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TootSweet, in Oh, is that so?

Nice try, Skynet.

Whisper06, in Too good to be true

5:37 every day like clockwork, doesn’t matter what time I go to bed. My alarm is at 6

iamjackflack, in Early bird

Missed title opportunity “Pinky Up”

badbytes, in F.A.S.T.

Comedy gold metal here.

SpaceNoodle,

Correct, gold is a metal.

_TheThunderWolf_, in it is Wednesday, my dudes.

i thought this was a photoshopped snake 🤣

pascal, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

That’s what I’m saying for a long time after being in Japan a couple of times.

30 years ago, Japan was 20 years in the future, and they liked it so much, they never changed since.

jimmycrackcrack, (edited ) in In it I'm actually successful and likable

I think somewhere around the middle of high school the storyline started to really fall apart and now in it I’m at various times a successful and likeable actor/astronaut/musician/academic/author/just a salt of the earth everyday guy that everyone somehow has respect for and comes to for advice/race car driver/activist/underground resistance fighter. And I’m also magnanimous and generous, but somehow also dishing it out to the all the wankers I have to deal with.

I think after the exhaustion of adulthood and fuckwits and my own mediocrity the quality and vividness of my daydreams has dulled to just a kind of cartoon version of me having a much better time or telling someone who’s done me wrong to fuck themselves.

miley, in Too good to be true
@miley@lemmy.world avatar

I hear my alarm going off while I’m dreaming and my subconscious self knows to continue ignoring it

Raine_Wolf, in She's a quick study

That took me too long

TimewornTraveler, in What a nice video of a car peacefully driving amongst beautiful hills

oh FUCK no

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I am loving how easily this is triggering all of us. Trust me, I had the same reaction

bratosch, (edited )

Even when I just see stills from the video I don’t trust them because something -might- happen

Anticorp, in King

Feeling like a little kid…

Unfortunately this song always reminds me of the Brian White story from the 80’s. :(

DarkGamer, (edited ) in Where's my cooking show already?
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

Add a handful of frozen stir fry veggies and some slices of Chinese sausage too, then pretend like you have a lazy stoner Michelin star.

amio, in What nice vibes

... so...?

bruhduh, in Second Cousins
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

You have family reunions?

thorbot, in Wow, everyone in the past must have been gorgeous!

I will never not laugh at this fucking statue, its just too funny. Ultimate Fuck-My-Shit-Up vibes

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