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Stamets, in Gotta keep everyone updated
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I feel attacked

byroon,

That’s my battle

Kiernian,

You’re not being loud. I’m completely in the dark. Likely so are others. I even looked at your mastodon in the hopes I could figure it out. Know that people care and hope the best for you. Rest up, do whatever you need to in order to feel better, and know that your return will be a welcome one.

justcallmelarry, in Have you ever seen them live?

That looks familiar, is it down in Louisiana, just about a mile from Texarkana?

Downcount, in History Channel

Our “history channels” are full of documentaries about that one small man with the very silly moustache and his friends.

prettybunnys,

Man the days of the history channel being the “how hitler lost” channel (plus a little bit of modern marvels) was the shit.

THE_ANON, in Gottem

Major L dude

FlashZordon, in Gottem
@FlashZordon@lemmy.world avatar

Going to turn on Auto reply in my wife’s car so I can do exactly this to her.

Manifish_Destiny, in Too soon?
BaskinRobbins, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

This is how I felt until I played Valheim and BG3. I think my preferred genres have just shifted. I need something I can relax and play at my own pace. I use to only play competitive shooters, where I needed to be “on” the whole game. Now I can only play a shooter for about an hour before my mind starts to drift and I lose interest.

poplargrove, in Too soon?
Thcdenton, in Too soon?

Wasn’t harambe shot by his keeper? I think I remember them being devasted that he had to shoot.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Okay let’s find the guy who decided he had to be put down then.

Thcdenton, in About to get drafted

Damn my grandparents didn’t live to see smartphones. I’ve never thought about that.

Sanctus, in Gotta keep everyone updated
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They all try to say complaining doesn’t help, but letting out one of those frustrated sigh-grunts always fucken slaps.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Yes… I must expell the frustration

Octavio, in About to get drafted

As frustrating as it can be, some day you’re going to miss getting those phone calls. 😢

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in Let do this

Great! Literally had a todo in my weekly checklist to make this if no one else did. I’ll see you there

DataDisrupter, in It's too damn cold!
lugal, in Gottem

Is auto reply a thing? Do people expect immediate answers?

GBU_28,

It’s feature in things like Android auto to avoid texting and driving

bdonvr,

Yes, if you set it up to be.

rimjob_rainer,

Meanwhile my contacts are waiting 12h on average for an answer from me. Just keep the expectations low and nobody will expect immediate answers.

DillyDaily,

Litteraly everyone I know will call me for questions that could easily be a text because they know that on average it takes me 2 days to reply - and that’s if I reply at all!

My phone calls are all 5 seconds or less “hey Dilly, are you free Saturday for lunch at ours?” “yeah sounds good” “okay bye”

Saturday is 5 days away, could that have been a text? Yes. But I probably would have only seen it on Sunday if they’d texted me.

LwL,

If people did this I’d just go back to muting calls too, at least from those not respecting it… I’ve clearly established to use calls only if it’s important, and if I miss it I will call back asap. Honestly I think the only way you can get them to stop is by ignoring them.

DillyDaily,

Oh, I think I miscommunicated. I like receiving calls. If someone wants to ask me a question and talk to me, they can physically talk to me, instead of texting me and demanding the same level of attention from a text as they would expect from a real time conversation.

If they call and I don’t answer they know I’m busy and to try again later. If I call and do answer, it’s easy to say “hey, I gotta make this quick” or “I’m not doing anything, let’s have a chat” which is harder to do via text. It makes it easier to lay out the expectation for the interaction. If someone is texting me thinking we’re going to be having a long text based chat like we’re both sitting down in a live chat forum for the evening, but I’m busy and only occasionally looking at my phone because I don’t treat text like it’s AOL/MSN/IM, we’re going to have a bad time. But if they call me, then it’s just easier.

brbposting,

I heard ya. Feel bad about my text SLA, but answer calls on the first ring.

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, my phone is muted. If people call me I’ll probably only see the missed call notification

Steve,

Fuck yes

AeonFelis,

[Auto-Reply] I’m jerking off right now. I’ll reply to your comment later.

abaddon,

Do you really need auto-reply if it’s only going to be 30 seconds?

Slovene, (edited )

30 seconds yes, but it takes at least 30 minutes to find the right vid.

abaddon,

So many open tabs, I know your pain.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And another 30 to stop crying.

mmagod,

this would be a really mean prank

pearsaltchocolatebar,

Yes, and yes. Some people treat texts like instant messaging.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

That’s annoying. Sometimes I miss days of landlines.

devfuuu,

And landmines.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Landmines, unlike landlines, are still around.

The latest estimates show that in 2021, more than 5,500 people were killed or maimed by landmines, most of them were civilians, half of whom were children. More than two decades after the adoption of the Mine Ban Treaty, about sixty million people in nearly 70 countries and territories still live with the risk of landmines on a daily basis.

news.un.org/en/story/2023/04/1135252

brbposting,
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