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Cannacheques, in Also likes food!

How about a dose of dark humour and travel talk?

LunarVoyager, (edited ) in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

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  • SirStumps,
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    Might depend on the degree. I got CS degree and have been getting interviews far more easily than before the degree.

    _g_be,

    Plenty of people have CS degrees but are not having the same result as you. There’s likely other factors at play, it’s not just the degree

    SirStumps, (edited )
    @SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar

    That may be true I do live in a techie area in Colorado however I applied for similar jobs in the past without a degree with no contact back. Literally the only difference is the degree.

    My school did help me create a resume that seems to function better with the systems in place by employers to where hot words pop out better.

    rosymind,

    I’m curious to know what your degree is in. I’m not disagreeing with you, but I think many young people are mislead into believing that just getting a degree will be a ticket to financial freedom, but what type of degree a person gets does matter

    FlyingSquid, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    “Degree required. Must have 10 years experience.” – Every job available

    NutWrench,
    @NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

    You’ll also need ten years of programming experience in a language that has only existed for 2 years.

    TheDoozer, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

    I joined the military after I had run out of money for college, and out of sheer luck ended up in a job vastly preferable to what I had been going to college for (military aviation search and Rescue vs. Band teacher). Now I’m getting on in years with lots of work experience and no degree, and people in my work are constantly getting poached by avionics and aviation companies (one guy was about 8 years from retirement, where he’d get a paycheck for the rest of his life at 40 years old, did the math, and found he’d make more over his life with the company poaching him).

    I’m not saying the military is a good choice for everyone, but in the “get paid while getting experience” thing, it can work out pretty well depending on the field. And if you get into cybersecurity, you’ll end up with at least Secret clearance, which is a hot commodity if you can secure a job straight out of getting out of the military.

    Just don’t be, like… infantry or admin. Have a plan going in for getting out.

    RenegadeTwister,

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  • TheDoozer,

    I’m in the Coast Guard. Not sure “War machine” really applies. Especially since our stuff is all from decades ago, and is generally used to save people.

    Chakravanti,

    Maybe not yet…

    dope,

    “I protect you” and “I control you” are just an inch apart.

    Chakravanti,

    One is a sucker punch and the other is truth after you’ve signed.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    One of the few parts of the military I respect. You guys, the Army Corps of Engineers, the various medical corps, I can’t think of anything else. Basically the parts that aren’t furthering the war machine and actually helping people for the most part.

    Although the Coast Guard does participate in the pointless drug war, but nothing’s perfect.

    intensely_human,

    Yeah these aviation companies are just crazy for band teachers right now.

    6daemonbag, (edited )

    My nephew joined the Marines, wanting to be in infantry. His recruiter spent months fixing his brain and convinced him to pursue avionics instead. Really smart kid and he’s finally understanding how he’s setting himself up well when he gets out. He’s still in B or C school or whatever it’s called.

    hemko, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

    Where’s this template from? A Mario animated movie?

    MisterMcBolt,

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie that came out earlier this year. It’s a fun kids movie with a lot of classic Nintendo nostalgia.

    eestileib,

    They put a guardrail on Rainbow Road though… grumble

    Jack Black is awesome as Bowser.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    They gave Mario an American accent for star appeal. I’d say that’s more egregious. Maybe if this was the era where Mario never talked in the games, when we had Mario cartoons where he had an American accent, but he doesn’t have one anymore. It just irked me is all.

    TheOakTree,

    To be fair, there are renditions of rainbow road with little garden fence style railing…

    But the road in the movie does not seem to be that road either so…

    Fredy1422,

    SNES rainbow road does not have a rail on the sides of the track.

    objectionist,
    @objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

    i see you’ve been living under a rock for some time

    en.wikipedia.org/…/The_Super_Mario_Bros._Movie

    hemko,

    I guess so, have to check it out

    GrammatonCleric, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Happiness is hiding from the cops, apparently 😅

    CascadianGiraffe,

    Well it does increase your chances of survival.

    Sabre363, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening
    MonkderZweite,

    Well, the link to sh.itjust.works doesn’t load for me.

    257m,

    Its Buzz lightyear saying: Years of Academy training wasted!

    TokenBoomer, in Chance encounter

    That’s so funny. Thank you for brightening my day.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    You are very welcome. Stay tuned for equally dumb memes.

    monz, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening
    @monz@pawb.social avatar

    How are we supposed to get industry experience otherwise?

    Businesses aren’t hiring without a degree unless you have four years of industry experience to replace the degree.

    Plus, we get an internship during college to get some of both.

    Still don’t get hired after graduating.

