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TheSpookiestUser, in Dissociative Daze
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Disco Elysium

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doingless, in Presidential fitness test

I topped my school’s record score on those tests. I haven’t been able to afford to go to the dentist in more than 20 years. I wish they would have focused on making our society sustainable instead.

Gestrid, in Presidential fitness test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

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lambipapp, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Everyone have these in Europe. So good. Can someone please find the patent to figure out who is the best euro country?

kerrigan778, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

The technology is a society that is able and willing to pay a bit more for lasting, practical quality.

m3t00, in Someone make glasses that do this please.
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css is arcane magic

BeefDaddySupreme, in Presidential fitness test
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Wanna do some pacers?

simin, in Lies, deception!

only if phones can be like thinkpads which you can easily remove say the audio card from its motherboard.

RGB3x3,

Then how would you use it as a phone?

el_abuelo, (edited )

OK boomer

/s

simin,

suggesting that phones should be made more like that somehow. though from another comment it seems hard to remove hidden hardwares.

why didn’t i see this in my inbox…

FluffyPotato,

You text like a normal person

kaotic,

I’d love a “phone” that was just a mobile internet-connected device. I very rarely use it as an actual phone, primarily just for text, email, and web browsing.

S_204,

So…a Palm Pilot?

intensely_human,

Yeah but minus the game boy screen and the stylus

Aggravationstation, (edited )

Connect a headset via 3.5mm jack or Bluetooth Snowden explains how in www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRWyGKBVzo

douglasg14b,
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Doesn’t matter if the spyware is hardware installed in your SOCs!

Good ol Lenovo.

simin,

ok yeah, can you do better though

WeLoveCastingSpellz, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

we have these in some places in turkey too even though it is not standardized and it is a third world country

RoseRose56, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY
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I have it in my house, its very useful because I don’t have to open fully the window, or having the wind move the door.

RoseRose56, in Just tired from putting up decorations
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classic photo, reposted many times on the internet!

FlyingSquid, in title
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This is a benefit of having kids. You can tell them to go put the cart away for you.

lunarul,

Depends on their age. They were the reason I didn’t take the cart back when they were very little. I didn’t want to leave them in the car and go to the other side of the parking lot.

Buddahriffic,

I choose my parking spot knowing I’ll have a cart to return. Though around here, places with cart corals have a bunch throughout the parking lot.

lunarul, (edited )

I choose the one that’s available

Edit: what I mean is you don’t always get a choice of parking spot. Of course I took my cart back if it was within reach. But in the cases it required going too far from the car when I had babies inside, I didn’t.

EvokerKing, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

My washing machine has doors like this 💀

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