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itscozydownhere, in Patience
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Absolutely this

possiblylinux127, in 👁️👁️

That’s such a strange photo. I think its because he has a weird shaped head.

Anticorp,

And because everyone else in the picture looks like they want to kill themselves.

Ludrol, in Patience
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I don’t like binge watching because it diminishes the fun out of it.

Pohl, in Everything is shit now

You could also do (lower prices) (better quality) and have consumers slapping the red button. People love that Walmart trash. Fill a whole house with garbage they don’t really need.

The prices they paid for that high quality stuff 50+yrs ago would make you gag. Of course grandmas iron still works she paid the equivalent of $150 for it.

MrJameGumb, in This is great. You should try it.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Blue cheese is delicious though! Especially with hot wings!

prunerye,

I like to add a tiny dab to ginger snap cookies.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

That sounds absurd but I kinda want to try it now lol

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

So you’re telling me for it to be edible it has to be on something that’s completely delicious on its own…

Also that’s still a hard pass. Even on the burger which is more of the same lol.

ChronosWing,

Nope, it’s perfectly delicious all by itself.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Nope. What I said was it’s especially delicious with hot wings.

I can’t speak for everyone, but it’s been my experience that people don’t tend to just hunker down and eat a block of cheese by itself. Most cheeses are meant to go with something else, unless you’re Charlie Kelly getting ready for a big date.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

I mean… tell that to every person who eats a pinch full of cheese any time they open a shredded bag…

Or fuck some up on a snack board. (I suppose that’s loosely with something else.)

But good cheese is definitely able to just be sliced and ate on the spot. Just make sure it’s off the block and BAM.

Blue cheese though? I’ll leave the stank foot blue waffle cheese to y’all.

Enk1,

Stuff raspberries with it. 🔥

IrateAnteater,

Or on a burger. Especially on a pepper crusted burger along with sauteed mushrooms.

CalamityBalls,
@CalamityBalls@kbin.social avatar

I've yet to find a burger that's better than just caramelised onions, blue cheese, and quality beef. I might add a leafy something out of arterial guilt, but I can't say it improves anything.

XbSuper,

Bacon, that burger needs bacon.

MrJameGumb,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Dang, now you’re making me hungry 🤤

Blaster_M, in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

GORILLA.BAS

troyunrau,
@troyunrau@lemmy.ca avatar

Between it and snakes, I wasted several hours of my childhood.

Hyperreality, in I feel like his character's catchphrase would be irritating

I'll be honest. Kanye's sense of fashion is probably not top of my list of things I dislike about Kanye.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

To me it just shows his mental decline.

Guys trying everything he can to make the “rich homeless dude” look work

spamfajitas,

I mean, come on. Everyone knows Mugatu did it best with his Derelicte line.

Delphia, (edited )

I’ve never even heard of it. Me and my friends have been too busy bathing off the southern coast of St Barts with spider monkeys for the last 2 weeks. Tripping on acid changed our whole perspective on shit.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

David Blaine broke him unfortunately

wildginger,

Lets not pretend that stupid ugly rich fashion was invented by kanye

AlphaOmega,

Wait… these are real? Like Kanye is trying to sell monstrosities? Idiocracy 2 has found their new shoes.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Plus your enemy knows what's coming

name your attack {{{{ so the enemy doesn’t know whats coming

programmer_belch, in The rage is real
@programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Just use linux with only a root account, surely nothing bad will happen

TunaCowboy,

sudo chown -R me:me / && chmod -R 0777 /

rbos,
@rbos@lemmy.ca avatar

That might do a number on /dev.

Kbin_space_program, in What did Canada do?

Canada's Hundred Days. Aka the last 100 days of WW1.

Functionally, Canada won WW1 for the allies.

Being under 10% of the WW1 force, in that period they tackled defences everyone else thought impregnable and shattered them, like the Hindenburg Line, and in the process paved the way for the allied advance. They also took out a quarter of the German forces in that time.

While they did arguably use proto-blitzkrieg tactics of using lots of machine guns, and then also using vehicles to move troops even quicker while using said machine guns, one of the biggest factors was a prodigious use of chemical weapons.

To the point that in the interwar period, Canada had the largest capacity and stores of chemical weapons. During WW2, said stockpile is one of the reasons Hitler refused to use chemical weapons on the allies.

