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Fixbeat, in I have a bad feeling about this...

And a pet…that pet will die if this is a horror movie.

dlpkl, (edited )

doesthedogdie.com (works for all sorts of other triggers as well, like rape and gore, etc.)

Subnet64,

A dog

NewAgeOldPerson,

It wasn’t just a Puppy

themeatbridge,

When you hear the dog barking outside, and they’re like “What’s gotten into Sparky?” and then there’s like a little yelp and no more barking. Man, fuck that.

Yondoza,

Give us the horror movie we really want. Everyone dies but the dog.

refurbishedrefurbisher,

That dog’s name? Albert Lincoln.

HawlSera,

Right? This is why I respect Jason he won’t kill a praying child or a dog.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Jason 2024

funkless_eck,

it’s because the big bad gave the dog a nice treat and they’re yelping for joy

son_named_bort, in I have a bad feeling about this...

And they ask themselves how did I get here?

Kalkaline,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

And the days go by

Steak,

Water flowing underground

jopepa,

There is water at the bottom of the ocean!

aeronmelon, in I have a bad feeling about this...

When you know the star of the movie is playing a cold-blooded killer, but the star is happy and domesticated at the start of the movie.

PeterPoopshit, in The system is broken

In my area it’s more like 13/12ths

problematicPanther, in Veteran Affairs
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

The old vets had cool injuries like a missing arm or leg, I just have depression.

Mr_Blott,

Yeah having to put down dogs and cats will do that to you

lars, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!

On the one hand, I look forward to a bigger lemmyverse. On the other, so do corporate trolls.

renzev, (edited )

This makes me wonder, is there a way to make communities that are inherently immune to trolls? Lemmy is for sure an improvement from r*ddit, since if an instance’s admins become corrupt, users have the freedom to relocate to another instance. Would a social media platform with no reputation/voting system be even more resistant? On one hand, it would wipe out karma bots and account trading. But on the other hand, it would make it easier for someone to push propaganda by spamming from multiple accounts. Currently, imageboards seem to generally have less shilled content, but that may just be because imageboards tend to produce smaller and more niche communities (not to mention places like /pol, which most advertiser simply don’t want to associate with)

Gork, in I have a bad feeling about this...

Happy families are all well and good until each family member gets headbit by a xenomorph.

lugal, in The system is broken

Is this 2/3s of income plus tip or is the tip included? Because if you want to save money, tip your landlord less!

Lucidlethargy,

Yeah, but they really deserve that tip. They work really hard, you see. Just the other year my landlord was hard at work promising to paint over a wall he ruined with repairs.

I bet he’s going to get it done any day now!

Gosh, maybe it’s because my last tip was too low… It’s probably my fault.

lugal,

As a general rule, it’s always the renter’s fault.

And don’t underestimate the effort and work and emotional energy spent on postponing painting the wall, feeling bad about it, postponing it again, … they spent a lot of time and energy on that!

winterayars,

Give your landlord a negative tip.

lugal,

I donno, is that even legal?

Newguy, in Veteran Affairs

Free hat!

100_percent_a_bot, in The system is broken

If you spend 2/3rds of your money on rent, you’re living above your means. You can’t change my mind. Move.

Lucidlethargy,

Ok, boomer.

VieuxQueb,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

Where ?

blanketswithsmallpox,

USA? The Midwest. Mountain states. There’s a reason wfh folks are making bank out there. You can slowly turn those areas blue too with migration.

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

What are they making bank on?

afraid_of_zombies,

Farm subsidies to not grow corn.

CaptDust, (edited )

Literally everyone that is WFH is employed by a tech giant with a high 6 figure salary intended for San Fran market standards, but choosing to live in a shack out in the boonies pocketing the difference. This is definitely stable, viable and repeatable for everyone in America. Go make bank y’all.

Edit: Geez, do I need the /s? Most companies caught onto this shit like 6 months into the pandemic and do cost-of-living salary adjustments for WFH now. Damn near no one is “making bank by moving” any more.

Thrashy,
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Shit, here I am in the plains states with a WFH job for a firm the next state over, seriously considering moving my family to a more expensive state with less shitty politics. (Or Europe, depending on where I could get a digital nomad visa.) I’ve got some real concerns about what happens after the elections and I don’t feel particularly comfortable being here, with the way that my family looks and my politics are.

afraid_of_zombies,

No jobs and no culture and schools suck.

Kit,

Pittsburgh. $1000 for a decent 1 bedroom. $2000 for a luxury loft apartment.

someguy3, in I am become fun

“Bringer of laughs.”

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited ) in The system is broken

Lemmings: In reality it’s class warfare. It’s the ultra rich vs everyone else.

Also lemmings: Fuck Landlords, fuck the brainwashed Republicans, fuck police, fuck liberals, quit trying to take my parks away, fuck the homeless, I should be able to live anywhere I want, you can’t own property!

MotoAsh,

Yes, everything sounds stupid when you boil it down to nothing and then conflate it all together.

Read more. Talk less. For your own good.

possiblylinux127,

Welcome to Lemmy,

I was hoping this community wouldn’t get invaded. I was wrong.

