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ivanafterall, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.
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My spine doctor said I have the spine of an old man. ;)

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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You had her at “My spine doctor”

umbraroze,
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Reminds me of another old joke: "My doctor said I have the lungs of a little old lady. The upside is that I know that little old ladies never die."

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in I sure hope I can keep up!
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The "fast pace" comes from your boss changing your tasks every five minutes, micromanaging you, and being verbally abusive.

BaroqueInMind,
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Yeah. Typically whenever you read that, assume it means that the management is a complete shitshow who do not have good time management and ridiculous expectations on everyone beneath them, as well as expect to be inundated with so much tedious work that provides no satisfaction that you will be burned out.

blanketswithsmallpox, in The joys of parenthood

The worst part? That shit never stops if they have moderate-severe autism.

No, you may not eat an entire head of lettuce for lunch. No, drinking 9 cans of soda in a day is bad for you. Yes, you must eat something besides plain pasta and kool aid. Yes, we can tell you skipped your shower and just turned the water on while you stimmed because you still smell like ass. Also, quit taking hour long showers!

partial_accumen,

No, you may not eat an entire head of lettuce for lunch.

Wait, why is that one bad? Its likely not enough calories for 1/3 of the day’s meals, but if they’re hungry later they’ll consume different calories elsewhere in the day, yes?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Also, you can pry my hour-long showers from my cold, dead hands.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Eating massive amounts of what amount to useless food items is rooted in Pica for most ND.

www.cdc.gov/…/ASD-digestive-issues-and-pica.html

Considering he used to eat paint chips and other shit and got lead poisoning from it, yeah lol.

Eating nothing but empty calories when you’re hungry is a pointless endeavor that only denies others from using lettuce later. Eat something that will satiate your appetite. An entire head of iceberg lettuce does not. Which is why you’re hungry again in an hour.

Want lettuce? Make a salad. Finding a lettuce wrapper surrounded by pop cans and candy wrappers just shows that what you’re eating is terrible lol. There’s only so much a multivitamin can do.

When you’re an adult and want to eat nothing but junk and have your inhouse case worker give you another speech for the hundreth time, go ahead. Until then, it’s the parents job to try to instill those good habits.

Want to eat whatever you want with your own money? Go ahead, spend your allowance or find a job. Until then, eat properly because there is plenty in the house to be able to.

Finding every tomato eaten in a day or an entire head of lettuce gone after you started making sandwiches is frustrating as hell lol. Let alone the gnats after from trying to hide all your evidence.

Sylver,

There’s just no productive reason to eat a whole head of lettuce when you have access to a more diverse option of food. It’s basically just a bunch of water with some fiber, so it may also lead to some interesting bowel troubles later in the day

partial_accumen,

There’s just no productive reason to eat a whole head of lettuce when you have access to a more diverse option of food.

You can’t be unaware about how humans interact with food. There’s all kinds of non-productive eating we do. The question I’m posing is “how is this one harmful?”

It’s basically just a bunch of water with some fiber,

Thats my point. Its pretty benign. Nothing bad or dangerous in a quantity a human could eat.

so it may also lead to some interesting bowel troubles later in the day

If eating a whole head of lettuce in a day causes you bowel troubles, I think you could easily argue your diet outside of the lettuce is much much more worrisome.

Sylver,

I think you’re leaning too hard into “we stopped them from doing it for their own good”

Remember that the original person eating said head of lettuce is autistic, and so this is serving as a gentle reminder that one does not need to eat a whole head of lettuce.

It’s not bad, it certainly may even be “healthy”, but it is not conducive to forming good habits. That’s all!

partial_accumen,

Perhaps it my lack of awareness with the intricacies of autism. Isn’t it sending the wrong message that a rule can be in place to prevent harm/danger or a rule of the same caliber is just to enforce an arbitrary habit? Doesn’t that encourage rulebreaking because there’s a decent chance there’s no actual danger?

Sylver,

Again, this isn’t some hardline rule or someone saying “you cut that out!”

It’s just a gentle reminder of “hey man, let’s look for some stuff to add to that lettuce instead :)”

DJKayDawg,

e.g. I want everyone to have salad tonight and I’m not going shopping again today.

CurlyMoustache,
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The insane farting will destroy the house/apartment

ThePantser, in I sure hope I can keep up!
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At least everything is wireless, including the monitor

dejected_warp_core, in This is great. You should try it.

That’s nothing. There are even https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu cheeses out there.

Also aspergillus is used in the production of ricewine and sake. Moldy food is all over the place.

dantheclamman,
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I had forgotten that the larvae jump. For some reason that makes it so, so much worse to me. If I were to eat an arthropod-originating cheese I would probably prefer to try mite cheese.

stallmer, in California in a nutshell

To be fair though, the meth-land of California is pretty beautiful.

paysrenttobirds,

Yes, the yellow is the good part and you don’t even have to be driving anywhere in particular

MacNCheezus,
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More like, the beautiful part is in the yellow part. But a lot of it is really just desert with nothing much to see, hence also meth.

paysrenttobirds,

I like the desert :)

conditional_soup,

I live in the red part, and I’m sorry to hear about your concussion leaving you this confused.

