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don, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

Yeah I have ‘em on by default now

Engywuck, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Can relate. I vehemently hate dancing, to the point I can get upset even if someone just suggests it to me.

dustyData,

You should pick up dancing…

Engywuck,

GFTO, lol

eezeebee, in 502 Bad Gateway
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system outrage

werefreeatlast, in How's this plan progressing?

I wasn’t gonna pay this month’s rent but fuck that. I just had to apply at the cheap porn studio for fluffer and the rest is history. Cuz I don’t want the government to cut me in half. Sure it feels like being cut in half sometimes but it pays the bills.

phoneymouse, in If you ever feel useless

He wasn’t gonna hire dude bigger than him.

Immersive_Matthew, (edited ) in How's this plan progressing?

I looked into it and looks to be a hoax but do your own research. Funny ad all the same as the real joke is that is not an unreasonable goal and why have we not yet? Would be nice as the current homeless response is a lose lose for all parties.

Pipoca,

Really?

Conservatives don’t actually want to murder homeless people by sawing them in two? But killing homeless people is a great idea?

Tavarin,
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No, they’re saying housing homeless people is not an unreasonable goal.

Pipoca, (edited )

That would be “cut homelessness in half” or “cut the number of homeless people in half”. That’s very different from “cut all homeless people in half”, which would be bisecting each homeless person. This is clearly a joke about conservatives being heartless monsters, right?

Or is this a dialectal grammar difference between UK and US English?

Guest_User,

Loose loose. So very loose

Immersive_Matthew,

Ahahaha. Oops.

9point6, (edited )

For the party (and currently government of the UK) “sponsoring” the fake ad, directly murdering homeless people by chopping them in half would be pretty on-brand, they pretty much kill them off indirectly with legislation already and disparage the homeless in the media all the time.

I agree that halving homelessness would be of benefit to everyone, but the Tories don’t particularly care about benefit to anyone apart from themselves and their masters.

Naz, in How's this plan progressing?

It’s been a while since I’ve been scrolling Lemmy and literally had to stop due to bursting out laughing.

nUbee, in How's this plan progressing?

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mrfriki, in Perpetual Amnesia

Three hours you mean, right?

garbagebagel, in Perpetual Amnesia

I just wanna know what happened to the fucking aliens man

Naz,

We’re here, we’re “chilling”, but our methods of communication, systems of ethics, policies on warfare and the ideals of what constitutes a good life are so completely and wholly incompatible that we’ve given up trying to communicate with humans.

E.g: Talk to us for a few hours and you’ll be unable to contain your despair, or anger. Humans are an extremely violent, opinionated, and anthropocentric species, despite their many redeeming qualities.

Only the staunchest of optimistics are still out here observing homo sapiens and interacting with them.

EmpathicVagrant,

You should instead want to know what was happening during the period when they had everyone focusing on aliens, same as the last few times.

niktemadur, in Outrun your feelings

pEoPLe WhO eXeRciSe ArE mOrE sAddEr

Dio, in If you ever feel useless
@Dio@lemy.lol avatar

Literal meat shields.

jopepa,

Tactical meat shield

whoisearth, in Outrun your feelings
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

So interesting as I intentionally walk slower now. There’s something cathartic about watching people pass you constantly knowing nothing they’re going to is that important in the grand scheme of things.

albert180, (edited ) in How's this plan progressing?

They first have to quit the international human rights agreements before they are allowed to cut people in Halves. Give them a break!

MxM111, in Kindness over prejudice
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We all know how the cartoon will go in a couple of seconds.

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