lid.

Varyk, in toilet humour

This is how I needed this dilemma explained to me.

hazardous_area, in Hes very sophisticated

Found the Vesk mechanic (starfinder)

WarmSoda, in F.A.S.T.

I had a stroke in my sleep. My dumbass had to be convinced to go the next day.

NABDad,

Well, to be fair, your brain was probably damaged.

WarmSoda,

I know you’re half joking, but it definitely is to some degree. I can feel some things are different. It aged me a few decades overnight for sure.

Ranvier, (edited )

It’s not uncommon. Especially strokes affecting the non dominant side of the brain, people often don’t realize there’s anything wrong. Takes other people around you to tell to you that something is wrong.

You shouldn’t feel bad, it could happen to anyone. Just depends on where the stroke is in the brain if someone is capable of recognizing it themselves or not.

An especially difficult one for people to detect on their own is strokes that are affecting visual centers of the brain. People expect they’ll see black or something. But you don’t see anything at all, field of vision is just narrower. It’s like, you don’t see black out the back of your head normally right? Usually if people notice anything it’s that they’re bumping or tripping into stuff on one side, or like driving and get in a car accident because they’re not perceiving one half of what’s in front of them.

WarmSoda, (edited )

I woke up blind in one eye. It was obvious something was wrong. I’m just stubborn. You’re right about vision being narrower. It was fascinating looking at my blind eye in the mirror.

My vision was randomly going cross-eyed for two weeks before it happened. Also small circular headache in the back corner of my head.

If anyone has those symptoms in the future, get to the hostptintal like the meme says.

Ranvier,

Ah, if it was truly blind in one eye that would be a retinal artery occlusion which is a stroke equivalent, just affecting the retina itself instead of the brain. That one you can see black sometimes. If it’s the visual brain centers in the occipital lobe, it’ll be half the vision in each eye, and that’s the one where field of view is just narrower and you don’t really perceive any dark area.

But as you said, point is this stuff is confusing, if any doubt, go to the hospital. Doctors would much rather a false alarm than people showing up too late to do anything.

WarmSoda,

You know your stuff. Corated artery is also 100 blocked. That’s fun too.

One small correction for you though. You don’t see anything when the eye is gone. No black no flesh color. Everything was just kinda shifted to the other side. It took a few months to get the top half of that eyes vision back. Now it’s all black, except it turns bright ass white when I close my eyes. Good times good times.

Ranvier,

You’re right, I was clarifying sometimes with the eye you might perceive black as opposed to the brain where you generally won’t, but it may not be universally true. Sorry that happened though, strokes suck.

Braz666, in I didn’t plan this far ahead

I bet they don’t

Pieresqi,

I bet they do

Gabu, in Oh, is that so?

Just type in the access code: GRIDMAN

AstridWipenaugh, in People who do know

Oh step brother! I’m so glad you’re home! I got stuck in the coffee maker… can you help me?

Knutsen, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

“This post is sponsored by the World Economic Forum”

dream_weasel, in People who do know

Don’t fuck your sister!

RaiIsNotYourGuy, in People who do know

Drink Peet’s coffee.

Thorry84, in Doctors hate this one trick!

I’ve been told they are also looking into light, like inside the body. They are looking into that?

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