Croquette,

Leave then

possiblylinux127,

Bye

FinishingDutch, (edited ) in I am become fun
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Trampolines are wildly dangerous things. In the US, they kill about two people per year with about a 100,000 people treated in the ER each year. Especially during the covid pandemic those spiked.

Basically, if you wanted to legally sell a child-maiming device with a 100,000 victims per year, the trampoline certainly is a nice invention for it…

MindSkipperBro12,

Trampolines separate the wheat from the chaff.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Just like nukes

FinishingDutch,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

I’m honestly surprised they haven’t been banned or neutered, just like s lot of other cool toys that we used to play with. I’m from the era of metal slides, no rubber tiles, lawn darts, chemistry sets and all sorts of shooting toys. And if it wasn’t inherently dangerous, we found ways to make it so.

Ever shot a Super Soaker with a glass bottle instead of a plastic one? We did. That’s why they don’t let you do that anymore…

The good thing is, kids grow up in a much safer world than we did.

The bad thing is, the kids grow up in a much safer world than we did….

XEAL, (edited )

OK, they are dangerous, but they were not designed with the specific purpose of killing millions of people, unlike the atomic bomb.

FinishingDutch,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

I assume they weren’t, but I haven’t seen the biopic on the trampoline inventor so…. Who knows?

AlolanYoda,

I wasn’t killed by a trampoline, but last year I went to a trampoline park with some friends and my back started randomly hurting.

A month later, still in pain, I decide to get it checked by a doctor and turns out my back was broken. Fun! I had to get surgery and now I have cement in my back.

It was so weird (I’m young and healthy) that my doctors seriously considered it might be cancer. But I’ve done tests and it wasn’t cancer, just trampolines.

Be careful!

FinishingDutch,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Back issues are no joke, and you certainly don’t need to be an old person to get them.

Humans can take a reasonable amount of abuse, but you won’t know your exact limit until you’ve gone past it and injured yourself. Good on you for getting help soon’ish though. That’s not the sort of issue that goes away on its own.

brbposting,

I wasn’t killed by a trampoline

[citation needed]

JohnDClay,

I know they’re dangerous, but they’re still so fun! Jumping off trees onto trampolines at a friend’s house is a core memory of mine, but I’m sure there was an not insignificant change of injury or death each time.

Novman, in The system is broken

I have seen the amount paid in property taxes in USA via Zillow and… It is HUGE. No surpries that rents are so high. Rent have to cover minimum taxes, maintenance and part of house value. These expenses set the minimum value of a rent. But why you have so high property taxes? Cause enterprieses and billionaires don’t pay taxes and cause they put their huge capitals also in real estate, raising the prices. The problem is that real estate is a right ( house ), but also an asset.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

the problem is blackrock

Raiderkev,

Or u know, live in California where the boomer who owns the house is paying 1200 in property tax.

hamid,

USA is a huge country and rents are still high in places property taxes are extremely low like Arizona. Oops

Novman,

You are right, taxes are a part of the problem. Home scarcity and the fact that real estate is THE asset are another thing

Fiivemacs, (edited )

People called me crazy when I didn’t like the fact that they wanted free public transit and for all the bus costs to be put into people’s property taxes. My only argument was those that actually need free bus fare, will be unable to continue affording their places they rent because property tax will go up. They will end up paying the same, if not more in the long run…all for free transit. People couldn’t grasp it and resorted to verbally attacking me. Lol I still laugh.

psud,

Transit ideally should be partly funded in the reduced road cost. Less so for buses, but imaging you linked exurbs and outer suburbs to the city by rail and a simple one lane each way road, instead of a five lane each way highway

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I think the best solution is tax brackets for houses, like we do income. 0.1% for anything under 200,000, .4% under 500,000, and so on. Get that transit fund from those that won’t use it anyways but rely on the labor of others to fund their mansions.

Novman,

The tax bracket is for the landlord, if the landlord pay 0.4% , you pay 0.4%.

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Any owner.

afraid_of_zombies,

What’s to stop Trump accounting under your system?

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

Easy, your insurance policy can’t exceed the taxed value.

afraid_of_zombies,

I am really not against the idea. The only thing I would say is maybe try it first on areas that are already losing money on mass transit. That way we could massively increase usage. If you are not making money on something stop pretending that you are. NYC system is almost break even so leave that one for last.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Maybe I’m misunderstanding but I don’t believe public services should need to break even. They cost money because they’re a service

afraid_of_zombies,

I think it is nice when they do break even. It does cost money and effort to run them. I agree it is not essential that they do but it is nice. Cities have budget crisis if their system is running at cost or near it the chances of it losing funding is lower.

ThrowawayPermanente,

Taxes do not set the minimum price of rent, supply and demand do that. A real estate investment can still make money even if rental income is less that taxes and maintenance because land appreciates in value over time. This is why the rich invest in it, and why we should tax them where they can’t evade it.

UnderpantsWeevil, (edited )
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

I have seen the amount paid in property taxes in USA via Zillow and… It is HUGE

A snake eating its own tail. Lenders keep cranking out cheap loans, inflating the money supply. Buyers keep bidding up prices, inflating the cost of housing. Municipal governments need the extra cash to fight the endless “crime wave” that mysteriously crests every election cycle, so they’re always ratcheting up their spending for larger and more comically overequipped police departments. And then we’ve got another big economic downturn, so its time to lower interest rates and send out a new wave of cheap loans.

