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thepiguy, in I think we've been had

But the UK still uses imperial. I remember playing euro truck sim and being annoyed that the road signs don’t match the speed limit shown in the GPS. I first thought this was a bug. Then I remembered that I was in UK and not the Netherlands where I picked up the delivery.

HopFlop, (edited )

UK is a conplete chaos between the two. You buy liters of milk but a gallons of gas. Speeds are in miles per hour. Close distances are in meters, longer ones in miles. I have seen weight both in grams and in pounds. And then the currency is even called pound.

“How many pounds does one pound of apples cost, sir?”

Peps,

Nah, you buy petrol in litres, but mileage is calculated in miles per gallon. Which is much worse

Knightfox,

And they use stone (14 pounds) to measure body weight.

reverendsteveii,

how many pounds of gas does it take to drive 1 kilofoot?

kureta,

centipounds

some_guy,

Holy shit. I’m gladdened to learn that someone may be more fucked than us. Today is a first: I am no longer from the most shamed people.

wishthane,

Canada is a bit of a mess too, although different. We never really use miles, but we do use feet and inches and pounds pretty regularly. The construction industry is a real mess in particular because so many things are measured in either imperial or metric units

DrownedRats, (edited )
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It’s so much worse than anyone outside of the UK can imagine. Milk and beer come in pints but water and wine come in litres (actually, wine and liquor sometimes comes in centilitres which is actually worse) . Most fuel pumps show you the quantity in litres but we still measure speed in miles per hour and efficiency in miles per gallon.

I know my own weight in kilos but my height in feet. When I go to the barbers I ask for a one mill on the sides and an inch off the top. I try and run a 5k every now and again but could never do a marathon.

Then there’s the generation split. I’m of that weird generation where I’m caught in the middle of older teachers knowing imperial better but trying to teach metric in school.

My parents always used imperial so I learned some of that early on but then learned metric in school. Went to engineering college where they taught me all the more advanced metric before going to work at a company that almost exclusively uses imperial (thank you American aerospace for that one)

Shit, even our kettles can’t seem to decide on imperial cups or just guessing how big the average mug is. My kettle has both cups and millilitre gradiations on it.

And don’t get me started on single, double, king and queen beds! Turns out there’s a euro standard and they’re not the same as our standard! You can buy a double sheet that’s closer to fitting a queen size bed!

Idek what’s going on at this point lol

mojofrododojo,

even better is measuring shit in stone.

no one knows what that means outside of blighty mate, no one’s ever fucking heard of stone. it’s so hilarious.

inb4_FoundTheVegan, in No water for like 3 days to get that look
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This feels like “I’m 14 and this is deep” content.

It’s obvious that all Hollywood, social media and advertising models are not the average person. Are there really people that think men would be exempt from this? I doubt many.

CaptainBlagbird, in What a difference it can make
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kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E, in No, Now listen my trauma

3+2 messages, 1 missed call in 1 minute

Somebody had to pee

Socsa, in frosted glass

Wait, does everyone’s car not simply defrost itself every morning at 6am?

Socsa,

My car is electric

FleetingTit,

What does that add to the discussion?

Socsa,

I apparently replied to the wrong comment I guess

ShortFuse, (edited )

I remember that being a feature in my 2002 BMW. Unfortunately, a Double DIN stereo was more important than the native controls. So I lost the ability to schedule the auto start time.

Edit: “Auxiliary heating” is apparently what it was called.

Daxtron2,

I’m lucky if my car starts in the morning

MaxVoltage,
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You know you can explode your engine like that lol

AI_toothbrush, in Edge Creep

Am i missing something?

Evil_Shrubbery, in What a difference it can make

Also particles at 0 K vs 0.001 K.

Pharmacokinetics, in What a difference it can make
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They get delirious.

Blackmist, in $45 for a cup?!

Oh, have Gen Z rediscovered the thermos flask?

jagungal,

Yes, but they’re calling it a “Stanley cup”

agitatedpotato,

In Canada it’s legal to cross check anyone who calls a thermos a stanley cup.

jagungal,

You didn’t have to preface “cross check” with “In Canada”.

Anticorp,

Is that because it’s made by Stanley instead of Thermos?

rsuri, (edited ) in $45 for a cup?!

I’m just amazed that anyone thinks a metal coffee tumbler is superior in any way.

Here’s the ultimate way to drink coffee, after years of experience trying different things:

  • large double-walled borosilicate glass mug. You can find several versions of this on amazon, get one that fits your cupholder.
  • plastic lid from any other travel cup for when you need it, usually it fits pretty well

The only downside is you will occasionally drop it and it will shatter into a million tiny pieces.

kogasa, (edited )
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I agree for drinking at home, but for travel, get a ceramic-lined double-walled steel cup like a Fellow Carter or a Stanley Ceramivac. (I use the Carter and love it.)

PraiseTheSoup,

lol yeah I’m not bringing that monstrosity in my car. Stainless steel is perfectly fine.

Anticorp,

No way! Ceramic Le Creuset mug, sitting at my kitchen table, waiting for my brain to activate for the day.

Passerby6497,

I’m just amazed that anyone thinks a metal coffee tumbler is superior in any way.

The only downside is you will occasionally drop it and it will shatter into a million tiny pieces

Hey look, you were able to think of a way that metal coffee tumblers are better!

nifty, in Thinking about flushing some paper down this toilet, what do you say
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As long as you help clean afterwards.

Scotty_Trees, in What a difference it can make
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I know the Harlem Shake was a fad many would like to forget, but these stills were from the first video version of it that I saw and I thought it was pretty cool the Norwegian Army had a pretty sweet sense of humor about it.

For nostalgia, here’s the video if anyone wants to take a travel back in time! - www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hpEnLtqUDg

where_am_i,

Harlem Shake was the coolest hype in existence.

Sylvartas, (edited )

It quickly became this iirc. But yeah there were a decent amount of funny ones before that phase

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6184ae84-f8db-4143-81e9-284d8c8e621b.jpeg

The_Worst,

One of the comments on the video is on point. I miss that era of the internet. It seemed so much more innocent, peaceful and heartwarming than it is now. 😞

Slovene,

This was the only good one: www.dailymotion.com/video/x4zecxd

Dozzi92,
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It was a crazy time. I was pretty big into EDM, and so when I was in the field with the Marines and my company decides they’re going to do a Harlem Shake video with 150 dudes, needless to say it felt a little surreal. It was rare we got to act like goofballs, but for like one minute on the shores of Morocco we got to be absolute morons. And then we didn’t.

Rubanski,

Interesting enough, the Harlem shake was actually invented by no other than filthy frank himself. Here’s the first Harlem shake video

cirdanlunae, in frosted glass

Frost Guards for the win!

Smokeydope, in No water for like 3 days to get that look
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abandon all hope ye who enter this comment section

Kalkaline, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

You don’t have to live up to Hollywood standards, you just have to stop holding everyone else up to Hollywood standards. Just look at day time talk shows, those people have no problem finding a partner, and the only reason they end up on those shows is because they have no sense of shame.

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