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Sotuanduso, in I miss pre-covid news...

I remember pre-covid news having the same problem of focusing on negative things, but wholesome news is always welcome : )

doctorn, (edited )
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You may not have reached the “In my day…”-age yet… 😅

padjakkels, in Same
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But what does the machine do?

Dyrantua,

It’s a Philips baby bottle warmer.

padjakkels,
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thanks!

padjakkels,
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Okay,thanks. Lol

Selmafudd,

They come in bottles now??

possiblylinux127,

It turns chickens into pies

padjakkels,
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haha I want such a machine!

Viking_Hippie,

Dammit, I meant to get the one that adds the pot!

possiblylinux127,
CIA_chatbot, in Unpopular Opinion Incoming

That shits just hurtful man, I offer a bespoke fear experience, terrorists are just amateurs with bombs.

blahsay,

Lol nobody appreciates a good coup these days. Ungrateful Iranians, Guatemalans…etc etc etc!

ReginaPhalange, in Same

Since that episode on This is Us, any appliance with a heating element but without a functioning “On” light is a huge no-no

SwearingRobin,

Can you elaborate? Or is it just that it could be left on accidentally?

ReginaPhalange,

Basically. The on light is an early warning system for a faulty mechanical switch , meaning that the moment you turn off the appliance , but the light stays on - you should think “oh , this is a fire hazard, I should fix it or throw it away”

x4740N, (edited ) in I miss pre-covid news...
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RadicalCandour,

Excuse me? WHITE SETTLEMENT, Texas?

Of course it’s fucking Texas 🤦🏻‍♀️

Feirdro,

It’s just a short jaunt from Klanhaven.

Empricorn,

Councilman Clements eventually ran out of his nine lives after he was defeated in a landslide in November’s election.

Yeah, man. The Internet loves cats.

doctorn,
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Thanks for that. Realized just now I should maybe add the source, but you have provided the favor.

Mind if I copy your url-findings to the post?

x4740N,
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Browser_(cat)

Browser also has their own wiki page

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

And now we can snicker because the guy who wanted Browser gone was named Elzie.

Kiosade, in make smoking great again

Against WHICH cancer? Lung cancer? There are dozens of forms of cancer, one vaccine wouldn’t work for all of them.

de_nada, in title

It’s called the “cart corral”. I just love that.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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I’ve heard of golden corral. I don’t want to eat at cart corral.

son_named_bort, in Dissociative Daze

Why am I booing me? I’m right.

taldennz, in make smoking great again

The New Zealand government is working to make smoking great again, cancer be damned…

After all, cancer is a problem for another administration.

(Several of the elected will probably be against a vaccine anyway)

possiblylinux127, in title

I don’t mind if they just leave it in the parking lot, there are employees who will come around and gather them up.

The problem is when I find a Walmart card in the middle of nowhere

CafecitoHippo, (edited )

They also employees who will clean up feces that are in the aisle but that doesn’t mean you should take a shit on the floor in the produce section.

Leaving carts in the spaces blocks access to spaces, leaves carts that can be blown into parked spaces, and causes extra work for employees. Just walk your cart back. Spoiler: if you don’t want to walk far, just park next to the cart return. It’s not that hard.

CCF_100,

Yeah, but when you leave it in the middle of the parking lot you’re senselessly adding more work for the poor employee who probably is paid minimum wage to bring the carts back into the building…

Microplasticbrain,

I’ve read comments saying people didn’t mind wandering the parking lot for carts cause it lets them walk and get some air outside the shop

ChillDude69,

I’ve heard the same. If there are no carts to retrieve, then that one manager who takes his job FAR too seriously will find some much more shitty extra work for you to do. Slow-rolling the carts back to the front is definitely an extra break, from what I understand.

WldFyre,

The wind could also blow it into someone’s car, though

possiblylinux127,

I guess I don’t live in a windy area. I’ve never seen or heard of that happening.

son_named_bort, in make smoking great again
partial_accumen, (edited ) in make smoking great again

Future COPD (Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disorder) patients now cancer free!

x4740N, in Dissociative Daze
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Likely because your entering some level of meditative state because your focus is on the mirror and not on your thoughts

I once accidentally went so deep in meditation that all my self awareness dissappeared but I remember it

I also had my eyes open, it was kind of like sleep paralysis but yourself just isn’t there at all

People who stare in the mirror and experience what is described in this meme probably experience something similar

Windex007, in When somebody laughes at your Facebook post, but you were being serious
GardenVarietyAnxiety, (edited )
JoMiran, in make smoking great again
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It was never great.

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