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SpaceNoodle, in We have plenty to trade

“ya will got?”

niktemadur, in Gotta spend money to make money, I suppose.

The ol’ cancer-swappin’ machine!

Sabata11792, in We have plenty to trade
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

You know the memes are second on the list, right? Especially if the aliens turn out to be hot.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Especially if the aliens turn out to be hot.

Probably even if they don’t.

Johanno,

Rule34 never disappoints

GombeenSysadmin,

Oh some of it is very disappointing indeed

ours,

Asking for nudes is the only way to make sure.

open_world, in Unrequited love
@open_world@lemmy.world avatar

Story of my life

undeffeined, in Unrequited love

This was me last night, took me two hours to fall asleep. On the flipside I used some of that time to read some more Dune, what a great book.

pomodoro_longbreak, in Miatakes were made
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

After I stopped caring about having a unified online persona, I just picked random names everywhere. Sometimes I’ll just drop a name that doesn’t fit anymore.

Feels so freeing. Like this is my at work account. When I hand in my work laptop, it’s gone.

Sheeple, in Miatakes were made
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Me choosing my real name back then

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Me having to deal with all the other "me"s who are jealous they have numbers after their real name

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Me ending up trans and resenting my dead name:

UndefinedIsNotAFunction, in We have plenty to trade

If senator Schumer’s UAP Disclosure Act manages to pass you might find yourself with some reeeeal good memes within the next year!

JaymesRS, in Miatakes were made

Having worked for online customer support it was always fun to get the people who were embarrassed to read you their email address to look up their account.

KevonLooney,

Hello BiggusDickus@aol.com,

Thank you for being a customer today.

JaymesRS,

…I see a flight reservation with hotel stay and shuttle transportation from the airport for you and your wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.

How may I assist you, today?

Oxnvat, in We have plenty to trade
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paddirn, (edited ) in Not inaccurate

Yeah, you just need to be born with the right genetics, be charismatic, and have media empires pushing you as a heartthrob in tv/movies/social media, and you too can be desired by women. Totally not out of the realm of possibility for most men. This just takes the idea that men have to be muscle-bound hunks to “get women” and puts it further outside the realm of possibility by replacing it with “Hollywood” hearththrobs. At least being a musclebound hunk is semi-possible if I dedicated my life to working out and bulking up 8+ hours a day. I doubt there’s anything I can do to achieve Pedro Pascal’s level of fame in my lifetime.

MrJameGumb, in Unrequited love
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This is what I looked like about an hour ago when the cat decided I had been asleep for too long

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

was up at 2am do to my love/hate relationship with jalepenos.

chronicledmonocle, in Miatakes were made

12 yr old me: My username will be StrokeMyMagnum

18 yr old me: That’s still a badass username

ultra,

Why not have it on lemmy

Klear,

Because it’s gone within minutes of any instance going live.

aeronmelon, in Miatakes were made

“XxXNeoTheOne69”

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

You gotta have the “XxX” at the end too for the symmetry!

Player2,

Username taken

pomodoro_longbreak, (edited )
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

kylo ren from star war saying MORE X, also a watermark reading “Made with Pinata Farms”

E: ty Pinata Farms for sponsoring this meme. Pinata Farms! Smash into the memisphere with Pinata Farms and affiliated “cool memez” internet web sites today! Sponsored message

uis, in Personal space
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m0darn,

I don’t see what’s notable about your picture

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Good bench

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