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afraid_of_zombies, in Pushovers

Meanwhile durian oozes into the room and onions suddenly wants to die of shame.

profoundninja,

If durian was so scary, why is their meat delicious.

afraid_of_zombies,
Otherwise_Direction7, (edited ) in Standards

The burglar really has standards when it comes to be a bad guy

postmateDumbass,

There is bad, and then there is worse. Much worse.

Rooskie91, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Oh, haha, first time toiling under capitalism, huh?

Th0rgue, (edited )

Europe is also a capitalism. This is because Europe leans way more left than America. We have more social policies at work.

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the difference from social capitalism and liberalism i think?

Although in Europe we do tend to go towards the American trend and ruin everything social.

wildcardology, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Military industrial complex. You have so much excess in Ammo, equipment, and vehicles that you just gives away.

Remember how much you left in Iraq and Afghanistan? Sure bringing them back is more expensive but still…

VelvetStorm, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Because Republicans don’t give a shit if we live or die. Democrats arnt much better but they are still better.

Kyatto,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

Cause at least democrats tell you that you’re valid while rejecting your claims and rights, it’s just those darn rascals the republicans in the way, and if they aren’t… we have to appeal to the moderates for next cycle ofc

VelvetStorm,

I mean Democrats aren’t telling 10 year old rape victims that they have to give birth and they aren’t arresting women who have miscarriages nor are they trying to erase the lgbtq community. They also arnt letting women die while pregnant with a fetus that is just going to die a very painful death when it is born. So ya I think the dems arnt the best but they sure as fuck are 1000 times better than the other hateful turds.

Kyatto,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

you aren’t wrong but I wish the metric we had wasn’t “does less bad things” I know they aren’t literally satan dancing on your grave playing the fiddle like the “other team” but it would be real great to have a party that actually does some good. I’m sure there are some state governments and local governments that are doing good things, but I unfortunately remain trapped in a red state where all I can see is the tire fire of republican rule and the occasional federal crop up of, we’re still committing imperialism and aren’t fighting for workers rights but at least we aren’t actively taking away women’s rights and sexual/identity protections, yet, democrats.

The fact they aren’t actively taking away protections is great, but… do they actually do anything to improve things? No, if they don’t fight for us or make things better than they are a stop on the way down, they are hardly less bad. They are just the other side of the ball rolling down the hill.

OldQWERTYbastard, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

Who can afford kids these days?

Floshie, (edited ) in Why can't we get our shit together?

Because

  • Two party system
  • Government still based on the bible
  • lefties are worshippers of Satan you know

Année that ain’t all

vaionko, (edited ) in My 1070 is still going strong

My i5-4690k is definitely showing its age. Especially since I have a Titan X Pascal that gets bottlenecked hard. The cpu in my 4 year old non-gaming laptop is more powerful

itsonlygeorge, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Because guns.

bruhduh, in Send help pls
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

In the past, games was AAA but now they are this…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’m afraid a game with that many A’s is gonna require a GeForce 1,000,000,000,070 to run smooth.

possiblylinux127,

You will need to buy 5 4090s

NoSpiritAnimal, in Sorry guys, we had a good run
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Jazz is an anti-natalist confirmed

MrScottyTay, in It's that time of the day again

Fuck caffeine

Nougat,

Oh if I could.

Shady_Shiroe,
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

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    Dagwood222, in It's that time of the day again

    Chocolate covered espresso beans. Think peanut M&M’s with a caffeine center. The only candy I’ve ever heard of that can actually cause a medical emergency.

    funnystuff97,

    my absolute dumb ass, eating a bunch of those, enjoying the coffee flavored chocolates at 9 PM, wondering why my heart was racing and being unable to sleep at 3 AM

    CodingCarpenter,

    Hell yeah! And then you poop out coffee grounds

    HubertManne, in It's that time of the day again
    @HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

    I drink it but never seems to do much.

    CobblerScholar,

    Caffeine tolerance is both acquired and genetic

    can, (edited )

    Crush some caffeine pills and rail them

    ^do not do this^

    000, in F- me It's January!

    You guys still have to drive to work?

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