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Pencilnoob, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”
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ThePantser, in The joys of parenthood
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Your kid is Dr Phill?

li10,

Yours isn’t?

datelmd5sum, in This is great. You should try it.

I’ve grown to like a lot of tastes I’ve previously hated. Salted herring, olives, strong cheeses, whiskey… but moldy cheese is never going to happen. My body autonomously removes the piece of moldy food from my mouth and attempts to also empty my stomach just in case.

Chetzemoka,

You could actually have an allergy. I met one other person who had a mold allergy that was cross reactive with blue cheeses, and had a similar reaction to them

EatYouWell,

That definitely sounds like an allergic reaction to me.

psud,

And people are allergic to penicillin, which is that fungus, but super purified (as caffeine pills are to coffee, but more so)

db2, in Paint it black

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

TrickDacy,
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I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

Wooshock, in California in a nutshell

Learn to swim

…in meth.

FlickOfTheBean,

That blue color on the map? Believe it or not, liquid meth

gnomesaiyan, in Home wrecker
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Weird flex but okay.

FrostyTrichs,

It’s a giant rooster with a saddle on it.

SirStumps, in Sisyphean
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PatFussy, in “Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats

Just white people things. I cant imagine being within large wooden spoon distance trying some shit.

Xariphon,

Thankfully not all parents are physically abusive.

Mrduckrocks, in I've earned it

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

rockerface,
ohlaph,

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

Obi, (edited )
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But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.

Anticorp, in I've earned it

Who is that guy? He looks familiar.

cheeseburger,
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Actor Mads Mikkelsen, from Casino Royale, Rogue One, and more.

Anticorp,

Thanks!

Slovene,

He’s Hannibal the cannibal.

alquicksilver, in California in a nutshell
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MacNCheezus,
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Very subtle, but I think you turned SF and Oakland red?

Anticorp,

What was changed?

MacNCheezus,
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Zoom in on the Bay Area

Anticorp,

Dang. Is the bay area overrun with meth now? San Francisco used to be such an amazing city.

MacNCheezus,
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I think it’s heroin and crack moreso than meth but yeah, it’s not pretty

PersnickityPenguin,

Supposedly everything is now contaminated with fentanyl.

MacNCheezus,
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Also, everything in California causes cancer.

alquicksilver,
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Indeed. I moved away from the SF Bay Area, then came back after a decade and (parts of) SF/Oakland are, unfortunately, even more run down than I remember. There was always a large homeless population here but there seems to be way more aggressive folks out there now, high on something or other.

platypus_plumba, in Well thanks Dad

“So they used a picture of the Art’s Director unattractive son”

Thcdenton, in Well thanks Dad

Directors son, woof

Kolanaki, in California in a nutshell
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I live in the god damn meth section. The very heart of it! Methdesto! 😭

MacNCheezus,
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F

frozen, in Well thanks Dad
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When I was a kid, I would’ve thought it was hilarious to be mistaken for an ugly girl. Can’t speak for this kid, but it looks like he had fun with it.

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