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zik, in Doesn't help that I had bedbugs once years ago

I’d far prefer the huntsman to bedbugs. Huntsmans are pretty chill and eat bugs for you.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in Could wake the fucking dead

the fucking dead

I don’t want this porn parody.

HurlingDurling,

Sounds kinky

Hadriscus,

Smells funky

Nurse_Robot,

Feels mushy

Destraight, in Aaaaaand it's over

I hold my phone however I want, and none of you will stop me except show silent disgust

Starkstruck, in Watch out, he's a pro.

How to win any debate, just yell “NUH UH!” to anything your opponent says.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Bonus for also plugging your ears and closing your eyes.

somePotato,

LALALALALALALALALALALAA I CAN’T HEAR YOU THEREFORE YOU CAN’T DISPROVE MY ARGUMENT LALALALALALAALALALALALA

Iron_Lynx, in Two Party System. Why.

Because:

A: the system is able to elect candidates who win despite only getting a minority of the vote. This problem becomes worse the more parties participate.

B: in order to maximise the chance of an acceptable compromise taking office, very fringe groups must vote for a very mainstream party. Usually that leaves only two parties that make sense.

C: as these parties become the political space, voting for a specific interest can erode support for the nearest main party, guaranteeing a victory for the other main party.

Bonus: D: growing comfortable with their voter base, it is in parties’ interest to grow more radical.

In fact, without McCarthy and the Red Scare, I would find it strange that the American political scene has developed a nationalist “Republican” party and a moderately conservative “Democrat” party. Many more sane parliaments and governments develop their left to be a socialist or labour party.

KaiReeve,

So our choices in America are between conservative and slightly-less-conservative? So there’s a growing demand for a socialist party that doesn’t exist, but if it did exist it would lead to the domination of conservatives in politics?

Sounds like ranked choice voting would really help out with a lot of the issues that you presented. It’s too bad that the people who make our laws were voted in using the old system and changing that system in any way is a conflict of interest for them.

I guess things will only ever change if we force the issue.

Iron_Lynx,

It’s one of the reasons why I think America is institutionally fucked & rotten, that it’ll take the better part of two centuries to fix it, and that if instead we want stuff to be fixed within a generation, we may need a violent uprising.

stevedidWHAT, in Malicious compliance
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh (I’m being a party pooper) I’ve never seen it referred to as anything other than press any key specifically for this reason haha.

Kiosade,

Yup, OP cheated to make a meme that shouldn’t have existed.

stevedidWHAT,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Straight to Azkaban

VikingHippie,

Guess you’ve never played the game I’m currently playing, then 🤷 https://lemmy.wtf/pictrs/image/f9e62359-92b0-4985-9f15-01698d233ec7.jpeg

stevedidWHAT,
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Is that pc or console - I ask because pcs have keyboards with keys and consoles have controllers with buttons

VikingHippie,

It’s PC using an Xbox controller, which is the best way of playing any game that lets you IMO.

But the game has no idea what kind of button I’m gonna push since the keyboard and mouse are connected too and I’ve yet to press any key or other button at this point 🤷

stevedidWHAT,
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

Technically both PC and console can tell what you have loaded/connected by the drivers in use (maybe other ways too) so it may switch if you unplug the Xbox controller but if it’s a game they expected to be primarily on console, or played with controller they’ll elect to use that verbiage.

But for pc games and stuff regularly played on keyboard, devs choose to use the press any key language (generally).

It might seem silly but UI Devs put a lot of time and effort into making things easy to understand and use and whatnot.

It’s just a meme tho nbd, just figured I’d bring up the convo piece anyway

canihasaccount, in Quick. Before the Americans wake up.

We’re awake. We struggle with insomnia.

Whisper06, in Bets on the next one?

Max go -> Max now -> Max Max -> ???

rob64,

Just X… Oh wait…

almizilero,

Mad Max, obviously.

Wirrvogel,

You made me laugh out loud. Thank you, needed that today!

ininewcrow, in Oops, spilled some tea
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Maeve,

That’s most of my neighbors.

snoopfrog, in There's no way of knowing for sure

Karenosaurus

sagrotan,
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Looks more like George, the resident homeless wino. Support your local George!

son_named_bort, in Dissociative Daze

Why am I booing me? I’m right.

grendel, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

What if I told you there’s a third way you can open this window?

XTornado,

Go on…

drathvedro,

You can turn the handle into horizontal position, open the window, then turn the handle all the way up , and it will fall a little forward, like both modes combined, and seemingly hanging on just the bottom hinge (it’s not, there’s just a retracting bar at the top hinge).

You can also usually lock the second mode mid-way by jamming the handle at 3/4 position.

RainyRat,

I’ve lived in a house with these windows for the last 15 years, and didn’t know this.

Ziglin,

I think you’re using them wrong.

ErrorCode, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

I really liked those windows when I was visiting Europe.

Officer_Pickles,

We have them in the UK as well. Makes a very useful fire escape.

FIST_FILLET, in It's just a coffee

twitter is the most embarrassing one on here by a thousand miles

marx2k, (edited )

Especially considering most Twitter bluechecks today are bot accounts doing chatgpt responses

moon, in Mommy's Choice

Off to the dumpster you go, lil bro

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