memes

This magazine is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

Anticorp, in Second Cousins

I don’t even know what removed means.

TheGiantKorean, in What nice vibes
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar
set_secret, in F.A.S.T.

Dude was having a stroke trying to spell hospital.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

It’s spelled hosprintal

soylentgreed, in Happy Thanksgiving!

This ain’t the 1950s anymore. Make sure you’re offering up all the help you can give and don’t take no for an answer. Thanksgiving is a lot less stressful when you treat it like a potluck :)

comador, (edited )
@comador@lemmy.world avatar

Dad here, I also do most of the cooking for my family and thus and doing Thanksgiving too. Wife and kids are definitely helping where I ask them though: From chopping to dishes, it all adds up and saves time.

Have a wonderful day of giving thanks USA!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I finally convinced my mother (maybe five years ago) the main dish was my responsibility. She’s been raving how relaxing the holidays are, but I get over there and we have to ask her to stop cooking extra things. Like the kitchen is already crowded with gluttonous excess and the next week’s food. She just genuinely doesn’t know what to do except cook, it’s so ingrained. We’ve got her playing board games now, tho. I’d be there, but smoke break.

andrew_bidlaw, (edited ) in Hes very sophisticated
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.

Underwaterbob, in To all the people complaining about content on Lemmy

I’m a fairly prolific poster. At least commenter. I started a community here for a subreddit I miss. I’ve even got 97 subscribers. Three of us post anything, and I am by-far the most active of those three. I highly suspect that’s an expected ratio of lurkers to posters. Meaning, if I want a reasonable number of engagement, I need to get like thirty times as many subscribers. I can’t see that happening any time soon unless Reddit actually collapses.

Kevnyon,
@Kevnyon@lemmy.world avatar

Biggest problem for me is that the community I’m most active in (/r/hockey) didn’t even try to move away from Reddit and since that’s where I’m the most active, I don’t make those posts here because I can’t, its just not worth it because nobody will see it. Same goes for some video game communities, they also did not even try to move and some of the devs actually read those niche subs, so there’s no point in moving. I like kbin/Lemmy, but its just not at the same level with some of those subs.

NateNate60, in Chance encounter

I’m confused, someone explain the joke please

ladicius,

I don’t get it, too.

henfredemars, (edited )

Here’s the reference:

…wikipedia.org/…/John_Jacob_Jingleheimer_Schmidt

I’m curious. Where are you from? I didn’t know the children’s rhyme was uncommon.

Knusper,

Lots of us are from non-English countries…

henfredemars, (edited )

Right. Of course I understand that.

I asked where people who don’t understand the reference come from. That was my question, so I can understand better what places haven’t heard the rhyme before.

I didn’t know that this one specifically was centered on the United States and Canada before looking it up.

drugo,

Well, it’s in English. Being the lingua franca really made monolingual English speakers forget how language works

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

And being multi-lingual, seemingly, makes you respond like a smug asshole to a genuine question.

drugo,

Bro what the fuck kinda question is “uh I just wanted to know what places didn’t know this saying?” Throw a dart at a map, I’ll guarantee it lands in a place that never heard of it.

Stumblinbear,
@Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

Uh. There are plenty of things that tons of people know about, and plenty of things that only one country is aware of. You’ll never know until you ask.

Quit being a cunt, dude.

enki,

There are over one billion English speakers on this planet and only 1/3 of them are American, where the rhyme originates. So an American asking someone who has never heard the song before where they’re from is a valid question for the other 700,000 English speaking humans from the 8+ countries where English is the most common language.

drugo,

The billion figure is including non-native speakers who mostly don’t learn rhymes. Also, a billion minus 1/3 is 700,000? Let’s put it this way. If I posted about a rhyme in French, would it make sense to say “Oh, really you don’t know this saying? Where are you from?” Any place that doesn’t speak french is the answer.

Bumblefumble,

Well maybe he wanted to know if this was a thing in for example the UK, NZ, Australia, South Africa, India, etc. That’s a valid question. Also, maybe give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant 700,000,000.

Bumblefumble,

Well maybe he wanted to know if this was a thing in for example the UK, NZ, Australia, South Africa, India, etc. That’s a valid question. Also, maybe give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant 700,000,000.

enki,
  1. “Over one billion” - the current number is around 1.1 billion, so if my napkin math is correct that’s 1,100,000 x 0.66 = 726,000. Close enough for the girls I go with.
  2. If you’ve ever learned a foreign language, especially in primary school, one of the first things you learn are nursery rhymes. I remember my French professor singing Frère Jacques to the class on day one of college.
  3. Pretty much every country in Central and South America and a few islands in the Caribbean speak Spanish. They don’t speak the same Spanish dialect as Spain, nor do they generally speak the same dialect as countries that border them. Languages evolve, and language alone doesn’t typically inform things like nursery rhymes, culture does.

So congratulations, you’re ignorant in three different languages.

ieatpillowtags,

Are you implying that America is the only place where people speak English? Because that would be pretty stupid of you.

drugo,

You are implying that, I said “monolingual English speakers”

byroon,

I think they’re implying that English being the lingua-franca has made many monolingual English speakers forget that most of the world does not speak English as a first language, and those people are unlikely to be familiar with a children’s rhyme written in English.

byroon, (edited )

Even English speaking countries outside north America. Never heard of this rhyme in the UK

elementalguy2,

I remember it from the Recess movie when it was on Nickelodeon.

OrteilGenou,

Never heard of it in Canada

kzhe, (edited )

Never in Florida, Indiana, New Jersey, Tennessee

Edit: Listened to song & tune sounds familiar.

friend_of_satan,

deleted_by_author

  • Loading...
  • NegativeInf,

    Obviously never watched Barney.

    GreyEyedGhost,

    The lucky bastard.

    can,

    Welp, thank you for letting me know why I couldn’t remember where I first heard it.

    I wonder what else I could unlock if I watched through those old shows.

    crycry,
    @crycry@lemmy.ml avatar

    Australian here, Never heard of it. Seems its mainly an America and Canada thing according to your link?

    BeardedGingerWonder,

    Kids + YouTube is spreading its popularity. I hadn’t heard it in the UK until 4-5 years ago.

    OPHanma,

    The Wiggles sing this song/rhyme all the time

    Shadow,
    @Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Canadian here, never heard this.

    can,

    Canadian here, have heard of this.

    ForestOrca,
    @ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

    You really need this to get the effect: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=CVZHk0nt5j4

    The full effect requires at least 100+ little kids merrily singing this nonsense song at the top of their lungs.

    Bougie_Birdie,
    @Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Where I grew up, there was a children’s song where the main refrain is: “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name too”

    The name John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is quite unlikely and singular. And yet, this other guy has the exact same name as him

    ExfilBravo, in He's coming to town

    Gun nerd: It’s a 92FS! *pushes nerd glasses on more securely with his index finger.

    ExfilBravo, in It's all downhill from here

    They fucked around and are mad that we are the ones that are finding out before they died.

    lightnsfw, in Too good to be true

    Me going to bed at 930 and waking up at 2 feeling great, going back to sleep and waking up at 6 feeling like shit.

    Zoomboingding, in Oh, is that so?
    @Zoomboingding@lemmy.world avatar
    DavidGarcia, in Oh, is that so?
    Rolando, in Oh, is that so?

    ChatGPT’s gonna get you once it becomes sentient.

    cyborganism, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

    Living the casette futurism dream.

    iheartneopets, in Help what do I do next

    This is the most useless-lesbian shit I’ve ever seen lmao

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • memes@lemmy.world
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #