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clark, in Too good to be true
@clark@midwest.social avatar

I really do wonder how old this meme is. Can’t remember when I saw it for the first time…

balderdash9,

When I first got on Lemmy I only posted OC. But Ive since realized two things: 1) creating content takes time/effort and 2) no one cares or notices that you’re just doing OC.

So now I sprinkle in reposts if I haven’t seen them on here before.

Littleborat, in It's all downhill from here

I swear it’s their permanent face!

callouscomic, in Second Cousins

Family reunions: a time when people who largely don’t care at all about one another get together to pretend they don’t all hate each other’s guts and will temporarily try not to talk shit about the others (this will proceed immediately after), during which they all pretend to want to learn useless info about others and it’s always dominated by the most narcissistic of elderly who want to be listened to and hear their own voice a lot.

corsicanguppy, in Second Cousins

Posh people: “your second cousin twice removed is the child of your grandfather’s half-sister-wife’s first child’s […]”

Poor people: cousins are anyone on the same layer of the family tree. Higher is aunt/uncle, and lower is niece/nephew.

Naminreb, (edited )

Instead of poor people: that’s how the layers work at least in Latin cultures.

The “Posh” one is how it works it British cultures. They’re different, but the second one in Hispanic cultures works the same for posh or poor people.

PoolloverNathan, in Oh, is that so?
  1. Install Linux
  2. sudo poweroff
Schmeckinger, (edited )

PoolloverNathan is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Oha,

who are ya reporting it to, mr sudo?

ExceedinglyPanWoofer,
hakunawazo,

Uh oh, you are on the naughty list.
sudu and santa - both start with s.
Coincidence? I think not.

Schmeckinger,

Your parents.

SomeBoyo,
moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“systemctl poweroff” doesn’t need root

Honytawk, (edited )

I want less problems, not more.

And please don’t pretend like Windows doesn’t have an option like that.

These messages pop-up because the Admin wants to lock the computer down. It isn’t inherently setup like that.

RGB3x3,

Boy, Linux users really will take every opportunity to tell you they’re Linux users.

I use Arch, btw

PoolloverNathan,

You make me want to make a distro called “Arch, btw”.

Chrobin,

I use Arch, btw, btw

lseif,

based on ubuntu

Johanno,

Based on TempelOS

threegnomes,

secure boot is enabled

RustyNova,

Not an issue. Use signed kernels and mok management should be done automatically if you got a user friendly distro

Thcdenton, (edited ) in King
callouscomic, in Early bird

I seriously do not understand going the fuck to bed earlier. Just go to bed earlier. Your body adapts over time. Sure schools could move the start time, but if not, just start the sleep sooner.

They won’t. So it doesn’t matter.

Nudding,

Yeah man, what even is a circadian rhythm lol

tslnox,

No, it doesn’t. Where the hell did you find that nonsense?

YeetPics,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

No you don’t understand, the kids are sleepy eepy and it’s someone else’s fault!

Sharkwellington,

The 15-18 year old brain does not work that way and it is simple as that.

ReplicantBatty,

I’ve been alive for over 30 years and my body hasn’t adapted yet. How much more time will it take?

GojuRyu,

Working off of memory so take this with a good amount of salt. If I recall correctly, studies have found that teenagers generally don’t go to bed later to match if school starts later, but the same applies the other way too. It may be that they technically could get that sleep by going to bed earlier, but as a society that is not a viable proposal to fix the problems that arise from their lack of sleep.

Also just to make sure I’m not misunderstood, I don’t dispute that individuals can get used to a new sleep schedule or will go to bed earlier if they have to get up earlier, just that it isn’t as easy as waking two hours earlier, means go to sleep two hours earlier for teenagers especially.

ohwhatfollyisman, in Wow, everyone in the past must have been gorgeous!

OP, you need to apologise for your slight against lord greg davies.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I was going to say he’d forgive us for this, but he probably wouldn’t.

https://media.tenor.com/6C2V7_Ja74IAAAAd/taskmaster-greg-davies.gif

WashedOver, in Doctors hate this one trick!
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I wonder if it comes in wintergreen flavour?

datelmd5sum, in Too good to be true

When the sun starts coming up, but you know that it doesn’t come up until the middle of January you know you’re fucked.

Frozengyro,

But not for long

TheOakTree, in Where's my cooking show already?

Want to make your ramen slap?

Add a bit of slivered onion and green onion, some enoki or seafood mushrooms, and two or three frozen dumplings.

Never disappoints.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I prefer cooked dumplings, the frozen ones hurt my teeth.

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

This is exactly the type of comment I’d expect from SatansMaggotyCumFart

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s so Maven!

Copythis,

This is what I’m here for. Please tell me more

tastysnacks,

Get refrigerated/frozen ramen instead of freeze dried. Sun Noodle.

TheOakTree, (edited )

I made a reply to another comment in this thread; you might enjoy that one.

You can do so many things with instant ramen to make it better. Of the top of my head, kimchi, tuna, leftover steak, beansprouts, tofu, ricecake, chili powder, a hint of soy sauce, dehydrated onion flakes, garlic powder.

These are all things that will either impart extra flavor into the broth or soak up the flavor of the broth and become extra tasty. Enjoy!

AlecSadler,

Do you add it upon eating or during the boil?

TheOakTree,

Sorry for the late response. The dumplings go in first, as they will drop the temperature of the water enough to make it boil less consistently. Leave those in for a minute or two.

Next, the noodles and powder. Every other ingredient should go in with respect to the noodle entry time. If you want soft onions and mushrooms, they go in with the noodles. If you want more crunch/snap to the onions or more bite on the mushrooms, put them in a minute late.

I usually use the base of green onion for the broth and use the green portion as a garnish. If you want to copy this, the base goes in with the noodles, chopped in 3/4in (~2cm) lengths. Slice the greens into thin rings or julienne them, and add the greens at the end, after plating.

This always makes instant ramen feel less like a snack and more like a meal to me.

HeckGazer, (edited ) in Oh, is that so?

A fantastic example of the old “Physical access is root access” adage

Anticorp, in Second Cousins

I don’t even know what removed means.

TheGiantKorean, in What nice vibes
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar
andrew_bidlaw, (edited ) in Hes very sophisticated
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Flashbacks to when I got my first dental bill.

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