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Thcdenton, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

That’s SCP-184 and you don’t wanna know what it does.

AeonFelis,

Sounds useful, actually. As long as you remove it in time.

Thcdenton,

It’s already too late

Justas, in I think we've been had
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USA should have switched to metric just because they are pals with France.

kenoh, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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Until I looked at the comments here I thought this was the little box thingy that Shadowheart had in BG3.

CADmonkey,

I wonder how hard it would be to make a mod that changes the model?

TheSlad, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

Archeologists when we’re ancient:

“Wtf is these?”

“I dunno but I bet my mum could knit a glove with it”

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/bc490819-cabd-4102-ae17-e1498357d24b.jpeg

xia,

AMAZING! You have uncovered the missing thing that goes INSIDE the dodecahedrons!

TheSlad,

Btw my favorite theory is that they are some kind of dice for a game. The little nubbins on the corners would help them bounce around better.

BottleOfAlkahest, (edited )

I always assumed they were for a game. Why have a different face on most of the sides if they werent some sort of dice like game piece?

Honestly though I’m glad archeologists went with “mittens” rather than their old standby “human sacrificing sex cult worship”.

Edit: fuck spelling is hard

vaultdweller013,

Hey now, archeologists know their sex cult stuff hence “fertility object”. The we dont know is usually labelled as ritual object and left at that.

mojofrododojo,

the holes seem too small for, er, fertility…

vaultdweller013,

Every hole is a goal.

BabyVi,

Children’s caltrop set.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

It’ll take them a single step on them to understand these were used in wars. That they are no longer used because they were probably banned for human rights violations.

Crack0n7uesday,

They were replaced by the ones that blow up instead. Less pain but more instant death.

Zoboomafoo, (edited )

You jest, but people actually did (and do!) use them in wars:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caltrop

platypus_plumba, (edited )

I knew this didn’t seem right for a kids’ toy. Why would anyone want to inflict so much pain to innocent children?

braxy29,

thanks for the link, surprisingly interesting read.

hungryphrog,

Rule number 1 of archaeology: if you don’t know what it is, then it’s religious.

recapitated,

Foot massagers

tpihkal, in I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source

I don’t see non-cooking non-stick spray which leaves me in a predicament.

renzev, (edited )

I thought about adding a new branch for this, but honestly having more than one “non” is kind of boring. Like, non-stick non-spray cooking: pretty much most kinds of cooking. Non-cooking non-spray stick: any random stick you found on the ground. non-cooking non-stick spray being wd40 is the only kind of funny one of the three imo

spicytuna62,
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What about non-stick non-cooking non-spray? What am I supposed to do now? Nothing?

Nomecks,

Whip out Graphviz and add it!

renzev, (edited )

stick cooking spray: some kind of heat resistant food-grade spray-on adhesive?

fallingcats,

WD 40

MacNCheezus,
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Not sure why you got downvoted, that’s indeed the correct answer.

RIP_Cheems, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
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Alright, hear me out…lamp.

AeonFelis,

Guys, I found the moth!

RedIce25, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I don’t care for the RGB in itself I like the backlight so it’s easier to see the keys in the dark

Chriswild,

I’ve tilted my screen down to try to illuminate the keyboard too many times

kirkmulderch,

DJs, Astronomers, lightning technicians at venues, dark scientists etc, so many people require a backlit keyboard for hobby or work

SacralPlexus,

Radiologist checking in.

trivial_wannabe, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

Why would I need letters at all?

keyboard without letters or numbers on its keycaps

dankm,

Another Infinity Ergodox run needs to happen.

trivial_wannabe,

YES. I would order ~3 more just for redundancy. If this one breaks, I dont know what I’m going to do.

dankm,

I’d almost have to one-off a few custom pcbs and laser cut everything myself.

gex, in I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source

Flamethrowers can be sticky too

ComradePorkRoll, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I like the idea that it was a blacksmith “benchy.” Archeologists might do the same with the one 3D printing hobbyists make.

IHasAHat,

Archeologists in the future: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY LITTLE BOATS?!

Droechai,

They are for ritualistic and ceremonial purposes

captain_aggravated,
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1, I don’t expect most benchys to last longer than people who know what they’re for; I imagine the plastic will crumble to microdust before then, but 2. benchys look like little toy tugboats. Society being so destroyed we can’t recognize a toy boat while benchys are still around…I’ll believe that the last human to hold a benchy in their hands will say “Oh, a weird little toy boat” but not “no one on earth knows what this is or has the start of the beginning of the foggiest clue what it was for.”

dejected_warp_core, (edited )

Honestly, that’s a pretty good take. Considering that welding/brazing would be incredibly hard (or impossible) with the tools available in antiquity, we’re left with casting that beast in one shot. The thin walls and nubblins on all sides that need to permit molten bronze to fill, makes for a difficult to construct and pour mold. Heck, just constructing the master from clay or wood is non-trivial, and then there’s the finish work on the rough casting.

So yeah, a practically useless paperweight that demonstrates how amazing your brozneworks is? Totally plausible.

Edit: Upon closer inspection, it might have been mostly turned on a lathe out of a chunk of cast bronze, with a ton of manual finish work. So, still very hard. The nubblins don’t 100% interfere with the faces if you can get your tool in behind them, cutting from the axis of rotation, outward. Each face on the duodecahedron has an opposing face, making turning between centers easy. The nublins are also all opposed from each other, on the same axis, which would make those possible to also form on a lathe. It’s the hollow inside that would require turning to remove bulk mateiral, then a pile of manual finishing work.

TranscendentalEmpire,

So yeah, a practically useless paperweight that demonstrates how amazing your brozneworks is? Totally plausible.

It could be the equivalent to a master’s project for an apprentice. I build and fit custom orthosis and prosthetics, at the end of the fabrication portion of school they had us build a brace that’s not really ever prescribed anymore.

However, that particular brace requires all the fabrication skills required to practice in the field. Having one of these sitting on your table is instant proof that you can finish a complicated project.

It would also serve as an easy metric when traveling to places with non standardized measurement systems. Instead of transcribing what 1/32 of a cubic is, the customer could just point to a different sized hole.

dejected_warp_core,

I was wondering this too. I was reminded of the torture tests that stonemasons go through, starting with “cut a perfect cube, then cut it into a perfect sphere”, and culminating with something ornate like a gargoyle.

Lizardking27, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

OP is the guy on the left but thinks they’re the guy on the right.

TWeaK, in PSA for the winter.

Riker took too long to crush her.

SkybreakerEngineer,

And Crusher is a little too interested

justawittyusername, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I just wish they wrote the function key text in a bright colour so I can see it in low light…

taiyang, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I don’t need LED keyboards, but with open source software I can get that shit synced up with so many other pretty things like my computer LEDs, headset, speakers, aquarium, toaster oven, zen garden, and maybe even my mouse.

A little bit of an exaggeration, but younger me would totally rock a neon punk look if I had the budget for fashion, which I still don’t have.

Nomecks, in I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source

Github?

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