Nobody can afford to have housing prices go down. Just look at what that did to the economy in 2008.

Cause enterprieses and billionaires don’t pay taxes and cause they put their huge capitals also in real estate, raising the prices.

The threat of capital flight (which would leave you with a large number of unpaid and extremely irate police officers) means you can’t risk upsetting the ultra-wealthy.

And besides, their job isn’t to pay taxes, its to create jobs. They employ people in your town and then the employees pay the taxes. The employees get to see their housing prices rise, so they grumble but don’t complain too much. And then you have more money to hire more cops to protect against the latest Crime Wave that just so happens to be paired with a wave of housing foreclosures from lay-offs. So its time to clear the streets, re-list the houses at a higher price, and issue new mortgages with another wave of subprime loans.

If you really want to spice things up, maybe we denominate all our accounts in bitcoin, so we can really start speculating.

chiliedogg,

Taxes are astronomical because prices are inflated because of buy-to-rent.

Taxes on single-family residential properties should be like 50% of land value annually for third-homes and up or homes owned by non-human entities. Make it so fucking expensive to own extra houses that they get unloaded cheap to people who will actually live in them, and at the same time reduce the taxable value of the land because it’s selling cheap.

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  • mob,

    They are saying that it should be for third homes to discourage owning houses in bulk

    sukhmel,

    No, ey said that taxes should be 50% on the third house (and on, probably), not the first one

    TORFdot0,

    Property tax is like 2-3% of the property value in my area, the comment you are reply to is just suggesting making it 50% of the value of the plot annually for people who are buying their third property or commercial buyers.

    Euphorazine,

    A 50% tax on land value would be cheaper than my current tax rate on my home xD

    weariedfae, in Outdated

    Why would they sweat? You just input the amount of the check, stick it in the machine to get franked, and the till opens. It’s not much more complicated than cash and way easier than damn WIC (great program, lousy execution).

    Handing them a check isn’t a problem. What sucks is when the customer pulls OUT the check book to slowly fill it out, AFTER you told them the total, while your line backs up and it fucks your metrics.

    InquisitiveApathy,

    I worked in the tech space for grocery during the period where a lot of states were converting from paper WIC checks to an eWIC or SmartWIC setup and jesus is that system just an obtuse mess for everyone involved. It was confusing for customers, it was confusing for employees, and it was confusing for the retailers. It was damn near impossible to support and troubleshoot issues.

    RubberElectrons,
    @RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s interesting how some govt programs literally fly, faster than sound, if the end result is a loud bang.

    Meanwhile ones that are ostensibly meant to help people (SSA, VA, WIC) have the lowest quality programmers and program managers fucking it up for everyone.

    InquisitiveApathy,

    I can’t speak for the others that you mention, but truthfully the WIC programs were actually fairly well fleshed out and the transitions introduced a lot of much needed changes to make the program more efficient. There were just a lot of moving parts and every state handled things a little differently.

    Most of the friction was coming from the fact that the changeover introduced a lot of validation and oversight that customers and retailers were not used to with the older systems.

    JusticeForPorygon,
    @JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

    You don’t even really need to fill them out anymore. You just sign it and have them run it through the machine for the exact amount.

    VonCesaw,

    In most places, WIC checks have actually been phased out! Which would have been nice 10 years ago

    tdawg, (edited )

    Metrics? What idiot measures the number of customers you serve as a cashier? That’s ENTIRELY dependent on factors the cashier can’t control

    GBU_28,

    Shitty, but you could easily tie the time-per-customer to the number of items, then standardize around item-time. Compare that to the number customers, and bob’s your uncle.

    pimento64,

    People who benefit from having something they can point to as the Real Reason they fired you for not performing sexual favors

    dingus, (edited )

    When I worked as a cashier in a grocery store many years ago, someone gave me some checks to pay their bill. I didn’t even look at the damn thing, just inputted the numbers it said and started running them through the check machine. It seemed to go through the machine correctly.

    But just then the manager ran over and stopped the transaction. They were fake checks.

    I guess silly me assumed things would just automatically not go through in the modern age, but I guess it showed me that I really have no idea how check machines like that work.

    Still don’t, but I don’t work that job anymore so it doesn’t matter.

    perviouslyiner,

    We would have to write a debit card details on the back of each cheque, as the debit cards were also cheque guarantee cards up to a certain limit.

    InquisitiveApathy,

    How the machines work vary depending on the machine and POS setup. There are some that scan the check and ping the associated bank account to perform payment routing in an eCheck format, but the vast majority that I worked with just franked the check (which if you didn’t know is a glorified stamp with the transaction and deposit information for the bank to indicate the check was a part of a retail transaction). With the lower end printer models, you could run a blank piece of paper through it and it wouldn’t know the difference.

    dingus,

    Yeah I’ll bet ours just stamped it or something! Surprised more people didn’t try to pull one over on my dumb ass haha

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