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msgraves, in Too soon?

why not be a based blue robot powered by blood who runs through the nine layers of instead?

ZeDoTelhado, in About to get drafted

For me was not grand parents but my dad was referring me ALL the time to other people that went to his workshop that I “know about computers” (almost is some sort of arcane knowledge). I remember once somebody approached me with the typical question:

  • Are you the one that “knows about computers”?
  • (cringing inside already) yes that’s me
  • You know, I have this fridge that won’t cool…

I just left even before he finished the sentence. My dad later that day asked me why I was rude to someone (I know it was this guy). I just told him “imagine you know about cars and somebody asks you fix their fridge”. Didn’t even need to say more.

So for some people in my place, " knowing about computers " means arcane knowledge with nearly everything with a digital screen on it.

Flax_vert,

Are you the one who can tell me how to exit Vim?

Edgarallenpwn,
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

Turn the computer off and on

Flax_vert,

Instructions unclear, it’s strapped to Elon’s spaceship. How do I get it off?

oji, in Too soon?

Men in their afterlife are jumping onto the Doom guy

Sylvartas,

I’ll be the doot revenant just out of frame

SnipingNinja, in About to get drafted
Floodedwomb, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

The most realistic part is that you can’t afford name brand chips as an adult.

FlyingSquid, in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
PopcornPrincess, (edited )

You are a Lemmy god. *reverently bows and offers beans and stroganoff

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hooray, stroganoff!

HonorIsDead, in Let do this

Me with my cat

hungryphrog, in Too soon?

just let this stupid meme template die already

morrowind,
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Mfs going to hell to find that guy when they realize they’re now in hell for eternity

MBM,

I hate the word normie, but even “normies vs me” would be so much better

Kiosade,

What word would you prefer? To me, neurotypical just sounds a bit too scientific to use in casual conversation/memes.

troglodytis, in Let do this

Draw a picture, it’ll last longer

EnderMB, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

Trying to learn how to play a Final Fantasy game in your late thirties is like trying to learn brain surgery on a worm. I don’t know how I had the patience for any of that shit back in the day.

ILikeBoobies,

Children/teens produce more dopamine than adults

name_NULL111653, in It's too damn cold!

Or, hear me out: take a cold shower for a minute, then turn it slightly warm. It will be painful. Repeat every day. Go outside with one less layer than normal, shiver for 5 minutes. Do this literally every day. Pretty soon, cold adaptation. The human body is nice like that, and your vascular system will thank you. Unless you have a really bad heart condition that wouldn’t allow cardio obviously because your heart rate will go up.

korny, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

I feel this way pretty often, but then I open Factorio again and the night turns to day quickly.

joyjoy, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

Also me: will watch an 8 hour stream on twitch

Cowbee, (edited ) in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

The steam deck is nice for this. It’s am absolute slayer of backlogs.

UID_Zero,
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I just got a Steam Deck, and I bought Baldur’s Gate 3. Pretty sure I’ll finish it on my deathbed. It feels like the hour here or there that I manage to play is not getting me anywhere fast.

Cowbee,

I find the Steam Deck is fantastic for people who have a lot of tiny moments with not much else going on, and for those who travel.

Blackmist, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

I think that’s the fault of games rather than me.

A lot of games are the same generic open world bollocks and it’s honestly just exhausting.

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