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bizarrocullen, in Dissociative Daze

Yo, homie, I think you made a contact with a demon from another dimension

whodatdair, in It's an addiction at this point

Donk

OpenStars, in It's an addiction at this point
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I for one, am glad for your pain. I mean uh… hopefully you know what I mean! :-P

sharkfucker420, in Dissociative Daze
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Can’t look in mirrors on acid because this happens instantaneously. That clown is not fucking me and his smile is creepy

shneancy,

I love that feeling, it’s strange but fascinating to see my face melt and age like that, if you look for long enough you might even feel like your reflection is falling at you

sharkfucker420,
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Nah he definitely wants to replace me or something and he is evil. Don’t like it.

garbagebagel,

I haven’t tried mirrors and acid but have you done mirrors in dreams? Because don’t.

sharkfucker420,
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I don’t ever remember my dreams for longer than an hour but I do know that they are often incredibly surreal. Afaik I haven’t looked in a mirror but it doesn’t sound pleasant. They’ve always made me uncomfortable even sober. Passing by mirrors at night as a kid was always a very stressful experience

Kiosade, in make smoking great again

Against WHICH cancer? Lung cancer? There are dozens of forms of cancer, one vaccine wouldn’t work for all of them.

son_named_bort, in Dissociative Daze

Why am I booing me? I’m right.

pastaPersona, in Chonk chart

The uwu-fication of animal obesity these past ten years or so has been pretty disturbing to witness.

Tracks as a “cute” way for pet owners to avert feeling guilty/responsible for their animals being dangerously overweight.

“Oh no Mr. Wiggles isn’t obese he’s just a heckin’ chonkerino wholesome chungus” meanwhile the cat wheezes trying to go up and down the stairs.

glowie,
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I mean that’s sorta happened with people too

taldennz, in make smoking great again

The New Zealand government is working to make smoking great again, cancer be damned…

After all, cancer is a problem for another administration.

(Several of the elected will probably be against a vaccine anyway)

son_named_bort, in make smoking great again
partial_accumen, (edited ) in make smoking great again

Future COPD (Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disorder) patients now cancer free!

JackLSauce, in make smoking great again

So that’s the list of people who would like to see cancer vaccines a reality!

Deello,

Well yeah, smoking as a whole is in global decline. They need someone to buy their products.

x4740N, in Dissociative Daze
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Likely because your entering some level of meditative state because your focus is on the mirror and not on your thoughts

I once accidentally went so deep in meditation that all my self awareness dissappeared but I remember it

I also had my eyes open, it was kind of like sleep paralysis but yourself just isn’t there at all

People who stare in the mirror and experience what is described in this meme probably experience something similar

JoMiran, in make smoking great again
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It was never great.

ours, in make smoking great again

It won’t stop smoking from destroying your respiratory and cardiovascular system. Enjoy your early age heart attack.

Kowowow,

Ya my friend had his ligaments rip too easily because of excess smoking and caffeine the doctors think

Classy,

I heard that in cases of severing injuries, non smokers are far more likely to be able to have it reattached versus smokers. Something to do with the lividity of the tissues

Kase,

Is there any chance you remember where you learned it? This was the only source I was able to find (there may be more out there, and it’s from 2015… which was nine years ago, holy fuck that’s weird) and it doesn’t seem to confirm. Still, there were a bunch of other articles that came up about how smoking causes impaired wound healing (which would make me think it’d make it harder to reattach a finger, so I have no fucking clue lol), and obviously smoking is bad for plenty of other reasons too. TIL about the wound healing though, I didn’t realize how much smoking affects the whole body. Yikes.

Classy,

To be clear, I heard this from a friend at an RV factory I work at. I didn’t take it as gospel but it did seem to make sense. I then went on to surmise a possible cause based on that assumption, but it’s probably not the most ethical thing to make it seem like I was speaking from authority.

frickineh,

Also, it smells like ass, so even if it wasn’t harmful, smokers would still stink up everywhere they go.

TheSpookiestUser, in Dissociative Daze
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Disco Elysium

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