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slazer2au, in Miatakes were made

Na, username worked out like a charm.

TimewornTraveler, in Not inaccurate

Can someone identity everyone in this pic? I only recognize two people.

overcast5348, (edited )
  • Elf: Legolas
  • Dad: Pedro Pascal
  • Elf Dad: Henry Cavill
  • Elf cook: Eddie from Stranger Things

No idea about the others.

CaptnNMorgan,

Jack Black and Markiplier

KnowledgeableNip, (edited )

Left to right moving down:

Carmy, main character from The Bear.

Eddie, Side character from Stranger Things Season 3.

Legolas from Lord of the Rings.

Jack Black from the School of Rock.

Markiplier, YouTube personality.

Geralt from The Witcher.

Joel from The Last Of Us.

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

oh wow! a lot of modern nerd culture. thanks.

never heard of markplier or the bear, never watched witcher stranger things or tlou

Jesus_666, (edited ) in Miatakes were made

40 yo you embracing the name again because you realized that agonizing over what random people think about a perfectly fine username isn’t worth your time.

(I could’ve made a picture here but I’m also not agonizing over what random people think about my laziness.)

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Very true xXxTheChildPredatorxXx.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Who says 40 yo you can’t come up with an embarrassing username?

Not in your case though Jesus_666

Jesus_666,

That name was legitimately chosen in my mid-teens for a short-lived troll account. I wanted something that sounded controversial without actually making a statement.

Then I realized that my old username sucked and just stuck with it.

Touching_Grass,

I wanted something that sounded controversial without actually making a statement.

This guy fucking Internet’s

uis, in The royals are in the news right now. This stuff is gonna be coming, any time they walk, stand, sit, etc.
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

You still live in feudalism? Oh, right. Technofeudalism is here.

ChillDude69,

Oh, for sure. Can’t you see Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos’ faces on a tapestry, like the founders of the OG medieval dynasties? That’s what we’re heading into.

Shit, I always thought those sci-fi settings (like Warhammer 40k, Dune, Bill the Galactic Hero) where people returned to actual systems of lords and peasants were kind of far-fetched. I was simply naïve. We’re witnessing the start of that shit, right the fuck now.

DavidGarcia,

at least that would be visually cool. currently we have none of the benefits of feudalism, but all of the downsides. Like at least during the massive wealth inequality around 1900, they built shit like this:

imageshttps://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/b997ad79-5103-44cd-a5cd-ec4eddaecea7.jpeghttps://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/3675078b-a7be-4b12-8216-044427ff8847.jpegNow we get this: https://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/8a19f664-cef7-462b-8d41-0ea8ca6b3053.jpeghttps://feddit.nl/pictrs/image/88aeaeed-72a7-4eea-b72a-5fe194c74919.jpeg

ChillDude69,

Truly excellent point. The closest thing to badass architecture that the neo-aristocracy is doing right now would be those godforsaken super-yachts. But they’re either en route, somewhere in the ocean where nobody can see them, or else just tied up at the pier, looking like a generically massive “look at my wealth dick” boat. Yawn.

Like you’re saying, they could at LEAST build some super-amazing buildings. Or maybe, like, two or three of them could get into a prick-waving contest, to see who’s gonna pay off more people’s fucking medical debt. Just to flex.

DarkSirrush,

Not for long, the orcas are having fun sinking them all lately.

uis, (edited )
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

godforsaken super-yachts

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!! Now I got flashbacks of watching investigations from Anti-Corruption Foundation.

I think this is only translated part of investigations, where yachts are mentioned. Maybe also this old investigation, but I don’t clearly remember if it had yachts in it.

DavidGarcia,

from what I’ve seen pretty much the only newly built “pre-war” architecture comes from citizens movements. You know, the people that actually have to live and work in these buildings, that can’t flee to their island on their mega-yacht.

It only takes around 3-5% more money, not to build oppulent buildings like this, but toned down, still beautiful versions that used to be the norm before the World Wars. But they are 100x more beautiful than any of the McMansions and shoe boxes we mostly build today.

Croquette, in I just want it to stop

Joke’s on you. I’m past 35 for the next economic crisis.

gmtom, in This is super serious you guys

Lmao I replied to a guy that took a meme about Markiplier being the the ideal human very seriously and complaining that men don’t exist to attract women, yadda yadda, saying he shouldn’t take memes so seriously and he got so upset he blocked me.

ChillDude69, in Check mate atheists

TEACH ME YOUR WAYS. I WANT TO RETURN TO THE OCEAN.

Blackmist, in I just want it to stop

Who doesn’t love a good old “stock market correction”, where rich people lose money that never existed, and claw back real money from the poor.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

On the cheap, too! Almost as if… by design. .

Cannacheques, in Not inaccurate

What a man wants, can women just chill and let a man be happy?

aberrate_junior_beatnik,

Yes, famously men have had very few demands of women throughout history.

Cethin,

I don’t disagree, but also it isn’t relevant. Either it’s wrong or it’s not, regardless of gender. People should be happy first.

cRazi_man, in It never gets old

Why does she have both the fridge and freezer completely wide open?

MistressKitty,

The slap is more fun if you deserve it.

TimewornTraveler,

Because life isn’t perfect

MacNCheezus, in Blank template
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It should be illegal to post this on any day other than Wednesday

PhlubbaDubba, in Not inaccurate

Fact that the Line Cook example isn’t Pere Davidson is a crime and severe inaccuracy, that man looks like he’s still waiting for puberty and can Line Cook Energy his way into dating basically any chick he puts the moves on.

That or he just does literally any amount of oral since that’s apparently a complete rarity woth famous dudes.

Akasazh, in Life’s never been better
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Confucius say: ‘man who stands on toilet is high on pot’

Dumbkid, in Not inaccurate
@Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I get it I was wrong, I have to be a muscle hunk OR Jack Black to be attractive

JudahBenHur,

yep. the only person here who isn’t in personal-trainer levels of physical shape is jack black. I’ve just been re-watching the bear and apparently they skip the scenes where carmi is spending 3 hours a day in the gym

Yoz, in It never gets old
Yaysuz,

I’m still smacking

TimewornTraveler,

now That’s a bum worth slapping

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