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dangblingus, in toilet humour

Because as we all know, bacteria stay put and do not travel to anything else, even if it touches the bacteria laden surface.

NumbersCanBeFun, in They are fearless
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Unless I’m drunk I usually make the same capitalization error in my password on the same character every time. So it’s easy to delete that one character and hit enter.

Natal,

If you edit the password with the typo version, then the typo effectively becomes the truth and you don’t make a typo anymore, thus don’t have to correct the typo anymore.

NumbersCanBeFun,
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That’s actually a good idea.

andros_rex, in Early bird

The tragic truth when I’ve worked at schools that start that early is that it was done so that the kids could work/take care of siblings. Even then many kids would leave school early because they would be asked to come into work. It sucked, I had kids that would sleep through my classes because they had worked extremely late.

Most of the shitty things Public schools do are because we have no money, are trying to feed/clothes/protect kids who have literally no one else. The school I worked at had 100% free breakfast and lunch, because the population was so transient/not in the country legally that it wasn’t realistic to expect them to fill out the forms to get free lunch.

The system is such a brutal grind that is also designed to extract as much as possible from optimistic, well meaning folks. There is no money, so most good things come from teachers spending their own money, staying well after contract hours, etc, etc. The burnout rate is insane, my school has already had multiple people leave mid year (and this has happened every where I’ve worked). Alcoholism is rampant among teachers. The stress caused me to develop epilepsy - and I’m not the only person I know this has happened to.

Republicans have been running a war on education for years now, and this is the result. We are forced to do things that we know are bad and ineffective (like the shitty hours, or allowing physically violent students to stay in classroom because we aren’t allowed to suspend them, or teaching to the test) because we have no resources and are expected to be the entire social safety net.

snor10, in Night vs Morning people

If you deviate from the norm, don’t expect the majority to tip-toe around your sensibilities.

byroon, (edited ) in Early bird

Scientists: humans have evolved to go to sleep later in the evening and wake up later in the morning during their teenage years. It’s hard to fall asleep earlier and even if they do the quality of their sleep will be less.
Morons commenting on this post: just go to sleep earlier

havokdj, in We don't accept insurance

The issue isn’t that they may not accept insurance, it’s that insurance may not cover them.

Thranduil, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

Needing to ask your boss so he can ask his boss so he can ask his boss so he can verify if you can sharpen your pencil

XbSuper, in Then I'll avoid opening the app

It’s ok to ignore notifications too, you don’t need to actively respond to them.

Lemmings have strange problems I’ve never heard of before.

Octopus1348, in Congrats I guess

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XbSuper, in toilet humour

Not humour, just facts.

LokyinN, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.
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japan being the most cyberpunk nation besides communist China and South Korea

techognito, in In it I'm actually successful and likable
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The first thing I thought of was "What Remains of Edith Finch"

spoiler: part of the game storyThe chapter with the guy in the fishery, when he makes himself a king in his own world

The second thing I thought was this must be a great way to plan for the next DnD session as a DM

ekZepp, (edited ) in Congrats I guess
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monkE, in this cute fella can share *so many memes*

Really it’s just a better experience than reddit. Less shit people, more better people, good memes.

It’s a peaceful experience.

monkE, in Welcome to Capitalism

Bruh hes literally started the trend of wether Twitter or Facebook, which is worse.

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