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epyon22, in This is for (almost) all of you

No

EternalNicodemus,
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Watch yo tone mf

XbSuper, in I'm pulling for ya!

Fuck frogs

FartsWithAnAccent, in This is for (almost) all of you
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Always had one

EternalNicodemus,
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“(Almost)”

FartsWithAnAccent,
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I am special!

ShitOnABrick,
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Dear God with that profile picture you are special. Did the midwife drop you on the head as a newborn

FartsWithAnAccent, (edited )
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No, I exploded out like an alien chest-burster from Alien, but then I did a song and dance like from Space Balls.

ShitOnABrick,
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No god no OH DEAR GOD WHY OH GOD NO

sinokon, in This is for (almost) all of you

Don’t forget the banner as well (:

EternalNicodemus,
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True true, Lemmy should make profile pics more visible ngl

Tumnus,

No, that’s dumb. This post is dumb.

Transcriptionist, in They're not equivalent

Image Transcription:

Black text on a white background reading:

"My phone: Changes :) to 🙂

“Me:”

Below the text is a screengrab from the movie Pulp Fiction showing Jules Winnfield looking off to the right and saying “I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing”.

[I am a human, if I’ve made a mistake please let me know. Please consider providing alt-text for ease of use. Thank you. 💜 We have a community! If you wish for us to transcribe something, want to help improve ease of use here on Lemmy, or just want to hang out with us, join us at !lemmy_scribes!]

S491, in Hey Buddy

Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the leather club’s two blocks down.

Aggravationstation, in Compulsion

Everything in my house uses 24 hour time.

Except for my Cuisinart coffee maker.

Wouldn’t mind too much but the programme is set to 12:00pm by default and the clock to 12:00am. Caught me out the first few times I set it.

Surely it’s more likely someone is going to want coffee automatically brewed in the morning rather than the afternoon/ evening and that they’re setting it up in the afternoon/evening rather than the early hours of the morning?

ezures, in Hey Buddy

Hey buddy, still alive?

0000000nowhere,

I’m not your buddy, pal

IndiBrony,
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He’s not your pal, friend

hemmes,
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I’m not your friend, bro

IndiBrony,
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He’s not your bro, compadre

Crackhappy,
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I’m not your compadre, hombre

IndiBrony,
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Ixnay on the Hombre, Amigo

Hupf,

It’s me, Margaret.

ApeNo1, in Hey Buddy

Who would have thought that the intersection of Starting a fight, Petting a dog, and Consoling a child was Pauly Shore.

Aggravationstation, in Get em!

My local music shop used to have a sign that said “Stairways cool, no f**king Teen Spirit.”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Ha, very understandable

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Ha, very understandable

ratson, in It's just the most 100 recently saved songs. The fuck.

On the desktop spicetify solves this with the shuffle+ plugin. On mobile you can browse to a file in a playlist and start from there instead of shuffling the playlist. Turning off Automix also helps.

caesar_salad83, in They're not equivalent
friendlymessage,

I can’t read that sentence anymore without that music playing in my head

wewbull,

:)

getoffthedrugsdude, in Get em!
Snowcano,

I just popped into the comments to make sure this had been posted. Good work, carry on.

Rhoeri, in Two Party System. Why.
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BoTh siDeS tHo….

clearedtoland, in Get em!

It’s Sweet Child O’ Mine ‘round these parts…

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