OmenAtom,

Dont let these clods fool you, pretty much every part of this map has its beautiful spots. You would have to be blind not to get a great view at the top or even side of a mountain

dangblingus, in This is great. You should try it.

You can’t eat a big bite of it. That’s a rookie move. Just a little bit on a triscuit, maybe some mustard or salami with it, fucking mint.

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

I am a blue cheese veteran and I would literally eat a big bite. it’s so good. gimme the mold

xuniL,

Cranberries are awesome with it

dangblingus,

Damnnn. I’m about to go get some stilton and cranberries right after work now.

kylie_kraft, in Peanuts in a nutshell

peanuts aren’t nuts, so that’s not a nutshell

ch00f,

Beat me to it.

If I recall, nothing are nuts. Nuts don’t exist. Collective hallucination.

ChillDude69,

Confirmed. Just like birds.

Mercival, (edited )

I mean morphologically-speaking strawberry seeds are true nuts, while walnuts and chestnuts are not. I wouldn’t want to die on this hill.

blanketswithsmallpox, in Free money

Then there’s the people having to figure out how to restore the power and Internet…

ivanafterall,
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Sure would be a shame if it took them a little while to figure it out and they needed a break to think it over...

Okokimup, in This is great. You should try it.
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

Honey fans eating literal bug vomit.

Mushroom fans eating literal reproductive organs.

Lots of things sound gross when you think about their origins. Just eat what you like.

Gimly,

And standard cheese is just milk way way past its conservation date.

Shadywack,
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Montana has an event called the Testicle Festival, so they’re not even trying to conceal the origins of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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cannibals are like right?? just let people enjoy what they want

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

is eating your own nails cannibalism because i know a person named Paul that eats his own toe nails

pomodoro_longbreak,
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yes Paul is a deviant and must be stopped

wreckedcarzz,
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Imagine you’re chilling at the park and all the sudden some asshole rips your dick off and eats it

lemmylommy,

Es ist MEIN TEIL

TheFlopster,
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Always upvote Rammstein.

postmateDumbass,

Delerious Mr T. flashbacks intensify

Anticorp,

Mushrooms are kinky like that though. They enjoy it.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I can relate.

I mean uhhhh

jettrscga,

I will not.

thefartographer,

I imagined it for you. Your penis was delicious.

SecretSauces,
@SecretSauces@lemmy.world avatar

Your penis was delicious.

That’s what your mom said to me last night

havokdj,

Lol

wreckedcarzz,
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This dudes a mushroom

Crackhappy, (edited )
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

thefartographer,

That was meeee!!! Best friends!

Dio,
@Dio@lemy.lol avatar

Least honey and mushrooms offer benefits. The hell does eating blue mold do.

havokdj,

Penicillin

rustydrd,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

The hell does eating blue mold do.

Douse my brain in endorphins because it’s friggin delicious.

Sagifurius,

It’s penicillin. Eating it not much but it does hold benefits aside from tasting good and calories

ForestOrca, (edited )
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" Believed to have originated in a cave in Roquefort, France, blue cheese is available in a handful of varieties including gorgonzola, stilton, and cambozola. The blue veins characteristic of blue cheese develop from the bacteria Penicillium Roqueforti that grow within small punctures created on top of the cheese loaves at the beginning of the cheese ripening process.

Though blue cheese is typically high in sodium, it is rich in dairy protein, dietary fats, and essential vitamins and minerals including calcium, phosphorous, potassium, zinc, and vitamin A. What makes each variety different is the type of milk used, the length of ripening, and the result texture and flavor."

https://www.verywellfit.com/blue-cheese-nutrition-facts-and-health-benefits-5206366
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/blue-cheese-types-benefits-risks-and-more

Mmmm, cheese.

Contramuffin,

the bacteria Penicillium roqueforti

I don’t think that article knows what a bacterium is. Penicillium is a fungus.

ForestOrca,
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Bah! Missed that. Thanks for the catch! I was looking for nifty things blue cheeses did nutritionally. Mostly seems they are just cheese.

EdibleFriend,
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When it comes down to it lots of people eat things just because they like them not because it’s beneficial. Obviously that can lead to unhealthy eating but in moderation there’s nothing wrong with it.

Gork,

reads this while munching on ramen at work

Yup I like it. No it’s not very healthy.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Um, you know where ramen grows, right?

MrQuallzin,

They grow on Ramen Trees. It’s an offshoot of Spaghetti Trees

Gork,

The ramen Gods. This is the origin of the phrase “Ramen” after a prayer.

