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Decoy321, (edited ) in Knock it the duck off

I had to manually delete the words duck and ducking from my keyboard dictionary. Now when I talk about ducks, they autocorrect to fucks, and it amuses me every time.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

“Did you feed the fucks down by the lake?”

Rodeo,

Get in losers, we’re going fuck hunting.

intensely_human,

Looks like all my fucks flew south for the winter

FlyingSquid, in Knock it the duck off
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Facebook has its own autocorrect that’s separate from my phone’s autocorrect and it’s awful. Like the rest of Facebook.

darkdemize,

The real issue is, why are you still using Facebook?

FlyingSquid,
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Two reasons. One- my brother is on the ASD spectrum and that is how he wishes to maintain a relationship with me. I would not have one with him otherwise.

Two- I live in a town that I hate and where I have no friends, but old friends of mine use Facebook, so it’s a way I can keep in touch with people I know and maybe go and visit them one day.

I don’t like Facebook, but it’s a necessity for me at the moment.

FrankTheHealer, in something to look forward to?

This has ‘back in my day’ energy.

FunkFactory, in The Challenge

so how long does a raspberry vinaigrette take to make normally? I’m no chef but guessing significantly longer than 15 seconds

funkless_eck,

for chopped you probably just blend raspberries red wine vinegar mustard and olive oil. 15 seconds might be a bit less smooth.

if you’re being cheffy add shallots and strain through muslin.

Dkarma,

Yes but you have to do it while balancing on a teeter totter

Hereforpron2, in I wonder what he used that time to think about.

Prolly calculating how fucked up he could get before and after shows while still being less fucked up than Keith Moon

JoMiran, in I wonder what he used that time to think about.
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Potatos_are_not_friends,

Can confirm. Most of the audience is too

_number8_, in I wonder what he used that time to think about.

vodka

ButtCheekOnAStick,

Four quadruples

Knusper, in It is a helpful forum though

My favorite is when the top-voted, accepted answer looks correct, but misses various edge-cases. And then there’s a second-most-voted answer which corrects the first.

Most questions about JavaScript are like that, for example, which was rather horrifying to realize. If you just leave a junior to their devices with that, they will absolutely copy all these correct-looking answers into your code base.

feedum_sneedson, in The Challenge

Bizarrely specific.

Agent641,

A sweet vinegarette for fresh salads is quite common actually, what mostly differs is the flavor you choose. Im partial to a date and balsamic vinegarette on a greek salad, myself.

hark, in something to look forward to?
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Yes, but what about upvotes and downvotes?

Sibbo, in something to look forward to?

This is actually a really current and relevant meme, even if many other comments here say otherwise. It may have been relevant in the past as well, but that does not affect today.

The member states, that with lies and anger you get a lot of attention in modern politics, but not with calm rationality. However, calm rationality is what is needed to make good decisions. This is more of a critique of modern media, than of any political direction itself. Even though, there are of course some political parties that use lies more than others.

Johanno,

Amd I notice that this trend is much more advanced in the USA while it is coming to Europe too.

TheBlue22, in something to look forward to?

So we posting boomer memes now

Rough_N_Ready, in It is November.

Wild Turkeys do fly. Just usually not very far, and usually only to escape predators or to fly into trees at night. Or to fly onto my roof to get the the yard on the other side of my house lol

Johanno,

And are wild turkeys citizens of Turkey or are they imprisoned as most Erdoğan enemies.

Rolando, in It is November.

Context. This is one of the best things to come out of the 70s.

Rakonat,

45 Years ago, the more things change the more they stay the same!

Socsa, in something to look forward to?

That’s numberwang

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