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tiredofsametab, in toilet humour

They don't have Washlets (bidet seats) so they're all a fail from me :P

Though 100% on closing the lid.

Thorry84, in Doctors hate this one trick!

I’ve been told they are also looking into light, like inside the body. They are looking into that?

DavidGarcia, in Hes very sophisticated

the future is going to be so weird when we have living street lamps and genetically-engineered rats&pigeons that are compelled to clean up our all our garbage. perhaps we’ll have genetically engineered crocodile engineers to fix up our infrastructure too. genetically engineered wasps that clean our building facades. genetically engineered window cleaning birds with a squeegee shaped beak.

https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/614ded12-d047-438e-a5f6-371c6b34be4e.jpeg

dudinax,

I bet if you genetically engineered a croc, some other croc genes would fix the change.

InternetCitizen2,

Whatifalthist is that you?

DavidGarcia,

christianity is the sole reason why genetically engineered crocodiles exist

monsterlynn,
@monsterlynn@kbin.social avatar

@DavidGarcia Christians took genetically engineered crocodiles from the pagans and renamed them.

@Exusia @InternetCitizen2

Kusimulkku, in Early bird

Could go to bed earlier

DrPop,

You should read why, studies found teenagers bodies(something outside of their control) fall asleep later.

Kusimulkku,

Wouldn’t hurt to link them, not just for me but for the thread in general

cm0002,

Does nobody who says this remember their days in highschool?

Let’s say a bedtime of 9

School gets out at 3

Allot about 2 hours for homework, it’s now 5

Allot an hour for dinner, it’s 6

Congratulations! A kid has a whopping 3 hours of free time per weekday to enjoy the last few years of childhood. These are even relatively conservative numbers, HW could easily stretch into 3-4+ hours with an AP class or a particularly HW heavy teacher leaving a whole hour of free time! How wonderful.

Oops wait, a strict parent(s) now adds an additional hour for household chores, ah well so much for free time.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

It’s unfortunate if they want to exchange sleep for free time but that’s up to them. I made that decision too.

AnxiousOtter,

The whole point is that they shouldn’t have to make that choice…

I also made that choice, so I know exactly how unhealthy it is to either 1) not have any time in the day to decompress and mentally prepare myself for the next day or 2) Revenge stay up so that I can do 1 but only get 5-6 hours of sleep.

Kusimulkku,

I’m just saying there is an option to those who want to sleep longer. Later starting time wouldn’t change things there. Shorter school days maybe.

AnxiousOtter, (edited )

Not having any free time in your life from ages 13-19 is not an “option”.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

You do seem a bit sleep deprived. I was talking about going to bed earlier, it’s an option for more sleep.

I’m just saying there is an option to those who want to sleep longer.

Kallioapina,
@Kallioapina@lemmy.world avatar

Älä jauha paskaa, sinäkin olit joskus teini.

Kusimulkku,

That’s why I know. I could’ve slept longer. Chose not to.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

the whole damn point is that teenagers can’t just choose to go to sleep earlier, all that would result in is them laying wide awake in bed and missing out on time to socialize.

Kusimulkku,

Is this a scientifically shown thing, that teenagers can’t go to bed early?

BenGFHC,

It's proven they can't wake up early. Hence the calls to push school back.

Kusimulkku,

That’ll just leave them more free time during the evening, but I guess if it fits their schedule better. Dunno if it would help

AnxiousOtter, (edited )

And I’m saying, with how dense an average teenager’s schedule is, going to sleep earlier results in them having no free time in their lives. It’s just sleep, school, homework, sleep, school, homework.

That’s no life. I know, I lived through it. What you’re suggesting is an illusion of choice. Not to mention that as a teenager I could get in bed at 9 and just stare at the wall until 3am. One does not simply “go to bed” when your brain is simmering in hormones.

Kusimulkku,

It sucks, but as things are those are the options for them. Either less sleep and more free time or cutting back on free time.

One does not simply “go to bed” when your brain is simmering in hormones.