Dave,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Yes but that ramen does not grow on their heads.

zaph,

Honey can literally kill humans

IrateAnteater,

Everything can kill humans if you have enough of it.

zaph,

Valid af

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Based everything

psud,

People have been hospitalised for too much spinach

angelsomething,

Eggs are technically chicken’s periods when you think about it.

Kase,

Wait really? That’s so interesting. So eggs you buy at the store aren’t fertilized? (Not sure if that’s the right word but ykwim)

cor315,

Correct. You can get fertilized ones too. Look up balut. Or don’t.

SnipingNinja, (edited )

That don’t is a weak recommendation to not look it up, depending on the person it can be terrible to look at

tigeruppercut,

Some countries sell packs of chicken offal, and you can see what the eggs look like before they get far enough along in the bird to have a shell

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/794850a5-d7d8-40c5-82d0-c1bd15d3113c.webp

EpeeGnome,

Typical mass market eggs are unfertilized, but eggs from smaller scale or hobby farms are usually fertilized. On a small scale, it’s easier to keep the hens safe from wildlife with a rooster around, but on a large scale they’re just a waste of feed. If you’re curious, fertilized eggs have a tiny red dot in the egg white.

topinambour_rex,
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Bees store the nectar in a honey stomach, where no digestions happen at all. So it’s not bug vomit.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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They’re also bees, which are notably distinct from humans in ways almost too numerous to count.

AmberPrince,

Can I please have another bee fact?

Kase,

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

psud,

That was bumble bees specifically, and we do know how they fly

pomodoro_longbreak,
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bees sometimes fly, like flies, but not exactly like flies; though they do fly. Bees do. Well, flies also fly, but differently. Not that differently if you don’t care about such distinctions, but pretty differently if you do. I wish I could fly. That last one wasn’t a bee fact. It was a me fact.

weksa,

I read this with Morgan Freeman voice and thoroughly enjoyed it.

pomodoro_longbreak,
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Thank you. Never have I rejoiced more in the rereading of my own comment.

Lemjukes,

“Vomit” doesn’t require digestion to be called vomit. If it was in a stomach and then came back out via a mouth, it’s vomit.

Kase,

So you’re calling a newborn baby vomit? (/s)

SnipingNinja,

They’re clearly vaginal shit

psud,

Though the baby’s path has lips it’s really not a mouth

postmateDumbass, (edited )

Are bees a ruminant?

Slovene, in “I come from the slums; I come from a hard background; I come from a poor family; and I was a soldier.”

Not many people know that.

Psychonaut1969, in This is great. You should try it.
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Wait until you find out about Koji and how soy sauce is made.

Sanyanov,

Fun part is, Aspergillus oryzae (fungi used to make koji) can develop into dangerous strains that release heavy toxins able to easily paralyze an adult forever.

Psychonaut1969,
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This is one if the reasons they say not to try making your own spores and to restart batches with commercially purchased spores. One of the things people do with it is fast age steaks over 24 hours at room temp by growing a layer of it on the steaks surface (moldy steaks). Also isnt Aspirgillus is a mold not a fungi?

Sanyanov,

Mold is a structure formed by some fungi. Mold is always fungal.

MudMan,
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Wine is spoiled grapes, all cheese is just milk you left out for so long it got dry and sausages are what happens when you disembowel a pig and stuff its guts with its own minced ass. Today I ate a thing that looks like the first draft of an Aliens facehugger they rejected for being too spiky.

People buy food so processed they forget we're just gross hungry animals just putting random things in their mouths to see if it keeps them alive for a bit.

Lemjukes,

“Cheese is just milk gone off big time styly.” - Stephen Fry

Pipoca,

Sausages are also commonly inoculated with mold. The powdery coating on aged salami is Penicillium nalgiovense.

And some of the fanciest, most expensive wines are made from moldy grapes. Botrytis cinerea, when consistently wet and humid, causes “grey rot” which spoils the grapes. When it dries out, though, it becomes the “noble rot” which is prized.

MudMan,
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Absolutely, if you've ever made the types of sausages for cold cuts at home it's very obvious. People think the white powdery thing is just cool packaging (and to be fair in ultraprocessed crap it can be), but nope, that stuff is transparent when you get started.

Also, the "transparent stuff"? Disemboweled guts. I mean, the mold should be the least of your concerns if you're going by gross-out factor.

possiblylinux127, in Free money

Its only good if you are the bottom employee flipping burgers. The people who actually run the company have a heart attack

Sprokes, (edited )

Employees flipping burgers, wouldn’t they be sent home without pay? I am asking for the US.

possiblylinux127,

It depends

ultra, in Paint it black

Accidental selfie

Mwallerby,

Oops

dylanTheDeveloper, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.
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Wear no pants 🫣, society

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