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Empricorn, in Motivation that all need

But… it does rhyme.

borf,

RhyMw and sigN are half rhymes

betterdeadthanreddit,

Symptom and symbol are half non-rhymes.

BoxerDevil, in Motivation that all need

Starts walking. I’ll call that bluff

tdawg, in game face

I lost the game

tdawg, in Welp...

Honestly everything pre-covid feels like a different lifetime. Like the universe asked us to insert disk 2 or something

FlordaMan, in Breaking News

Boss music starts playing

TheOneWithTheHair, in Breaking News
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Russian Mother, “Oh Sergei. You’ve got a letter. It looks important!”

Sanctus, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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Has anyone ever tried gathering them all in one place?

gnate,

Foolish mortals, always trying to prove their mortality.

Agent641,

The first rule of reuniting mysterious ancient artefacts is do not reunite the mysterious ancient artefacts!

CaptPretentious,

How else am I supposed to summon the eternal dragon to grant my wish!

thehatfox, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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My theory is that they had no practical purpose, they were just a trendy knickknack that eventually fell out of fashion. A Roman equivalent of a fidget spinner or something.

In a few thousand years whatever has become of humanity will be digging up fidget spinners and wondering about them in the same way we do with dodecahedrons. It’s not as if anyone will have been preserving fidget spinner media for millennia to explain them.

pearsaltchocolatebar, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I like how archeologists never come to the conclusion that something could just be an art trend.

Everything has to have a useful purpose even though we all own stuff with no actual purpose.

ArmoredThirteen,

The wiki on this specific object briefly mentions it may have been for decoration

Darthjaffacake, (edited )

Yeah it’s funny that’s never the conclusion but logically it makes sense to not dismiss something as unknown until we’re sure it wasn’t used for anything else. Still can’t wait for future civilizations to be very confused when they see my collection of funny looking coins.

Barbarian,
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The default bucket that archeologists throw stuff into if they really don’t know is “religious object”.

Kusimulkku,

It’s obviously a symbol of power!

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

Oftentimes, that’s a sort of inside joke. If it’s even remotely probe-shaped, they assume it was used for sex. But since that doesn’t look nice on academic papers, they’ll use “ritual” as a euphemism.

Seriously, archeologists find a lot of ancient dildos.

someguy3, (edited )

Maybe 50 years ago. Don’t think there’s as much holdup now.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Gotta disagree, I bet they’re still finding great-great-great-[…]-grandmother’s dildos (or -grandfather’s, who knows?) and they hold up just fine, all things considered.

tdawg,

How dare you assert my wall of funkopops has no purpose!

Laticauda, (edited )

They do come to that conclusion all the time, but in some cases it’s impossible to know for sure. If they don’t know for sure then they’re not going to say it’s definitely for decoration only, but they’ll list it as an option, which they have done for this object.

MrsDoyle, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I’m thinking coin sorter. You start by sorting the smallest coins through the littlest holes, and work your way up.

I’m a knitter, and making gloves with it just doesn’t compute for me. It’s too clumsy, with too many extra steps. They’d be making gloves from fabric or leather.

NaibofTabr,

I like this idea because it fits with finding them in coin hoards and it seems practical - a simpler way for a merchant to check the value of coins without a scale and set of precision weights.

But this one presents a problem: https://www.historyen.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Ekran-Alintisi.jpg

vaultdweller013,

Ya know my dumbass mixed up coin sorter and coin holder. But that does present another idea, do you think you could slot a coin in between the little nubs? Basically an antiquaties version of those belt coin holders?

_Mantissa,

I don’t think so? If the diameter of the coin is wider than the gap between two nubs then you couldn’t fit it in. If it’s thinner than the gap, the coin wouldn’t stay in once it was between all three. That might make for a good puzzle idea but it would need some trick to work, like a detachable knob

Sagifurius,

Not really, look up nalbinding. That old way of knitting used one thumb and a needle instead of two needles. all those knobs could have been used in place of your left thumb.

BottleOfAlkahest,

Doesn’t that one also present a problem for the popular knitting theory? Aren’t the holes supposed to show the finger size or something? (I’m not positive, as a knitter this seems really unusual for knitting).

andrew_bidlaw, in Breaking News
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That would make it.

Asafum, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

YouTube: ALIeNs ToLd RoMaNs AbOuT ViRuSeS!!

OhStopYellingAtMe, in Breaking News
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This right after the article about the one Putin staffer who criticized Russia’s attack on the Ukraine.

awwwyissss,

The Russia is attacking the Ukraine. But fortunately countries like the France and the Poland are helping them defend themselves… the

Maalus,

There is no “the Ukraine”, it’s just Ukraine. Adding “the” implies it’s a territory of some other country (i.e. Russia), which it is not.

ramble81, in Is there light at the end if the tunnel?

“When the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train coming your way.”

OpenStars,
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That’s what I expected, but this pic was somehow even better! :-P

WarmSoda,

What the heck is this from? I want to say Metallica, but there’s no way in hell Hetfield can write that good.

TSG_Asmodeus,

Don’t worry, he adds “aaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy, yeeeaaah ahhh!” at the end.

WarmSoda,

“errRAH!”

RQG,
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No Leaf Clover. And I think Metallica occasionally had some damn good lyrics.

jawa21,

Honestly, Master of Puppets has damn good lyrics. Any addict can relate to them on a very real level.

WarmSoda,

Thank you, yup I remember it now.

Huschke, (edited ) in Welp...

I think we should just reset the year counter after covid.

This year would be 4 A.C.

A 30-year-old’s birthday would be 26 B.C.

recapitated,

And we should have the new year start sometime in the middle November, but leave the calendar days as they are.

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