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567PrimeMover, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
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This is what I mention when I'm covertly pushing "radical" ideas such as 4 day work weeks. We have all of these technological advancements - Why can't the workers see some of those benefits instead of them being funneled to the top in the form of extra profits?

psud,

Try 30 hour week. It’s superior to 4 “days” of random length. I had a couple of Philippines based contractors on my team who had 4 day weeks, but they still needed to work 40 hours

Asafum, (edited )

We almost had a 4 day work week implemented at my job, but some Big Brain said “NO! We need to be shipping 5 days a week!”

90% of the time we don’t ship things out on Friday…

Wrench,

Executive bonuses

some_guy,

Who, funnily enough, seem able to take a day off whenever they like.

Wogi,

The machine must be fed.

The goal was never leisure. The goal was always profit. And so we feed the profit machine, and when we run out of resources, we’ll start throwing in sacrifices.

Because the machine must be fed.

gramathy,

If chatGPT was marketed towards workers filing reports for idiot bosses that won’t know the difference it would have been made illegal within the month

ivanafterall,
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You should focus more on the orgies and figs.

567PrimeMover,
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Going to take this into account... I may have been approaching this the wrong way

Xanis,

Stop pushing the idea of four day work weeks. Begin promoting the idea of three day weekends.

I bet you’ll start getting different responses.

PhlubbaDubba,

Honestly I just like the idea of it because if someone decides they really want to grind for a bit they can now take up a second up to full time job without worrying about most of the shit employers will give you for that.

What I think should be the standard is a “full time” job being 18 hours in a week of work time, including commuting, with any time above every additional multiple of 18 immediately paying out as 2.5x the pay that’s been earned so far. Doesn’t just give people their free time back in spades, it also significantly discourages extorting workers for overtime instead of staffing adequately because now it’s literally more expensive to pay out any overtime at all than it would have been to just hire the additional worker at equal pay, and that effect ramps up exponentially too, by the time you’re at the soul grind of a 40 hour week you’ve already tapped your employer so hard it would have been cheaper to hire 5 additional workers than it was to make you work that 40 hour week.

DillyDaily,

My organisation does 4 day work weeks. But we chain our staff so only some of us have a 3 day weekend. My day off is usually either Tuesday or Wednesday (by choice, I could take Monday if I wanted).

It works for me because I have a normal weekend with my friends and family to do weekend stuff, and then my day off doesn’t really feel like a true weekend so I use it to catch up on errands, housework, medical appointments, etc. Meaning unlike most of my peers who have to do it all on the weekend, my real weekend is pure fun. I don’t do any serious housework on my weekend, I have a weekday where I work on myself and my home.

Olhonestjim,

Fuck that. 4 day weekends.

sbv, in Reality check!

maybe it’s my screen, but the paper looks kind of yellow around those tears

Sotuanduso,

Or brown. Did the Human Torch do this?

RandomStickman,
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Probably the paper being translucent from being wet and the background coming though lol

GrammatonCleric, in Reality check!
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fucking everyday with this shit

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in The current state of Twitch

destroyed

slumlordthanatos, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Just slam some tequila. Then you won’t care if you look like Elaine while you’re dancing.

EtherWhack,
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Wait! You’ve seen her dance?

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

no , it’s just that almost all streaming services think you have dolby atmos surround sound

dustyData, (edited )

Not just that, they assume you have an IMAX Dolby system installed in your theater sized living room, that everyone obviously has. Bad mixes are inexcusable and sound mixing snobbism is a symptom of the pompous pretentiousness that is the rotten core of Hollywood. Yes, Hollywood, most foreign films with DTS have perfectly good and serviceable mixes that sound nice in both Stereo and Surround…

Kecessa,

I have it, still need subtitles because mumbling is cool yo

SlopppyEngineer,

Classic schooled actors with theater experience are being replaced by young actors using basic conversational speech and volume. More natural but not that easy to understand.

jaybone,

Dude that shit is recorded on microphones and levels can be adjusted with mixers.

squidman64,

“Back in my day, people talked more clearly!”

No grandpa, you’re just going deaf

Blackmist,

No, there’s definitely an element of not speaking clearly.

Matthew McConaughey and Tom Hardy as examples. Chris Nolan gets shit on for his terrible sound mixing, but him picking actors who mumble is the main issue.

Put on a movie from 1980 vs one from 2020. The voice clarity is night and day.

dustyData,

Hmm, no, that one is on snob directors and pretentious sound engineers.

CaptDust, (edited )

Atmos won’t save you from shitty sound mixes, I have a pretty nice speaker setup and still have to turn on captions if I want to hear a conversation without my neighbors calling the cops during the next action sequence.

Blackmist,

I do.

I still have subs on.

Nacktmull, (edited ) in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

… and cheese! Don´t forget about the cheese!

bulwark, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
thisisbutaname, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Took me more than 30 years, but I’ve finally realized that dancing fun and it doesn’t matter is you look like a fool.

Plus you never know what could happen on the dance floor wink wink

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Like get those hip pains from over exerting? I get that now in my 40s from dancing.

corytheboyd, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
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They also had slaves to do the manual work 😬

1stTime4MeInMCU, in Phew...

Look at me I’m pickle catttt!!!

deus, in I think dancing just isn't for me

I’ve always been terrified of dancing in public cause I can’t dance for shit but at the same time it was always something I’ve wanted to do. Last friday I went to a small party with coworkers and after drinking a lot I, for the first time, decided to join them and dance. Drunk me is just as bad at dancing as sober me but didn’t really care lol. It was fun and I had a great time. That’s all really, just felt like sharing a small victory. Maybe I’ll pick up dancing someday.

SomeSphinx,
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Congratulations on the small victory!

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Hell yeah!

It wasn’t until my 30s until I was comfortable dancing.

It helped to have a partner with you. Then you can go, “Let’s just dance weirdly” and then laugh while making moves on the dance floor.

If you have no partner, alcohol is also a excellent friend!

TehBamski, in Family that says they're "too old" for santa
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Hahaha! What is this from?

Vlyn, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

I mean the rich people are eating figs, on their yachts, on their way to their winter home, to go skiing with their family.

Yeah…

nicoweio,

But what about the orgies?

768,

Just like any other party, host it yourself

psivchaz,

Or eating figs on their private plane on the way to an island for…an orgy …

kogasa, in 502 Bad Gateway
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