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Octopus1348, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

I just fire up my DS emulator and listen to songs inside a game.

I should download some music.

WarmSoda, (edited ) in He also objects to crosswalks.

Jesus could be heard yelling “It’s GREEN! What were you born in sin!? Move!”

pewgar_seemsimandroid, (edited ) in What can I do for you THIS TIME

help help, i tried pirating morbius and got an ai generated jesus video promoting free robux scam websites

thisisbutaname, in He also objects to crosswalks.

But Jesus drove a Honda.

“For I do no speak of my own Accord”

Smoogs, (edited ) in Inspiration

Tbf a lot of the ‘new[city]’ was given their names by the British empire expanding their land. Just look at Australian state names… The Americans doing this in more recent times are simply following suit.

Evotech, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

Baaaaabe?

Anticorp,

Can you come hand me the remote that’s 2" from my hand?

limelight79,

“I can’t help with dinner, the dog has his head on my lap.” “Well, sure, that’s fine, honey. I just made a cat move off my lap because at least ONE of us has to be responsible.”

Kolanaki, in What can I do for you THIS TIME
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I especially hate this because it’s often after like 10 hours of staring at a wall doing fuck all. As soon as I start doing literally anything, all of a sudden I’m in high demand.

Anticorp,

What is it that causes this behavior from people around us? I think we have all experienced this before, which means that people are probably predisposed to want your attention when it’s elsewhere, but not care about your attention if it’s nowhere.

MigratingApe, (edited )

This hits so much.

Signed - married parent of two kids below 3 y.o.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yeah, I’m right here with you. 2 kids under 6, and a wife who’s love language is ‘acts of service’. Fuck. Me.

Tedrow,
@Tedrow@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, but the whole love language thing is total BS if you didn’t already know.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m serious, but I did know love language is BS. There is a quantum of truth to it though. Certain people like certain things.

Zeon, (edited ) in He's ready for anything

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  • HessiaNerd,

    Absolutely! Killing Nazis should be apolitical…

    Cowbee,

    The post is overtly political, saying grandpa here is preparing for Nazis 2, the sequel. Secondly, choosing Lemmy over Reddit is a political choice itself. It’s much more mainstream to just use Reddit, so to go against it is political.

    Zeon, (edited )

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  • Cowbee,

    It’s licensed under GPL and doesn’t have ads for political reasons, that’s more my point. People who care enough to use Lemmy over Reddit are going to be more opinionated and passionate.

    Fedizen, (edited ) in Inspiration

    texas didnt even bother adding the “new”

    Also Canada did this a bunch too

    doingless, in He also objects to crosswalks.

    Larger boats had wheels to control their rudders though. It’s a historically valid expression.

    Assman,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.

    Source: naval historian

    Okay that’s a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia

    doingless,

    Yeah probably 17th century - confirmed as early as 1703 but expected to have existed earlier. So I was definitely wrong. But how do we know it wasn’t invented thousands of years earlier and forgotten? But yeah, not in Jesus’ time.

    Assman, (edited )
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Maybe Jesus invented it and forgot to write down the design? We’ll never know.

    (Does this guy know that 1703 was the 18th century?)

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in He also objects to crosswalks.
    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    I knew Kirk was Jesus.

    MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited ) in He's ready for anything

    When I was a little kid I asked my grandfather one time what it was like to “fight evil”. His response was something along the lines of “I didn’t fight evil. They were just a bunch of scared kids doing what they were told. Just like me.”

    My grandfather fought in Europe, but Japan was still what kicked off WWII. So, I was super nervous about bringing home the woman that would become my first wife for the first time. Her family was from Okinawa.

    When we got there he sat down at the kitchen table and talked to her for a long time. I was in and out doing stuff for the dinner, but they looked happy enough. Later that day he caught me outside and gave me a hug. He told me that she was a good woman and I’d be crazy if I didn’t marry her.

    I really miss my grandfather. He was mostly a good dude.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ab3a1bd5-2e90-4b5c-98cc-acfef4cdb1fd.jpeg

    Here’s a picture of him during the battle of the bulge. It’s from a book I have, but this picture was originally published in “Yank” magazine. The original clipping sat over his chair in the living room my entire life.

    samus12345, in Oh no big scary man
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    I frequented the Herman Cain Awards subreddit too much back in the day to be able to see this meme without thinking of the anti-vaxxer versions.

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    The fucking what subreddit?

    samus12345, (edited )
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Dedicated to people who posted anti-vax misinformation and such on social media, then subsequently died of Covid, like Herman Cain. Was super busy in 2021 when (preventable due to vaccines being available) covid deaths were at an all-time high in the US. The monster was usually labelled “Delta variant” and Spongebob was “Me.”

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    Holy shit. I had no idea that existed. I also kinda forgot Herman Cain died.

    BackOnMyBS, in Oh no big scary man
    @BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

    The reason it’s not a perfect at killing all germs is because some stay alive. 👌

    kusivittula,

    some stay alive because they don’t die.

    edgemaster72,
    @edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

    Germs die when they’re killed

    (and don’t when they’re not)

    Swedneck, in He also objects to crosswalks.
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    jesus would totally be a rabid car hater, they’re everything the bible says is sinful

    like do you think a pickup truck fits through the eye of a needle?

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