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Mamertine, in Oh no big scary man

They only claim to kill 99.99% of germs because consumers won’t believe 99.999999999%.

ryannathans,

I guess c.diff spores and the like aren’t technically “germs” yet?

qooqie, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!

Just 15%? Idk boss

SpaceNoodle,

At least. That’s the bare minimum they could definitively determine.

db2, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!
Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

The black bars make it look like you censored the image.

jared, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!
@jared@mander.xyz avatar

Calling out shills used to be like a sport.

ASaltPepper, (edited )

r/hailcorporate was great back before it became one big ads platform.

A7thStone,

I loved hailcorporate until it was taken over by crypto bros.

Stovetop,

Personally, I used to be an amateur shill spotter in my free time, but 8 years ago I was in an auto accident on my way to work that left me paralyzed from the waist down. Shitty as it was, it was honestly the excuse I needed to finally pursue my passions with all this new free time I suddenly had, so I basically went all in and became a full-time shill spotter.

It was going well at first, but I quickly found myself hitting a wall. Lot of shills were flying under the radar that I didn’t see until it was too late. Turns out it wasn’t me, but bad equipment. My fiancee, who sadly passed away a few years ago, bought me this pair of SpezTech credibility goggles that have really elevated my shill spotting game. I wouldn’t have thought I needed them, but now I honestly can’t imagine how I ever went without them. It makes it so much easier to spot astroturfed product placement.

That same pair has held up really well over the years and I probably would have been fine with just the original, but I did get a few specialty pairs that I use for calling out fake sob stories and political bad actors. They weren’t the cheapest, but for what you get out of them, they’re well worth the money.

renzev,

This is a masterpiece

undefinedValue, in Thumbs have tasty food crumbs tho

So relatable OP

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It is to me because I am a pig.

HRDS_654, (edited ) in What can I do for you THIS TIME

Me when my parents visit me randomly and want me to help with some random project.

princess, in Thumbs have tasty food crumbs tho

oof ouch my bones

son_named_bort, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!

How much did Cap’n Crunch pay you for this?

CandyPants,

Less than Samsung pays to AstroTurf r/android over there.

rustyfish, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

15% we know of. But they still pale next to the army of pompous dumbasses.

WilloftheWest, (edited )

The niche story/support communities were a real staying power for me until they started taking a nosedive ~5+ years ago. Suddenly power-users were showing up, posting their creative writing exercises in all tangentially related subs, and it got ate up because over the top drama is more entertaining to some than true (or at least very plausible) stories.

It began with users policing others. You called out a fake story and you got half a dozen people playing devils advocate asking how you knew the story was fake. The poster being a serial poster who has dozens of box-ticking ragebait stories (per week) across multiple subs isn’t a clear enough indicator that this is a creative writing exercise for them.

Before long, subs were seeing much more engagement due to copycats and drama seekers; suddenly the rules prohibited calling out fake stories. Suddenly your support subreddit for offloading about your abusive parents has turned into the personal playground for creative writers with 58 part epics about their mother getting arrested for the fifteenth time for brandishing a knife at a baby at the family dinner.

I’ve already unsubbed from a community on Lemmy because I’ve seen one creative writer is cross-posting to Lemmy under the same name.

Crack0n7uesday, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size

I save to disk, no one thinks about it until we’re all camping and I’m the only one that decides how many times we’re gonna watch Lord of the Rings this weekend.

Suavevillain, in What can I do for you THIS TIME
@Suavevillain@lemmy.world avatar

It is the worst thing. When you’re not doing anything nobody needs you.

theangryseal, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

This is my whole life.

I go out of my way to make sure everything is good and then start my game. Suddenly nothing is good haha.

Been trying to wake up two hours before everyone, everyone just started waking up two hours earlier lol.

I love my family though. I knew what I was getting into.

The_Helmet_Stays_On, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

Every god damn time. Whether it’s sitting down to work on something or to play a game, the wife needs something. Hell… even my work is the same. It’s an easy job with random amounts of downtime but the moment I decide to start cleaning or just scroll lemmy on my phone suddenly everyone needs help.

apprehentice, in Thumbs have tasty food crumbs tho

Is there a bone hurting juice community on the fediverse?

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

There should be!

possiblylinux127, in He also objects to crosswalks.

we need a Christ on a heist community

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