Edit: And a lot of the rules on fair treatment of POWs and rules on capturing surrendered soldiers also stems of Canadian soldiers behaviours during WW1.

wombatula,

Also don’t forget the good old Shotgun / Trenchgun, which was seen as an unfair weapon in trench warfare as there was no answer to it in close range and tight corridors.

Germany literally banned the use of them, Germany.

Kecessa,

To be fair, French Canadians were overrepresented and didn’t want to be there so they figured if they were super good at it they could go back home ASAP.

Narrrz,

so the French are cowards, Canadians are teddy bears, but somehow when you combine the two they not only cancel our but hyperamplify the opposite?

rovingnothing29,
@rovingnothing29@kbin.social avatar

Hydrogen and Oxygen are extremely flammable. When combined they make water.

merc,

Oxygen isn’t flammable, Oxygen is what reacts with the things that are flammable.

Schadrach,

If I remember my chemistry right, chlorine trifluoride would like to have a chat with you. It’s such a powerful oxidizer that when burned with oxygen, the oxygen is actually the fuel rather than the oxidizer.

But then this is the stuff that the Nazis decided was too dangerous to use as rocket propellant, then decided it was too dangerous to use as a chemical weapon.

merc,

I don’t want to chat with Chlorine Trifluoride, it’s nasty.

But yeah, there are some obscure situations where oxygen isn’t the oxidizing agent, but the name “oxidizer” gives a clue how rare that is. In most normal situations, oxygen is the oxidizer and the thing it reacts with is the fuel. Partially that’s due to Oxygen being a good electron acceptor, but mostly it’s because there’s a lot of oxygen in the planet, and anywhere you can have humans you pretty much need to have oxygen.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

The French will riot for weeks if you raise their retirement age. Americans will just complain online if you take away their human rights.

The French are not the cowards.

trafficnab,

The French shut the entire country down when the government tried to raise the diesel tax by 10 cents, don’t fuck with French labor

Narrrz,

good point 🤔

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

In our defense we were jonesing for maple syrup.

mriormro, in Needs to be comfy and odor/stain resistant
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

How many lounges are open near you on Christmas week that you can make a choice of which one to go to and stay in?

I’ve only thought in my wildest dreams that someone could be so blessed.

dditty, in I've earned it

The ultimate mad lad

pancakes,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Mads lad

ThomasLongBottom, in 👁️👁️

What a weird picture. What were they even trying to convey with it?

GBU_28, (edited )

They clicked the photo an instant before zuck telepathically commanded them all to smile

JohnWorks, (edited )

I think in the original pic they were all smiling. Someone edited it for no smiles lmao.

Tylerdurdon,

Zucker-bot had ordered them to pose for digital facsimile. One does not question the Zucker-bot.

Underwaterbob, in Time is cruel

1999 was 24 years ago. 24 years before 1999 was 1975, when Wish You Were Here, Physical Graffiti, and Toys in the Attic all came out. Those were definitely classic rock then.

friendlyhobo,

Classic, sure. But not oldies, which were generally 50s-60s, 35 years before 1999.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

About a quarter century ago

rambaroo,

Fuck

Blue_Morpho, (edited )

But here’s the gut punch. If you were listening to Physical Graffiti in 1975, 24 years earlier was 1951.

That was the end of big band music. You know, oldies.

Decoy321, in Time is cruel

“All the Small Things” came out 24 years ago, in 1999. Meaning it came out last millennium!

I remember getting this CD at a virgin records store. We’re getting old, you fuckin whippersnappers.

Squirrel,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

The album with the song talking about being 23… is now 24 years old. Ouch.

funkless_eck,

in the 1900s?!?! 🤯

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Welp, I knew it would happen sometime. I’m outta here before I miss the 4:30 auto-gyro.

Pregnenolone,

Saying that All the Small Things came out in the late 1900s gives this a different feel

TeenieBopper,

I was talking to someone (younger, obviously) and they used the phrase “in the late 1900s” completely unironically. It stopped me dead in my tracks and took my brain about 5 seconds to compute. By the time I was able to speak again, the only thing I could say was “you need to shut the fuck up and leave right now.”

As an elder millennial (84, fuckers) I’m really struggling with entering middle age. But I guess I just approach it the same way my generation has approached everything else, with a weird mix of existential dread and wry humor (hat tip to Gen X for starting that, though).

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I really hate saying “turn of the century” and having to specify which century.

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