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xusontha, in Here we go again

Do I have to get up?

getoffthedrugsdude, in Get em!
Snowcano,

I just popped into the comments to make sure this had been posted. Good work, carry on.

Psythik, in I feel this

Hence why “dumps” on imgur are a thing

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hmm… Maybe I should scour imgur for memes for lemmy too.

unreachable, in Double jeopardy
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

ah, yes.

the old way of “give something to cry about”.

LemmyIsFantastic, in They have it ready to go

I can only hope.

havokdj,

Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Just give the people what they want FFS.

zaph,

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I’m from.

havokdj,

I was referring specifically to the drivers license which is used in place of the standard ID.

zaph, (edited )

Sure but the license isn’t to purchase those products. There is no licensing for them even though you typically use your license to prove your age. You can also use a passport or military ID or a standard state ID that looks exactly like a license but requires no test. A liquor license is to sell, not purchase. And for the record, I like your ideas but using something like a medical card for purchasing weed would have been a better example.

havokdj,

I agree with the medical card as well, but I wouldn’t have any issues with it being done recreationally, I just think that if it is done recreationally it should still have a license associated with it.

zaph,

Indubitably.

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know why you’re getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.

intensely_human,

I’m all for educating people about psychedelics I just don’t want congress building that curriculum

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

That’s fair. Honestly I think perhaps such curriculum is best left in the hands of whichever organization psychiatric doctors are in.

intensely_human,

I don’t think doctors should be building that curriculum either. I think people with knowledge of psychedelics should be building it. Trip sitters from Burning Man, shamans, deadheads, etc

havokdj,

It’s because illegal substances have a negative connotation of them. It’s ironic because they are not only physically safer than legal substances, but they are also both cheaper and have higher recreational value than them.

Also, if the masses started doing psychedelics, it would be the downfall of capitalism as everyone begins to realize that the world’s governments and corporations are full of shit. Psychedelics really are the metaphorical third eye opener they are touted to be.

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno. One bad thought can ruin the whole trip. I will agree, however, that psychedelics could have value in psychology. Some people need a good ego death.

havokdj,

Theoretically yes, but that’s only if you dwell on it the entire time. Removing attention from the thought or changing the immediate environment can help if not negate it entirely.

intensely_human,

I don’t know man I microdosed acid for a while and realized I needed to get a job

shneancy,

having ambition is not something only capitalism can provide you with. You can you know, do things, in any system

intensely_human,

Except have a job. For that you need a capitalist to own the capital and pay you wages for your labor.

shneancy,

no? jobs existed a bit before capitalism even crossed people’s minds you know

havokdj,

I didn’t say anything about not working, though I don’t really recommend doing any substances at all if you are not in a decent enough financial situation.

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Ideally a first timer would microdose natural psilocybin which IMHO poses virtually no danger long term physically or psychologically. A good method is to mix a little bit in with honey and have a spoonful. Its just enough to see if its something you are potentially into and want to explore more of. Harder stuff like LSD and DMT I can see needing classes or a lisence dont feel the same way about shrooms

rambling_lunatic,

You need a license to buy cigs and alcohol?

RGB3x3,

Well, in so much as you need to prove you’re above a certain age.

The best way to do that (in the US) is with a driver’s license.

frezik,

Lots of states issue IDs from the DMV with equivalent protection features as a driver’s license, but isn’t a license. Those are good enough.

RGB3x3,

It’s not the specific driver’s license that matters. The point is that it’s still an ID and still a control over who can get it.

RedAggroBest,

You’d think people would get that point when you say license you just meant “they have to ID you when you buy them”

skyspydude1,

OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT CIGGY?

postmateDumbass,

Aye, i got the lie sense to get one.

ininewcrow, in Aaaaaand it's over
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s a bit harder when you started your relationship before smartphones (yes there are people that old)

I keep telling my wife not to do that and just talk normally because the microphone is designed for that … instead, when I call her, I know she’s holding the phone like this because it sounds like someone is shouting at me.

How do I use the phone and microphone to talk to people on my smartphone? … simple … I don’t, ever.

lugal, in I didn't know

It is Wednesday

Source: trust me bro

Sotuanduso,

I trust you bro.

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

I’m mildly skeptical bro

Sotuanduso,

Can we cross-reference timezones with internet population metrics to determine the chance that it’s Wednesday for you?

Dr_Fetus_Jackson,

Seems legit.

mojo,

Source?

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Source: my calendar made it the fuck up

lugal,

CMV: Calendars are made up in the first place

edgemaster72, in Cold Feet
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

I’m one of those things

Tenthrow,
@Tenthrow@lemmy.world avatar

congrats on the brains and looks

db2, (edited ) in Auto-correct part 2

He didn’t say that. Is that the joke?

Edit: op fixed it, sort of

PP_BOY_,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

“Patrick… it’s you. You’re the American Psycho”

AToM_exe, in Aaaaaand it's over
Matriks404, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

I’ve never seen anyone doing that, who the hell are you people friends with?

modifier, in They're not equivalent

I’ve always just done it backwards, even before emojis were a thing.

I guess I’m just alternative, like Weezer.

