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thorbot, in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH

Lauren Ingraham guest spouts hateful shit on a show about spouting hateful shit! World shocked.

Decoy321, in My dishes deserve the best

Well yeah, I don’t eat food off my furniture.

UndecidedYellow,

You probably could if you changed your sponge

usualsuspect191,

Then you don’t need to cry over spilled milk, you can just wring that sponge over the cereal bowl

Johanno, in Big brain time

Ain’t that unreasonable with 100°C

ColeSloth,

You think a cup of coffee is 100c? You know water can’t even be 100c unless it’s actively boiling or it’s under pressure, right?

Johanno,

Boiling water is at exactly 100°C per Definition.

And if you boil your coffee it then should have sth about. 70-90°C which means at least a third of the population is considered in this IQ range

poireCartable,

I would like one coffee at lawsuit temperature please.

Pissnpink, in Big brain time

Can someone explain for the small brains

name_NULL111653, (edited )

Kelvin is an absolute temp scale, it equals °C + 273.15. So even a 20°C cup of coffee (68°F, colder than ambient…) is 293 kelvin. IQ only goes up to 200 so that coffee is smarter than Einstein…

Also: Einstein’s IQ was estimated to be around 160 or 170 (he never took the test). 160 kelvin is -113°C… (-171°F… very very cold coffee).

ColeSloth,

Einstein never took an IQ test. The 160 to 170 thing is just a shot at a guess. Also, iq scores don’t cap out at 200.

name_NULL111653, (edited )

I’m aware the 160 is a guess, thanks for clarifying. I’ll edit. Also, because of the nature of normal distribution and standard deviation, IQ given the current world population can only go up to 194.8

But you’re technically right (the best kind of right), it could go above 200 with a world population of 76 billion.

ColeSloth,

Your iq link is just some guy asking a question and saying he thinks statistically the highest can only be 194.8 and then people replying telling him how he’s wrong, fyi.

suodrazah,

Where in the meme does it mention temperature?

GregorGizeh,

Search for the word “kelvin”

suodrazah, (edited )

The meme doesn’t say anything about the coffees IQ being related to temperature.

The person with the supposedly low IQ jumps to that conclusion in response to being insulted.

We could be talking about the physical height of the placement of the cup, maybe it’s on a low shelf?

It should read “Son, that cup of coffees temperature is higher than your IQ”.

GregorGizeh,

I mean, yeah if I tried hard not to understand this meme, I could. It’s not very good, but you are being very intentionally obtuse.

Meowoem,

It explicitly states the coffee has a higher IQ, not temperature.

Normally I don’t care about sloppy use of English but when the meme is trying to be smarmy and act clever then yes I expect it to be correct.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

So even a 70°C cup of coffee (slightly warm, almost cold) is 343 kelvin.

Not relevant to your point, but 60°C is hot enough to scald. If that cup of coffee was 70°C, I’d be careful about sipping it.

name_NULL111653,

Thanks. We’re stuck with Fahrenheit here in America, so I’m not used to °C for practical applications… Because America is too stupid to switch to SI and it’s impractical to not use the national standard (believe me I’ve tried)…

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in My dishes deserve the best
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

You chose Squidward from SpongeBob for a meme about sponges…

Okay then.

joyjoy, in My dishes deserve the best

You used Squidward when you could have used this?

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/c/c9/AbrasiveSpongeBob.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111107212147

RoyalEngineering,

lol what episode is this from?

joyjoy,

It’s one of the better modern spongebob episodes. It’s called The Abrasive Side

MrShelbs, (edited ) in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH
@MrShelbs@lemmy.ca avatar

I really want to live in the alternate reality conservatives live in. How can you live your life and create problems and scenarios like they do? Boredom? Poor mental health? Insecurities??

Like us trans people are just here, trying to exist and live our lives.

hamFoilHat,

You know you are using your, um, robot genitals, to um, destroy marriage or play sports or go to the bathroom or something.

thorbot,

It’s from all the years of brainwashing from religion and Fox News

MrShelbs,
@MrShelbs@lemmy.ca avatar

The religion part is really sad because my entire family is very catholic and they don’t mind me being trans at all. They keep telling me the Bible preaches love and acceptance, happiness etc. Oh well 🤷

thorbot, (edited )

You have a good family who care more about their family than their belief system. That’s pretty uncommon but I am very happy for you!

gjoel, in You can tell she's very impressed.

Oh, so it’s not that she is a fan who happens to be large.

It’s also not that she is very fanatic about countries.

It’s that she’s moderately fond of large nations!

kaffiene, in Hobbies

I feel seen

NegativeLookBehind, in Hobbies
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Me: Running a fancy Linux command

Coworker: Wow I wish I knew how to do that!

Me: Oh, here’s a link describing what I did and how it works!

Coworker: 🦗🥱

jaykay,
@jaykay@lemmy.zip avatar

Can’t be bothered to practise for 30 mins. Proceeds to read man pages for 3 days

tdawg, in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH

The day I learned of the weakness of my flesh it disgusted me

PepeLivesMatter, in it is Wednesday, my dudes.
@PepeLivesMatter@lemmy.today avatar

https://i.imgflip.com/865eep.jpg

synae, in it is Wednesday, my dudes.
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s Wednesday, dudes!

open.spotify.com/album/3IpfLkDRJcyeGxcKGZkZa1

Ziglin, in It's not fair

Do people really get upset about this kind of thing?

EatYouWell,

In my experience wearing a kilt in the deep rural south, no one gives a shit.

Although, they may not want to fuck with someone who has the confidence to wear a kilt in the deep rural south.

__ghost__,

Depends on where you live. In my experience, yes

Aabbcc,

Yeah shit gets crazy outside

Or so I’ve heard

EmoBean,

Tried going there once, do not recommend.

Makeitstop, in Hobbies

When I don’t have to exhaust all my energy working. So after I retire. So… never.

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