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AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.

Friendly reminder:

Unless you grow and/or slaughter ALL your own food, you have eaten and will continue to eat both the intentional and unintentional shit, piss, spit, and cum of food processors, transporters, and preparers your entire life.

I know that freaks a lot of people out, personally it just reminds me that the idea of being clean in this world has always been a illusion and that there’s no point obsessing over something out of my control.

If we wanted that to happen significantly less, we could compensate and respect said workers commensurate with their vital role to society, fulfilling a universal basic human need, instead of treating them like shit, paying them shit, and calling food preparation/processing/serving “unskilled,” but we won’t, so enjoy!

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

Oh, you are giving a lot more credit to homemade food than it deserves. Or you're surprisingly alright with eating your own of all of the above.

AllonzeeLV,

Aren’t we all continuously eating our own spit?

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

You left all the interesting ones out of that, though.

Lemjukes,

If you jerk off in a hot enough shower the cum scrambles just like eggs.

ininewcrow, in Needs to be comfy and odor/stain resistant
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Is nothing an option?

Yes nothing is an option.

I choose nothing

grasshopper_mouse, in Weapons of Gas Production
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We had access to a BK at one of the FOBs I frequented in Iraq and although I’ve never been a huge fast food fan, that stuff was so good. It’s a huge morale booster. I’m sure that sounds simplistic as fuck, but you really come to appreciate the little things when you’re deployed.

MentalEdge,
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During my conscription (finnish military), there was a kiosk sized civilian-staffed kitchen at the corner of the small recreational building of the base, where you could buy junk food during off-hours.

God, fried chicken tenders with some crappy fries have never tasted so good…

CarbonIceDragon,
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Reminds me of that story of the US navy in WW2 having a ship dedicated to producing icecream for morale purposes.

Darkassassin07,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

I hope it patrolled the seas blaring that classic icecream truck music…

tryitout,

It’s too bad they cut that scene from The Hunt for Red October.

trk,
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grue,

Not sure “What Child is This” is the usual ice cream truck song, but it’s the Christmas season so I’ll let it slide.

grue,

Came looking for the ice cream story and was not disappointed.

tacosplease,

Makes a lot of sense to me. Full disclosure I like Burger King.

For real though especially if you’re somewhere cold - a warm burger that tastes like home could be a huge help.

Delphia,

Its highly memeable but this is the true answer.

The Psychological benefits of even a very short mental vacation from being deployed are hard to quantify but very real on top of the morale boost.

I knew a guy who served in Afghanistan and he said after a particularly long and brutal time in the field an ice cold can of coke made him cry.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

My favourite was always the visits from the ether bunny.

InEnduringGrowStrong,
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I’m not a big fan of BK, but I imagine going to the BK joint would be a semblance of normalcy.

teft,
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Everyone is a fan of BK when all you’ve had for weeks on end is MREs and field rations. I ate like 15 burgers the first time we had BK in iraq.

cm0002,

I miss the Cheese and Bacon spread…and the Cheese & Jalapenos spread

Got_Bent, (edited )

I lived in Korea at a time when there were scant few western food options outside of Seoul.

So a Burger King came to town, and we were taking expensive taxis across town to get our hands on a damn hamburger that was roughly twice as expensive as it would be in the states. We went daily, sometimes twice for the first couple weeks.

I was not in the military and was living a good life, but sometimes eating soup and rice at every meal can wear on your soul to the point where you’d murder a hooker turned good on the street in broad daylight for so much as a frozen gas station burrito.

Don’t even get me started on how excited I was to once find a six pack of Dr. Pepper on the black market.

It doesn’t surprise me at all that they’d bring burgers to a war zone.

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

Same. I’ve never been a Burger King fan, but dear Lord, that first whopper after months of eating nothing but MRE’s tasted better to me in that moment than any steak I’ve ever eaten, and that feeling of a full belly after actually enjoying a meal did wonders for my morale.

Rayspekt, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

Those wide cut, high waist trousers look dope. Somehow you don't find theses cuts for men at all. I imagine those those comfy as fuck if you happen to have stronger thighs.

nyctre, in This is great. You should try it.

I assume you also find disgusting alcohol and all the other products obtained through fermentation? Or is stuff eaten by bacteria somehow better than fungi?

FishFace,

Alcohol is made by fungi, as is bread, and mushrooms are literal fungi.

squiblet,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Blue cheese culture is literal fungi as well.

FishFace,

Yes, that’s why I mentioned mushrooms.

tiny_electron, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

For a long time, and still now, left is met with criticism. People just like to control other people’s lives strangely

hitmyspot, in Patience

And after waiting for weeks, binging the first few, then not watching the end for several more weeks!

nodsocket, in 👁️👁️

I lift rocks all the time and a bug has never looked at me like that.

VizualWarrior,

Consider yourself lucky.

Rolando,

Give the bugs all your personal information. Then they’ll look at you like that.

bobs_monkey,

These aren’t normal lizards

ytg, in friendly PSA: not all jews are white

…while some other people get it wrong in exactly the opposite way (you know, the Khazar nonsense)

RubberElectrons, in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.
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I remember finding this game in black and white on a 386 “laptop” that ran windows 3.1, bought for $5 at a thrift shop on a curious whim, back in 2006. Thing was more of a lugtop, easily 15lbs.

Not sure how but I accidentally found myself in this game.

ChillDude69,

I’m not sure what the most original version was, but the one the screenshot is from is called Gorillas, and it was included with Mircosoft Qbasic, on DOS. It was intended as an example program, to show what QBasic could do. I modded the crap out of it, to make the explosions bigger and weird colors, etc. Changed the gorillas to be all mutated and fucked up, etc. Good times.

aaaa,

I learned that if you made a building or the sun the same color as the gorillas, then hitting it killed the gorilla.

Seemed like such an odd way to detect hits to me.

teft, in This is great. You should try it.
@teft@startrek.website avatar

I love it so much.

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

It's amazing, but I never peer pressure anybody to try it.

Because it's great when there's a cheese board and you get to hoard the blue cheese because people are "ew, gross, mold".

TammyTobacco, in What a silly thought, am I right?

This post is so lame I blocked the instance.

kuneho,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

cool!

dukk,

This comment was made by the trombone gang.

wreckedcarzz, in 👁️👁️
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Dude really needs to grow some hair. I could use that forehead like a magnifying glass in the sun.

livus,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

Nah robots don't need to Musk up.

RizzRustbolt, in Time is cruel

All the kids listen these days is The Doodletown Pipers.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

You know the worst part is: I don’t know enough about modern pop culture to say for sure that this isn’t true…

psud,

Groups I have noticed in the past few months, who have released something in this past year

  • Post Malone
  • Doja car
  • Billie Eilish
  • Rum Jungle
PersnickityPenguin, in Time is cruel

I still remember a few years ago when my local Clearwater Classic Rock station started playing Green Day, Red Hot chili peppers, Weezer, Death Cab, Arcade Fire… as… classic rock?!

My head spun.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Wait death cab and arcade fire are classic rock now? What does that make Arlo and Zep?

shea,

classic-er

PersnickityPenguin,

Classical

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