    It’s fucked!

    Sotuanduso,

    Where and when you’re searching plays into it.

    If you’re looking for postings, you’ll have an easier time finding a job, but a harder time getting it, because there’s so much competition.

    If you’re searching right after graduation, so’s the rest of your class, and you have to compete with them.

    If you’re hitting up relevant companies in hopes that they can hire you, you’ll have a harder time finding a place with an opening, but once you do, the competition is near zero. You need only prove you’re a good fit.

    Kalothar, (edited )

    You are supposed to either already have connections, or be forced to adapt your skills to create connections.

    Ya know, they just want to make sure you’re one of them first and not one of the others

    SnappDragon10,

    I honestly need to work more on my connecting. Hopefully not any time soon but that networking gives me hella anxiety

    Kepabar,

    While the tone of this post is mocking, it’s a very real thing that having the social skills to match someone else’s vibe during an interview can help tremendously with helping the interviewer see you as someone who can fit with the company culture.

    I see people who struggle with getting jobs often are lacking in those sort of soft social skills.

    LunarVoyager,

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  • Kepabar,

    If you lack social skills you better have some sort of labor relevant skill to replace it with them!

    XEAL, in Then and now

    Use SponsorBlock for the “content creator”

    Engywuck,

    I just don’t use YT. I’m not interested on stuff there. I much prefer blogs or the likes.

    XEAL,

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Ringmasterincestuous, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

    arrives late….

    Cunts….

    MuhammadJesusGaySex, in Simpler times

    Man, what is wrong with you cats. Hose water was nasty af, and I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t. The water tasted like it had been marinating in a barrel of condoms for 6 months. Plus, you had to turn it on, and wait for the scalding hot water to run out first. I usually just unscrewed the hose and drank straight from the tap.

    shootwhatsmyname, (edited ) in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game
    @shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee avatar

    You get the exact same quality at around ~25% smaller than other image formats. Unfortunate that it’s not supported by everything, but yeah it’s a better image format practically in that sense.

    On the web this saves money when storing at a large scale, and it can have a significant impact on page speed when loading websites on slower connections.

    doctorcrimson, (edited )

    My problem is the way it’s packaged as a link to a website that hosts the jpeg image. Saving, modifying, and using the image file becomes impossible in some workflows. Imagine a future where you get fined for stealing memes. I bet they could make the image file size even smaller without all of that bullshit added in, until then I’m just using an extension to convert to png (which results in loss btw).

    AeroLemming,

    How does converting to a lossless format cause loss?

    doctorcrimson, (edited )

    Converting FROM a format to a DIFFERENT FORMAT can cause loss. In this case from one compressed type to another.

    AeroLemming,

    Only if the output format is lossy.

    doctorcrimson,

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  • oktoberpaard,

    You are saying that you use an extension to convert from WebP to PNG, right? PNG is a lossless file format. It’s compressed, but losslessly. Like zip is also lossless compression. You can remove information to make it more compressible and then it’s a lossy process, but that’s not because of PNG, but because of the specific workflow.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

    Or the output is a comic strip about a miscarriage.

    KSPAtlas,
    @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

    :.|:;

    SnipingNinja,

    This is the most compressed meme

    problembasedperson,

    Not true.

    NBJack,

    I’d rather see the savings in the army of Javascript I apparently need today for the ‘modern’ web experience. Image files have gotten lots of love, but hey, here’s a shitty 27 year old language designed for validating form input!

    Taleya,

    Save a lot more debloating your code. Storage is cheap. Processing power is not.

    binarybomb,

    There are still places where bandwidth is a bottleneck, even on internal network is essential to optimize for bandwidth

    stardreamer,
    @stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    There are more places where bandwidth is a bottleneck now than 10 years ago.

    NIC speeds have gone from 100Gbps to 800Gbps in the last few years while PCIe and DRAM speeds have nowhere increased that much. No way are you going to push all that data through to the CPU on time. Bandwidth is the bottleneck these days and will continue to be a huge issue for the foreseeable future.

    Paradachshund,

    It’s already supported in many more places than it was a couple years ago. It just takes time.

    FlyingSquid, in Chance encounter
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    “Do people yell your name at you when you’re outside too?”

    tpihkal,

    Nah, they shout bruh.

    LemmyKnowsBest, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

    I lived in South Korea for a while and I met a South Korean young lady who had learned English from an Australian teacher. This Korean girl had the most beautiful Australian accent with a hint of Korean. She was very talkative, Asian people get excited when they meet english-speakers so they can practice speaking English with us. So she talked a lot. It was a beautiful culture medley.

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