Worked for us during camp. Took a while to get to the rhythm but worked. Dunno if it’s an actual thing that teenagers have to sleep on a schedule where they have to stay up late. If so, sucks, then they got no choice.

Kusimulkku,

It sucks, but as things are those are the options for them. Either less sleep and more free time or cutting back on free time.

One does not simply “go to bed” when your brain is simmering in hormones.

Worked for us during camp. Took a while to get to the rhythm but worked. Dunno if it’s an actual thing that teenagers have to sleep on a schedule where they have to stay up late. If so, sucks, then they got no choice.

AnxiousOtter,

Your whole argument basically boils down to “tough titties”. I regret engaging.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

People keep thinking everything said online is an argument. I’m just telling you those are their options. It’s tough titties for them since they really can’t affect when their school starts.

Don’t be angry at me that that’s how it is. I didn’t make it so.

cm0002,

them since they really can’t affect when their school starts.

Don’t be angry at me that that’s how it is. I didn’t make it so.

Well duh. As adults, authority figures and parents that’s our job to push for these things and get it done for them. Just because we had to suffer through it doesn’t mean the status quo should remain the same. That’s the same BS “pull up the ladder behind me” attitude that’s affecting so many other things.

Kusimulkku,

What is the same "pull up the ladder behind me” attitude?

Kusimulkku,

It sucks, but as things are those are the options for them. Either less sleep and more free time or cutting back on free time.

One does not simply “go to bed” when your brain is simmering in hormones.

Worked for us during camp. Took a while to get to the rhythm but worked. Dunno if it’s an actual thing that teenagers have to sleep on a schedule where they have to stay up late. If so, sucks, then they got no choice.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

lol … I had a nephew like that … at around the age of 12 to 15 a few years ago … I’d be visiting their family, then around 10, he’d yawn, make a big show and say he’s going to bed.

What the parents just ignored was that he was lying in bed with his ipad and phone until early, early in the morning watching movies, youtube or tv all night long and getting absolutely no sleep … wake up like a drunken sailor every morning and not pay attention at school.

The parents didn’t care because the kid wasn’t bothering them and he stayed quiet in his room … he could live their by himself on the wifi connection for all they cared. … high speed internet is a great baby sitter.

TheOakTree,

I did this a few times… with a gameboy/DS

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

There was no internet access in bed kind of thing when I was a teen and I still did the same thing, I just used books and the radio instead.

iheartneopets, in Help what do I do next

This is the most useless-lesbian shit I’ve ever seen lmao

half_built_pyramids, in What nice vibes

Wasn’t there a funny or die that made this actually about bro sis marry? lol

SkyezOpen,
purple, in Wow, everyone in the past must have been gorgeous!

J Robert Oppenheimer

FrenLivesMatter, (edited ) in He's coming to town
@FrenLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

Oh nononono that’s totally unacceptable. First of all, John McClane is the epitome of toxic masculinity — he smokes, he swears, he shoots guns, and he clearly cannot stop himself from stalking his ex-wife against her clear wishes to be left alone.

Second, he’s also a racist, who, in a several acts of clear and utter police brutality murders a calm and well-mannered German gentleman (played by a British actor) and his merry band of European immigrants who are merely trying to settle a dispute between themselves and a Japanese megacorporation in order to improve their local economy and feed starving children at home.

If you’re watching this movie in 2023, you’re definitely an alt-right terrorist and you belong on a watchlist.

xantoxis, in Time changes us all

Is it better if you snort it?

can,

no

TheRealLinga,

I second this. Bad, bad bad idea

lordxakio, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

Who needs a radiator when you’ve got a frontiator!

InEnduringGrowStrong, in It's why I'm still around
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Not today”

HawlSera, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

This is satire?

HurlingDurling,

Not at all… /s

beerclue, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

All of those apply to Germany as well. Except floppies …

Buffaloaf, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

Toyota is right there with them

CADmonkey,

They have this whole cheese grater thing going on.

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in It's all downhill from here

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  • zepheriths,

    Charles Sumner knows that to well but, there are times when it is worth it. In his case it was abolishing slavery.

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