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RQG, in Then I'll avoid opening the app
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There is a lot of truth in this one. I disabled any push notifications for a long time now. It distracts me too much.

Then what the meme says happened. That led me to reduced the apps I use drastically. I found I didn’t need them in the first place.

ExfilBravo, in It's all downhill from here

They fucked around and are mad that we are the ones that are finding out before they died.

miley, in Too good to be true
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I hear my alarm going off while I’m dreaming and my subconscious self knows to continue ignoring it

MeanEYE, in King
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What is he listening to?

Asked no one ever.

BaardFigur, in Santa works one day at least

Is that Windows XP?

Johanno,

The best Windows before the year of Linux desktops /s

Holyhandgrenade, in Time changes us all
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Deranged and smelly and desperate is he

GrammatonCleric, in When a car guy gets esakaied
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…you mean Isekaied?

ALostInquirer,

…or isekai’d? 🤨

Zyratoxx,
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Maybe they got isekai’d by ESA and therefore esakaied 🤔

IvanOverdrive, (edited ) in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

Fax machines are definitely being phased out.

Floppy disks? How old is this meme? In the nearly twenty years I’ve been in Japan, I’ve never even seen a floppy disk.

Paper filing is an option if you want it.

And as for cash, electronic payments have really taken off in the last year. I still value my privacy though. So I stick it out in the slow line up.

All in all, there’s a kernel of truth to the meme. What the outside sees as a Blade Runner society drenched in neon, the reality is more “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” kinda place.

MedicPigBabySaver,

What privacy from cash? Do you use an ATM or bank account to get your cash?

Then you’re either on the business security cam or the local police network cam. There is no privacy even with cash.

naeap,
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All your shopping behaviour and more can be tracked easily by card purchases. Cash purchases are much harder to track.

At least that’s how I see the advantage of cash here. Maybe I do miss something though

MeanEYE,
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Floppies are still a huge thing in heavy industry. Many of those machines are still being used and you have to enter code somehow.

tiredofsametab,

Fax machines are definitely being phased out.

NTT East, at least as of a little over two years ago, hard requires a fax to set up internet still. It's infuriating.

ManosTheHandsOfFate,
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Also in the US the medical industry still does a ton of faxing.

tiredofsametab,

Yep. Having worked in the industry for a long time, including trying to transition to EMR and such, I get this. In Japan, one of the reason fax machines are still important that is not often talked about is that they generally have a bank of pre-programmed numbers. This is seen as a way to reduce the chance of exposing PII to others by accident. This is not wrong, but the same could be implemented for other systems such as email (or the host of EDI that exist). I literally just had a training that said we should not even send a fax ourselves, but have someone observe that we hit the correct pre-programmed button for it.

stebo02, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.
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you don’t eat all of them within 15 minutes?

FawkesGil, in Help what do I do next
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What movie is this from?

MufinMcFlufin,

The Fox and the Hound.

Zorque,

Robin Hood

(I think it's The Fox and the Hound, but I don't think I've ever seen it)

TheGrandNagus,

Terminator 2: Judgement Day

I might be wrong though

ICastFist,
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Nah man, you’re wrong, this is Terminator 1, it had a lot more romance than 2!

someguy3, (edited )

Making plastique on a date.

hakunawazo,

Flirting is so easy:
“I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle!”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Is the industry really this creatively bankrupt?
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Dude, remember glee?

Fuck glee

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

Glee !

It’s a feeling you get

When your brain finally lets

Your heart get in its pants

XbSuper, in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

That one thing should probably be “see a doctor”.

GrammatonCleric, (edited ) in Shit job
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So, a regular shit, then?

NakariLexfortaine,

You might want to increase your fiber intake, friend.

GrammatonCleric,
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I’m not pushing out shit the whole time, jfc 😂

PrincessZelda,

Wiping the poop texta

Geert, in In more ways than one... NSFW
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Hey OP @WashedOver can you please edit and mark as NSFW or we have to remove it

konalt,
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I literally didn’t even notice Uranus was changed until this comment lmao

Geert,
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I figured because I was like wtf is that too much asked lol

SpaceNoodle, in In more ways than one... NSFW

Ugh, yeah. Who invited Pluto?

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