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umbrella, in Elderly Politicians
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tbh a lot of it is probably malice too

sbv, in I'll go for a morning run too.

also go to the gym

psycho_driver, in They're still good

Danger-cuddles

possiblylinux127, (edited ) in I remember

Life was different back then.

ColeSloth, in That rare 1/5

No need to push. You just have to relax and all the work gets done for you.

metaStatic, in Past my bedtime

/me already asleep at 8pm

21Cabbage, in I've made a terrible mistake

Was looking for a picture but I had a bolt for the valve cover on a pickup stretch to about an extra quarter inch while I was trying to get it to torque. One of those times where trusting my gut that things didn’t quite feel right saved my ass.

angrystego, in Pregnancy

What is the name of the book?

Creazle,
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The story of life by Chris (Simpsons artist)

Reddfugee42, in Health "care"

This meme only makes sense in third world poverty,. Ok, well that or the richest nation in the planet.

OrderedChaos, in Pregnancy

If the baby’s legs go through her legs shouldn’t the baby’s arms go through the arms? With all that practice following along with mom babies should be able to walk immediately after birth like the rest of the natural world.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Assuming babies are natural

stringere,

and real

Peter1986C, in Duh !
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

SCART

Something you USonians etc. may have had to go without lol.

vardogor,
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i can’t decide if i’m more jealous of SCART connectors or real healthcare

Peter1986C,
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😆

Throw_away_migrator, in Oh, you guys want my opinion? Well...

I feel seen and possibly attacked.

Alexstarfire, in I always expect the story to be resolved for some reason

Sometimes they came back with updates and the case did get solved.

ChillDude69, (edited ) in It's over

Real talk: retail workers constantly bitching about that song have ACTUALLY REDUCED my enthusiasm for improving their general plight.

I thought they were chronically underpaid, underinsured, overworked, subjected to abuse…but nah, it turns out that the worst thing they have to put up with is some fucking Christmas song playing a few more times than they’d like to hear it.

That’s y’all’s fucking Vietnam? Well, then, I guess capitalism doesn’t need to be fixed. False alarm. Go fuck yourselves.

EDIT: I’m fucking joking. No, y’all, people bitching about Mariah didn’t actually convince me that trickle-down economics is actually a good idea. Jesus.

name_NULL111653,

Chill dude…

Patches, (edited )

Chronically underpaid, underinsured, overworked, subjected to abuse…

They are all of these things but nobody cares, and the boss will fire you if you joke with customers about it.

Joking about Mariah Carey being shit ain’t getting anyone fired. Not even Mariah Carey’s assistant … Probably

ChillDude69, (edited )

That’s a fair point. I was 99.9 percent joking, anyway. People seem to be unfamiliar with dark humor, lately.

Patches, (edited )

I think it’s the fact that people will openly write the exact same words as you do, and they won’t be joking. It won’t be satire. And there is no way to tell the difference even if they did look at your username - it just means “Anonymous”

Edit: See Poes Law. Guess I’m not first person to think about it.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe,

2023 so rough and the headlines so wild I actually needed the /s

Stoneykins,

Real talk

I’m fucking joking

Lol

Veneroso, in How could the EU do this??

Hey look! It’s find out time! Can’t wait for 2024 in the US!

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