Sotuanduso,

🙃

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in They have it ready to go

Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already

havokdj,

Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

We are.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Ą̶̛̛̰͑́̐̿̐̋͘͝͝S̴̨̛̺̞̜̺̦̭̬̮͇̖̄̋̽K̸̭͓̺̫̤̯̅͗̽̓͌̆̊̓́̆͑̚͘͟͡ ̴̺̺̝̯̇̀̉̉̓͐̄͝͝͝Ÿ̶̧̡͈͈̱͖͈̭́̂̀̐͋͆̿̄͋͊̇̕Ō̸̧̖̲̥͚͕U̴͕̭̤̗͔̱͕͓͎͉͍̩̯̒̏̍́͒͂̊͜Ṙ̴̡͚̖̺͎̣͈̊̅̍̀̊̎͐̉̓̚͠ ̷͕̼̩͆̈́͋̉̈́̋́͝Q̴̡̧̛͚̹͈̜̹͍̭̌̀̓͊͋̅͋͋̓̊̌̽̿Ư̶̺̜̟̰̱̪͕͌̎̓̈́͑̊͘͟͝E̶͚̩͓̮̥͓͔̻͑͑́̎͌͐̒̕͝S̶̮̺̯̦̈̈́̄̃̌̅̔̍́́͒̐̔͡͠T̶̢̧̰̱͍̿̈́̈́̆̐̿̂̈̂̽̓͘͠ͅI̵̤̦̱̤̣͕̼̮̲͕̔̔͐̆̇͒͌̀͌̓̇̒͟͝͠Ó̷͎̣̊̇̿̈͘N̶͚̼̑̓̀,̷̢̲͎͕̝͚̃̔̾͋́͛͌̄͊̽̀͟͡ ̵̧̞͈̹̩͉͎͇͊̇̾̾̈́̌̂͊͆̀̿̐̏̊̒͝M̷̡̠͓͈̳̹̹̹̗̱̺̈́̽̏̐̈̒́̉̃͗̊͗͟O̴̧̾̋̊͑̄̒̄͊̓̅͌͒̕͡Ṟ̷̡̡̛̰̮̯̣͙̜͕͍̈́̂͋̈̂̂̕͟Ţ̸͕̮̤̻̦͇͎̲̻̤̱̪̖͆̾̀͛͡Ả̷͚̬̜͈͊́̊̈́̒̿̿̅̅̅͘͠L̷̲̺̞̈́́̓͟͝

RizzRustbolt,

What’s up?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

A̸̢͉̱̗̱̮̞̥͖͛̈́͐̾͌̽̅̋̆͐̐͑̂͡Â̵̻̟̯̙̒Ȧ̸̭͍̲͓͔̳̲͔͓̟̆̿̉͜͝A̶̗͈͍͈̝͙͕̭͉̟̗͊̽͛̑̑̽͒͐̕͘͡͡ͅA̵̳̖̫͕̰̦̙̍̒͋̽̀̑̊̊̈́̿̕͘͡Ȑ̷̲͙̻̈́͝Ģ̶̰̜͖̖̞̠̘̞̈́̔̃͌̌̓̉̾̐͠H̵̹͔̤͕̲͓̦̫̙̼͌̽̾͐

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Are you trying to turn us against each other like last time?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Ş̸̡̛̣̻̭̩͕̜̰̞̬̥̼̪̖͛̍͑͑̄̓͊̐̿̈́̉͊͝T̴̛͖͍̪͔̦͉͚͉̹̮̻̮̗͚͑̿͜͜Ų̵̧̙͈̞͍̻͂͂̆̉̓͆͐̀̈́̋̕͠͝ͅP̷̧̖͙͎̦̙̹̭͐͒͗̊́̂͂́̅̓͛̂̈́́͡͡Į̴̢̲̰̲̞̝̖̭͓͓̜̥̐̽̐͜͡D̴̛̯̰̽̄̍̽̈́̎́̍͊̀̔̔͘͠ ̵̼̰̱͔̫̲̖̇͆͑̄́̑͋̍̈́̀́̎̿̚̚͟Q̸̢̼͖̺̮͓̦̝̭̞͈̗͈̺̏͒̎̑̑̇̾͛̿̀U̴̢̡͔̝͇̲̰̻̣̠̫̠͐̊̀̌̈̀̀̊̽͊́͗͐E̷̯̣͎͔͐͌̂̃̀̌̀͟͡Ŝ̸̡̡̨̠͔̰̲͍͙̮͖̞̗̬̩̂͝͝T̷̢̳̣̝͇̮͎̙͎͎̗̯̠̊̈́̓̇̅̀̒̇̉I̴̢̧̡̗̫̗͓̤̦͕̹͙̍̔̅̾͗̒̀͗͑́̆̚͟͝Ơ̸̥̜̊̐̓̈͑͒̂̈́̔͠͝ͅN̵̡̧̢̡̧̞̹͇͇͎͎̰̱͕̔̎͆͒̾̏̓̓̎͌̓̍͜͝

deweydecibel, in Hey Buddy

You can slot Grindr in there, if you like. Put it between consoling a child and picking a fight.

howsetheraven, in This is for (almost) all of you

Or…no.

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